Will You Press The Button?

Mythycal62 months ago

the first thing I would create would be a staff that brings people back from the dead.

ReWyne8 years ago

The first item I'm creating is a wish-granting ring.

JevilTheDevillast year

I’m sorry who on earth brings up politics on a light hearted funny push the button website?

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KURDI2 years ago

SPAWN STORMTROOPERS AND A STAR DESTROYER BE VADER AND RULE OVER THE WORLD YES YES YES

Zacattac7 years ago

my first item will be an infinite energy source and my second will be a super food seed that has all the nutrients a human being needs. two people dying wouldn't even matter compared to this. also in the time of me typing this at least 20 people have died.

dbr1238 years ago

I wouldn't give a single fuck if everyone knew...

THAwae2835 years ago

Tell the government to suck my ass

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Skull4ever7 years ago

Can it be impossible? Id create item that grants wishes by life of leader of isis

Genral John8 years ago

second

TheDiviler8 years ago

FIRST MUDDEERTRUCKA

Potat7 years ago

Yep.. first and one like

Astripedtiger6 years ago

Can’t you just summon a monster as your body guard so you won’t get arrested

Pizzahug20027 years ago

Gonna make myself the jade scp ring

CoolrorU6 years ago

You can't be poisoned but you also can't run. Or jump. Or have stamina to do most things. And the government won't use poison on you.

SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

bye JB

Undertale4me7 years ago

I don't wanna go to jail!

CODEX076 years ago

Then when u do, wish for a door to get out of jail

electrogame8 years ago

if i can choose who is gonna die then its helpfull. because you could kill the terrorists

Firefly1402 years ago

yeah just choses someone how is on a death sentence

jake1da1snake 8 years ago

Third!

Unabatedhalo7753 years ago

I would wish that no one dies from any future wishes

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

sure.

AntonyEnescu7 years ago

U can wish for that person who died to come back to life again

ValerieParker6 years ago

If my sister dies, I'll just wish her back (she'll be replaced by one of the many people I don't care about).

Choicemaster1236 years ago

A teleporter and that person back alive, teleport them and do it like this.

dylpickel7 years ago

Just summon a ring that does your whishes and can bring people back to life

happylego917 years ago

>only kill people that are almost dead anyway >ability to grant wishes without killing people >profit

Mc30308 years ago

If you could do anything illegal you be hated by anyone anyway not just cuz your bad they'd be jealous

catloverb3 years ago

I do not want to be voted out

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp8 years ago

i would have the thingy from M.I.B That makes you forget stuff

sonic-php-master6 years ago

Wish an instant revival device

Danniboy12347 years ago

2 at a time in 0.000000001 secs. I'm sans now! Well mostly not the gravity part.

AspisofAmethyst6 years ago

Everyone knowing is the dealbreaker.

Axolotltltltl4 months ago

Pls make me timetravel back to acually press it

DuduBonesBr6 years ago

I would want a wish granting ring(totally not copied), and then wish that the person came back to life and that nobody knew she/he had died.

mrcheese3 years ago

get some fat bootys

Sprinkles4EVA7 years ago

What if I kill terrorists or someone who is evil.

thebestsigne8 years ago

Well i don't have to use this power so there is no downside

thebestsigne8 years ago

ok the only two items at a time thing is a downside i did not read this probably

jfu7 years ago

I don't need this, I have amazon now

JPLangley6 years ago

Nice. I wanted to have a useless power that gets me arrested.

Tofu__7 years ago

2 first things: nobody dies; wishes at all moments. PROBLEM?

Jigar3 years ago

I wish a unlimited wish granting ring boom only 1 death then wish to bring that person back

DuckyCZ8 years ago

1. Item: Thing that stops the downside 2. Item: Unlimited wishes generator

TomaYT7 years ago

it dont say at how much time so it can be a second and you can make the people appear again

Arachnus8 years ago

An implant in your brain that gives you infinite power and then you can fuck with the rules and then when they die they will wake up.

POLTERPUP4 years ago

I wish for an army of terminators that listen to me.

USGC6 years ago

Wish granting button and revert the consequences

BawkBakbak6 years ago

Kill kim jong un.

Ally_Catz1237 years ago

I would wish for something that gave me unlimited wishes and then wish that the people came back to life.

TOSS3674 months ago

If I make only one thing that I desire one person will die but if everyone knows then it’s not worth

mcscelly8 years ago

Well you would go to jail so... yea

thatoneguy420693 years ago

just being able to kill someone and being able to escape jail is amazing on its own because you can just teleport a drill or somehthing

LavaBomb7 years ago

I don't care about these people dying, I am not standing up to get my remote

CoolrorU6 years ago

I can do it in an emergency. Although I might get hungry... I was going to say horny there.

skiitahoe7 years ago

First thing make a reincarnation chamber second thing make a magical ring that can bypass the 2 items at once and make it have no cost at someones life

airmengaming7 years ago

Just take a life from a person who is dieing

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