Will You Press The Button?

235x026 days ago

Just say you are not willing to tell them because you can't lie

Ruby_Slippers8 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt3 years ago

Lol

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nulily9 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4637 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4206 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer2 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT6 months ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra7 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

CoasterKing7 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

Rhett Overbay11 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

...Loading...8 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin8 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC6 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy018 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod8 years ago

spoke to me

Misla118 years ago

so i become the bible's god

SwordsmanKirito8 years ago

Girlfriend: Do you love me? You: Uhhh... No? Girlfriend: Oh, what a shame you can't die, but you still feel the pain!

randomstranger1234 years ago

some 10 year old "are you immortal" me bish i am freaking immortal

Warren Galloway9 years ago

A flaw in this... Lying is not a physical thing, it's a physiological... LOOPHOLE!

sonic77787 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

Look4thestars6 years ago

Where is the upside?

Nick Mesut Wilson11 years ago

They should be the other way round

usoutlaw7 years ago

i would get very cocky or wear a sign saying "Warning i can not lie"

Cool Dude (YouTuber)8 years ago

I could sleep in space on a these space bags HA! im not lying!

FortyWithaU2 months ago

Where is the upside?

AntonyCraft 758 years ago

they didn't say incapable of white lying

DaQueenOfMeows6 years ago

What is the good side of this???

Sign_up3 years ago

Wheres the upside?

MrHChase9 years ago

But I want to die one day.... No upside..

Turetheee7 years ago

Stop trying to lie for ever num

affect128 years ago

what if you can't talk

Suprise_Buttsecks7 years ago

i see no upside...

Reptyl2328 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no

SnowDino5 years ago

Shit this would get me in trouble at school but it could also be funny if a girl bends over in front of me I"d go "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" cause I like big butts and I cannot lie. Itd be the perfect rap for that occasion lmao

Apollo10 years ago

I love to lie, so no

Don'tyouevergetthefeelingwhereyoucantthinkofaname8 years ago

Physically, but not mentally. So I can't shrug and answer with body movements but what about saying YES and NO.

llots ffej8 years ago

Well not to be a smart-ass but, since you are, moving your mouth is physical, as well as using you r voice altogether.

EarthGamer6 years ago

There is no upside because 1. Immortality is a curse 2. If I am physically incapable of lying then lets say a loved one says: do i look nice? Then if i can't lie, and they dont look nice and i say that they dont look nice then they might get very sad/angry with you... soo... yeah no upside. ;-)

David Anderson11 years ago

So you can do all the cool stuff you never dared doing previously. Like playing baseball with a grenade, or playing Minesweeper in real life.

ClownCLown7 years ago

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KenJen64206 years ago

The only person that would hurt is all the sensitive fucks in the world. The truth hurts

sonicj018 years ago

i am already the second one lying is what cunts do

WhyDoIEven_2 years ago

I wouldn't want to be immortal, that"d be horrible.

dweedleskunk8 years ago

Seriously, living forever is overrated. You would get bored, because you have done everything and you would have to suffer heartache and stuff because you would get close to someone and then they might die. plus I mean sometimes you need to lie to keep the ppl closest to you out of trouble :P

howohowo3 years ago

Immortality is a curse, you'll have to experience whatever crap gets thrown at you, say, another big bang and you'll have to watch every single thing go bye bye. Being dead is better

MoonManEDM9 years ago

Incapability of lying doesn't mean incapability of telling the absolute truth

MrMate7 years ago

So I can't make cakes... (Portal reference)

densch6 years ago

where"s the downside? Always saying what i think anyways. And immortal on top of it

James McDonnell11 years ago

So someone decided to combine "Liar, Liar" and "Bruce Almighty".

badeo7 years ago

You can be deceptive without lying.

llots ffej8 years ago

"Yeah, I'm toootally incapable of lying"

prettyboredpanda8 years ago

Lol. What is wrong with being honest?

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

OH NO

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

this button was made just because someone wanted to make note of the rhyme of "dying" and "lying"

fitetoon9 years ago

But you would eventually look reeeeeeeeeealy old and ugly plus you would have to watch the universe end and be rly bored for the rest of your life so like no

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