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You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
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you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
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GangStalker694204 months ago
fuck your stupid ass button

Darkstar1009008 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar2 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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theghostofbuttonspast7 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

benasourasrex7 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Migdin17 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin15 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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dearevanhansen6 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol3313 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

Spark Shark8 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex6 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

seanawilliams16 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol3313 years ago
yeah lol

Emily017 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming7 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

junkbot7 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook1123656 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester677 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 1018 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh00008 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf8 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek8 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie8 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat11 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ6 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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Bloodgoodman666 months ago
Maybe write your button better I hate it when the buttons power and downside contradict each other it says I know every language known to man I can read right and speak it the downside is that I forget my current language and can't remember it but my curre...[Show full comment]

BBBAAACCCOOONNN7 years ago
Just speak American

cass93 years ago
noo my native tongue is my favorite 💖

Captainlongbow6 years ago
... Do not stop reading this comment, click [show full comment] Almost there! You can do it ... I know where you sleep, muahahahaHAHAHA!

thegreatphobez8 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Migdin17 years ago
I only now NorwegianAlmostCombinedWithNorwegian2 and EnglishBrithishAmericanInOneLanguage bit i guess i can learn english and norwegian

lol3313 years ago
you will also know languages that are made for fun by some random guy

FoxyTheSilverFox3 months ago
Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Numerosity3 years ago
*Loses the ability to speak English (US)* *Knows how to speak English (UK)* Checkmate

Denki__Kaminari4 years ago
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C7 years ago
Okay, forgetting Singaporean English now

Ratee6 months ago
Why are there so many of this exact same question?

nerdybucket7 years ago
I'll just learn old english

Alice_The_Wherewolf3 years ago
every language including mine! loophole

lol3313 years ago
no it would destroy the universe if you press the button

TheRealEpicKing8 years ago
Umm traneslater

nah_abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz15 days ago
bro swear alarm detecl

Science guy8 years ago
1 0279 1337

Science guy8 years ago
I only leet

Hiphop757 years ago
Can't I just learn them again?

hhowarth117 years ago
Probably

ButtonUnMaster2 years ago
Pressed the button, I was born speaking gibberish and I don't really find myself using it anymore. Except in math class

Tippikipp4 years ago
When you don't have a native tongue

Dolly1137256 years ago
Because couldn't I just re learn my native language?

lol3313 years ago
yeah?

Tisalovelybug8 years ago
If I'm smart enough to know every language other than English, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to relearn it XD

Plasmawind5 months ago
But I know all the languages

Bluebubblefox 7 years ago
Yeah I don't speak English I speak nobbly bobbly. The words are exactly the same in every way so technically I will just forget how to speak nobby bobbly and not English

lol3313 years ago
It said you would know EVERY language huh? ERROR

RedDragon1586 years ago
I use Australian English as my native, ill just use american english as my native #loophole

lol3313 years ago
what about other languages

hhowarth117 years ago
Learn them back or move somewhere else

PancaikMan13378 years ago
私はボタンを押して、今私は私が話すどの言語を覚えていません

PancaikMan13378 years ago
Oh...

BlackVeilBrideFTW7 years ago
English, German, Irish and Spanish are known to man. FYI

RAGEOfficial3Rd2 years ago
So forget Australian English and learn United Kingdom English

Potato_Chips4 years ago
Well time to Forget Englush then remember it

L00PHo137 years ago
I have a lot of Mexican friends and I'm not Mexican
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