Will You Press The Button?

1bob2 months ago

他没有说是我走2000步就会死

Endercake8 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude6 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge11 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening5 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l7 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan90008 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude6 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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Gettothetardis6 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle6 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago

yep :>

redisica8 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

HarmonySapp7 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX7 years ago

Skipping

Brownecow3217 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Glennator7 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

ReWyne8 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh7 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Animeloverlol 8 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe38 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie543217 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic8 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat76118 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy6 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

Travis Heinrich11 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name6 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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AlexandraMiller6 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

RyanGoodrow6 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

Aaron Waterson11 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog2 years ago

EXACTLY!

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AfricanMom6 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta6 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper276 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa7 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

Ice warrior 12345678908 years ago

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Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat76118 years ago

Creative idea

Chrissy Oberkirch11 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

Vincent Jones11 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman11 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins11 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene11 years ago

Segway time.

Randome_User7 years ago

to risky for me: bathroom break oh darn it step 2000 exsactly well gusse I got to sit here and shit 1 step away from the toilet then sleep here

Wolf22248 years ago

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Shiemonskilast year

Me sitting in a wheelchair be like.-.

Ronnoc5278 years ago

Run in circles till you have money to buy game. Play game for a week, ear and run.

TheUglyTrash6 years ago

Hahahahaha my classes are all polar opposites from each other

xCato9 years ago

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' :)

iron Pheonix7 years ago

I do t even take 2000 steps a day anyway

CommentMaker17 years ago

Huh, the downside is? You can jump or move with any other style, just don't walk. :D

Jayqueline8 years ago

I take over 2,000 steps a day. I'm not going to sit in my but all day just because of the money. I'm basically being fat for money, I'd prefer to get money the professional way

Hit_thebottonforboba4 years ago

Yo ima by a wheelchair and no one is stopping me

Solarcleric8 years ago

Step 1: Invest in a Pedometer (one of those devices that counts steps) A 3DS also works. Step 2: Wear it/carry it with you. Step 3: Invest in a motorized scooter for when you run out of steps. Step 4: Never have to work again.

tomboy54548 years ago

Me:teacher I can't play in gym anymore. Gym teacher:why.me:if I walk 2000 steps a day ill die. Gym teacher: You kidding me. Me:nope I pressed a demon button and now I'm curesed