Will You Press The Button?

Willo2ty8 years ago

If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!

szymonp3 years ago

you would eventually crash onto a planet

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Teagan Stewart11 years ago

If you're immortal, they can't shoot you down when you try to escape.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

immortal, not invulnerable

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Seba7188 years ago

i'n can lie his

Sebi_8 years ago

Such grammar

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TheMaskedMan8 years ago

NOOOO! NOT THE NEEDLES! ANYTHING BUT NEEDLES!!!

skyhot0048 years ago

I could just break out of the lab anyway

Logan McQuillen11 years ago

those are both downsides

WolfgangZimpleman7 years ago

Ikr

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Alexander Joseph Thornton11 years ago

i will allow them to do so but limit them to 1 test day a week seem fair to me i still get 6 day weeks

Watermelonman7 years ago

Is that your definition if "constantly"

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Cameron Dunn11 years ago

Kill all the scientists

Watermelonman7 years ago

Then their corpses will be testing you... O.O

Swortsi5 years ago

Oh I just pressed this button see !!

lolzor1012210 years ago

what would be the point of immortality if ur just gonna live in lab

George_the_gay6 years ago

Don't see the up side in here

morlbon8 years ago

I'm so fucking tired of immortality posts

theoneandonlymikeyG8 years ago

Ya immortality sounds like it sucks ass

jason mc dude8 years ago

Huh

dennis9 years ago

That I pressed

celiagold7 years ago

Immortality is dumb

Honk Honk8 years ago

Immortality is stupid.

mechasonic1019 years ago

Just escape the lab

Zeldafan20037 years ago

I will be incredibly famous for that.

Schmidot20046 years ago

They never will know because they’ll all be dead

Zack Babcock11 years ago

You don't want to live forever.

MidnightTheFox118018 years ago

Tell them you pressed a fucking button and tell them to get off of you

BecauseICan8 years ago

You will be destined for loneliness, while everyone around you dies.

gabbo verde 8 years ago

Deadpool mothafucka

dahmanner8 years ago

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That1otherguy6 years ago

But I would have a weakness. They would have to capture my PlayStation

iswearimmature9 years ago

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ShelbyWagner7 years ago

They will die some day

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago

For how long?

Woodzy36048 years ago

SLAMS BUTTON

nemisis4678 years ago

I'm mean tnneverbsaidnuntil the end of the world so maybe then you would go tonlike heaven

Carvilesp54 years ago

You will get brain dead anyways so it is basically useless.

siberianTiger8810 years ago

Why would anyone want to live forever though? Sure it's cool that you can't die, but you'll see everyone around you die and you'll lose everyone.

Fakepuppy268 years ago

i wont because who wants to see all thier friends and family die AND be tested

Whiteman6 years ago

*You

Hiddenworld8 years ago

So I become an ajin...

jakkalsxl7 years ago

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Peace-a-Pizza6 years ago

Everybody knows these are fake. How can saying and posting things do anything to do with someone"s crush?! ∆ ∆ ∆

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SomeoneRandom8 years ago

Screw immortality

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago

OMG IM A SCP!!!

Magic_Mauritz8 years ago

That will hurt like balls on a stick

PotatoRebellionisKawaii9 years ago

They'll die eventually.

Ocelotz7 years ago

Immortalism is not Invulnerability. Immortalist is eternal youth or not aging/die from age but you can die from damage.

DesertEagle6 years ago

They can’t perform tests on me without my consent. Laws bitch.

annik3008 years ago

No good side

BecauseICan8 years ago

.

Loophole man8 years ago

That would be illegal

KIRITOXX8 years ago

you are crazy??!! I'll never want to live longer than Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tallom6 years ago

wtf people so obsessed with immortaly. like for me there are 2 downsides.

Donderpants9 years ago

I'll just tell them it was this button..... Nah, I'm fine with the one on the right. But the one on the left, that one would suck. Immortality would be terrible.

Propresser697 years ago

Why have immortality you will see all the people you care about fall and die, When the world ends you will float around in space, Thinking of what to think of next, Why you have the power, why you even decided to press 1 button to start a living hell of ne...[Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword7 years ago

That sounds so cruel

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