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24586 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 32168 (57%) did not.
You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
but
you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
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GangStalker694204 months ago
fuck your stupid ass button

Darkstar1009008 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar2 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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theghostofbuttonspast7 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

benasourasrex7 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Migdin17 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin15 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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dearevanhansen6 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol3313 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

Spark Shark8 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex6 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

seanawilliams16 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol3313 years ago
yeah lol

Emily017 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming7 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

junkbot7 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook1123656 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester677 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 1018 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh00008 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf8 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek8 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie8 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat11 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ6 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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Tippikipp4 years ago
When you don't have a native tongue

Dolly1137256 years ago
Because couldn't I just re learn my native language?

lol3313 years ago
yeah?

Plasmawind5 months ago
But I know all the languages

Bluebubblefox 7 years ago
Yeah I don't speak English I speak nobbly bobbly. The words are exactly the same in every way so technically I will just forget how to speak nobby bobbly and not English

Tisalovelybug8 years ago
If I'm smart enough to know every language other than English, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to relearn it XD

lol3313 years ago
It said you would know EVERY language huh? ERROR

RedDragon1586 years ago
I use Australian English as my native, ill just use american english as my native #loophole

lol3313 years ago
what about other languages

hhowarth117 years ago
Learn them back or move somewhere else

PancaikMan13378 years ago
私はボタンを押して、今私は私が話すどの言語を覚えていません

PancaikMan13378 years ago
Oh...

RAGEOfficial3Rd2 years ago
So forget Australian English and learn United Kingdom English

BlackVeilBrideFTW7 years ago
English, German, Irish and Spanish are known to man. FYI

Potato_Chips4 years ago
Well time to Forget Englush then remember it

L00PHo137 years ago
I have a lot of Mexican friends and I'm not Mexican

Mega Strange8 years ago
Well the only language I know is my native tongue..so why not. I'd rather speak another language anyways.

ZOOMWHIPP7 years ago
Nice!

Thundia 8 years ago
No. Just no.

WarWay19413 years ago
I speak English, so that would mean I could use similar languages, such as Dutch, and others will still understand me half the time And depending on how far this goes, I could just use a direct denominator of English, whatever that might be, essentially creating a loophole

Reagan7207 years ago
There are so many types of English sooo

Hao8 years ago
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BBBAAACCCOOONNN7 years ago
49% are idiots

Megamegatron998 months ago
This dilemma, as others have already pointed out, is poorly thought out because it contradicts itself.

gamergirluwu3 years ago
theres a cheao code for it

ailan6 years ago
so i forgt english, german, spanish and french???

thegreatphobez8 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

CCthecat8 years ago
Say 'this is the only language I know' in Ainu (0 speakers left right now) just before pressing the button.

alyssaxd3 months ago
i mean sure ill just move to a new country lol, ill be fluent in every language other than 3, and 1 of them is very niche anyway, although one is English but whatever

PsychonautInTraining3 years ago
At least I get to speak Enchantment Table

Migdin17 years ago
I dont resly care about knowing languages.

TheHatter8 years ago
So I become SkullFace?

oF0x6 years ago
If you speak every language fluently then how will you forget a language when you speak all languages...

JonaKrasniqi7 years ago
second life lol
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