38075 (73%) 13911 (27%)
38075 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 13911 (27%) did not.
You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
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Electromagneta10 days ago
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

coolerdogpond122 months ago
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond122 months ago
i already got this one

meandmyfandom8 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT6 years ago
Me neither
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makujah7 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

SuperHumansUnlimited7 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut7 years ago
Gru

Thrdai6 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

AttackOnDeathNote7 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

MNITIMMY8 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Because potato.
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Kohnarik6 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

papersnakelast year
HAHAHAHA

Just-Another-Fangirl6 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS3 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster8 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT6 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover1017 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke8 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

Mai-chan7 years ago
Where does the problem come in? ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]

Emma028 years ago
That sounds amazing

Walk_on_the_butter_road6 years ago
A way too long song

IceCreem7 years ago
Sounds good to me

NotSo8 years ago
Best criminal? I would just embezzle and not rob.

alyssaxd3 months ago
no downside

ChesiresFool8 years ago
Who would not press this! So awesome and hilarious haha!

LGBOUNCER6 years ago
Id do it because id hit the National Banks and live happily on the fortune

Wiseturt1e7 years ago
OW!

Cheshire shadow7 years ago
they should have hillary clinton press this. then she"d have to do smooth criminal and it"d be hilarious. she"s already a criminal.

ioquirk3 years ago
My biggest crime would be to burn down Wall Street and telling all the stupid rich people to fuck off.

TheDRXD8 years ago
downside?

seb8 years ago
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loopholes_are_my_shit6 years ago
What’s the downside?

EnderHIM7 years ago
but a criminal who does the same action after robbing cannot be a very good one

Hacko6 years ago
If I can see him,whatever......

CodyMac7 years ago
Twice

AurthurFrUKingKirkland8 years ago
Downside?

the-precious-cinnamon-roll7 years ago
YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

PoloMartino2 years ago
Win-win.

Zhykvar8 years ago
who sais i would make a robbery

DorkGently7 years ago
There is literally no downside to this

Brizzle5 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

razorsimon7 years ago
no downside oh wait i cant dance crap

glaringparrot448 years ago
No downsside here

Ifredward7 years ago
Gta V but without dying millions of times (and then dance sequence)

ChillyChelly8 years ago
*Puts on leotard* WHO'S GONNA JOIN ME?

EikichiKuwabara6 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found.

MyNameIsBond3 months ago
Downside please.

RKO8 years ago
Worthit

AeroPrior7 years ago
I fail to see the downside

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I.DONT.CARE.

ChunkyRaguYT7 years ago
There is no downside as the creator of this dilemma misspelled Michael, and there is no song called Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson

ThatrandomGuy47 years ago
yes there is a song called smooth criminal search it up
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ninjawarriorjosh3 years ago
I see no downside

kk12348 years ago
If im the best criminal that, to me, is implying that im a good criminal. Soo basically robin hood?

Sophwiphwi8 years ago
Where's the downside
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