Will You Press The Button?

Gl1tch3dL1m33 months ago

Sure.

Euan Reid11 years ago

You'd save more than 2.5 years on travel time

mitchelllllollast year

but you don't experience it, if you skip 3 years of college you don't learn anything, you skipped it, you lose 2.5 years no matter what

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Tinker Bell8 years ago

but only 2.5 because it doesn't say every time

Ismail Anwar11 years ago

Either meant; (1)lose 2.5 years to gain the ability. or; (2)lose 2.5 every time you teleport. If (1) then you'll more than make up the time in cut travel and if (2) then just dont use the ability unless you have to. 37% of people didnt think this through.

Mahmoud Al-Hajery11 years ago

I think he meant every time u travel u lose 2.5 years of ur life ;)

JasonWrone6 years ago

But he didn't SAY that

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Flameice2 7 years ago

Immortal-2.5..... still immortal bitch

Isaax8 years ago

Okay, so I will live like ~87.5 instead of 90 years? Niceeeee

painfully-alive2 years ago

if (1) if you loose only 2.5 once then ok, easy save. if (2) you loose 2.5 years everytime then who cares, didnt wanna live in this god forsaken world for long anyway.

Zyx7509 years ago

You could probably save 2.5 years of walking, driving etc.

bowser26 years ago

I don't know how long I will live, there isn't a set time

JimiTTB8 years ago

I'm going to assume he meant you immediately lose those years of your life and be a douchebag by saying I'm willing to part ways with a couple of years if I can F***ING TELEPORT!!!

jingalingadingd10 years ago

Jokes on you a previous button said I live forever

charizard_6 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO DIE EARLYYYY

NINJAKILLER8 years ago

You would get addicted to it and would not stop

AGOAA-Azaan7 years ago

*loses friend named "2.5 years of your life" Me: I'm glad i still have 2 and a half more years of my life.

Professor_Potato8 years ago

Yes that is so worth it

Alex8222828282 months ago

I don;t know, can anyone help me please?

Andra Mccray11 years ago

It doesn't say each time, so yes

Neito8 years ago

Not worth it. I'd rather take a 2 week flight than a 2 year loss.

m4x_m4rt1n3z4 years ago

i will teleport to another world/reality that will make me control my life span

Jeffguy8 years ago

It doesn't say how often you loose 2.5 years So I am assuming only once :>

Executionrs6 years ago

It doesn't say every time you use it

Felis8 years ago

I don't really understand these kinds of questions. It is next to impossible to be able to predict ones own death!

fyzu9 years ago

Per use?

Johto Trainer8 years ago

If you want to commit suicide, just travel 1 mm everywhere

Timelypat7 years ago

Why is the amount of life lost so specific?

dickhead552 years ago

what if im 2 months old would i be negative 2.5 years old?

Attilafag7 years ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

you_got_no_jams8 years ago

What if I wanted to go the Maccas and I'm too lazy to walk... ;-;

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Iconoclasm_9 years ago

Like Zyx says, you'd probably save 2.5 years of time anyway.

Uoro5 years ago

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XMark9 years ago

I say "no" now, but if a habitable world greater than 2.5 light-years away is discovered and FTL travel is never invented, there may be a use for this power.

theawkward6 years ago

why would i want to leave my house

shadow warrior8 years ago

Just go back in time before you die.

aspol128 years ago

He did not say time travel.

abcx7 years ago

If it said I"d loose 2.5 years every time I pressed the button, I would not have pressed it.

abcx7 years ago

*used the ability instead of pressed the button

foxy ...[fnaf]8 years ago

BUT how long do u live

eepydreemurrlast month

could only use it in extreme situations

Kris Binkley11 years ago

If you didn't press this button, I pity your stupidity. Instant Traveling would save you more than 2.5 years, and if you seriously don't think it would; what's the real difference between 78 y/o and 80 y/o.

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R_L_N3 years ago

You lose 2.5 years, then you can teleport and time travel. Just travel to a time when immortality is invented. Even without, its 2.5 years of life in exchange for crazy superpowers that can potentially advance humanity hundreds of years.

MaxMcBosszz8 years ago

Travel 10 years back in time, then travel forward in time 10 years again. Thats if u want to die qucker

Jaydizzle5146 years ago

Loophole. It says you lose 2.5 years of your life NOT 2.5 years everytime you use it therefore it"s a one time 2.5 year loss of life. Hahahahahahaha

SPACEJUMPER 90008 years ago

Before I die I'l Go back 2.5 years and keep repeating.

Genevieve9 years ago

im not sure how long i have to live so losing 2.5 years isnt going to stop me from living now

Fangheart8 years ago

FOR SCIENCE!!!

David Lavell Baker11 years ago

Sweet! of course on our deathbeds we're gonna beg for those 30 months back

Kaminomikan7 years ago

2.5 years in exchange of being able to be instantly at any time wherever I want? I don't think that I'm unlucky enough to have less than 2.5 years of life left

AsuraShun2 years ago

travel into a black hole when you feel like ending it all

MandM4187 years ago

*randomly pops into Shawn Mendes"s house*

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