You can fly
but
You lose control of your poop and it just slides out randomly
I will not


SanjayGames9 years ago
#MUDDYHEIGHTS!

ThePaulDude7 years ago
How literal of you, LOL!
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Radziecki9 years ago
I will become Flying Toilet then...

PumpkinSpice8 years ago
IT"S A BIRD, IT"S A PLANE,....no it"s a piece of shit.

boosterjuicefanlast year
LOL

BlueMoose10 years ago
why does it always have to be about poop

Mrusername3 years ago
@ThePaulDude that joke was crap
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tem128 years ago
I WILL CUT MY ANUS

boosterjuicefanlast year
LOL! So Funny tem12!!!
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Hanna Åšwida12 years ago
You mean be a bird?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Yeah but that would be gross...
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jpmmp10 years ago
what if i poop while flying that would be helirious

epic971016 years ago
ITS A BIRD IT"S A PLANE . no it"s just Timmy being a piece of shit

JM89745238 years ago
"We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you"~ officer tenpenny, 2004

Alice_The_Wherewolf4 years ago
i will hover over my brothers head all day till i poop then SPLAT ;P

TheMrNathwoz10 years ago
ya ultimate poop shower

mebruh9 years ago
God NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AFourTunePotato5 years ago
DIPER MAN COMES TO THE RESCUE!

NukeIt9er9 years ago
Now I have an excuse.

ayeshab888889 years ago
Fly around with a toilet to my ass then

DemonZ-Be-EviL10 years ago
i can shit on people from the sky hahahahaha

SuperTonyZero8 years ago
You mean Doodieman?

Nutjob8 years ago
YAY!!! Now I can poop on all the people I hate😈

BrendanCross8 years ago
You can't control it, you might accidentally poop on your favorite person in the world (other than yourself if your that selfish)

Valentinas Grušas12 years ago
Look out below!

Johndabanana2 years ago
*Having sex in air* *casually shits all over the bed*
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Polgin9 years ago
wear a butt plug when you fly. and now no downside

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
It will fall... Your butt sorcery will not work on the button gods... The shit...will...fall...

Poodlelover9 years ago
This is a win-win for my friend.

xXToxicJayXx10 years ago
So you're a bird?

Caleb Hansen12 years ago
Wear a diper

Kaldrog9 years ago
Exactly
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Oliver Christensen12 years ago
Mankind is able to fly allready! It didn't specify that you didn't need any airplane. Don't take the chance!

Adam Pensel12 years ago
Bombs away.

jam hammer9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mrusername3 years ago
Excuse me but what the fucc

#Maincra_@XD LOL TROLL9 years ago
Always wear diaper and also you become famousLlevas siempre pañal y ademas te conviertes famosoAlways wear diaper and also you become famous

BryanCusick8 years ago
wear diapers XD

NinjaSwag2kl10 years ago
I am the new pigeon

dankmemes1018 years ago
just fly to the store and buy a diaper

dragonsni10 years ago
you mean like every bird in existance?

kanye east9 years ago
grown up dipers

Derpydy8 years ago
LIKE THE DOCTOR

GreatAide10 years ago
Laughed more than i should have

Silly_Squirt7 years ago
imagine it lands on someone"s car Me: *POOP* POOP: *lands on car* Owner of car: the fk what bird poops that big and has brown poop

just a girl here10 years ago
RED BUTTON!!

The_Fleenstones8 years ago
Shit on cars you don't like.

EnZohNoVaa10 years ago
I can wear a diaper

pressmedont1239 years ago
watch out below people! in Soviet Russia you crap on birds!

Zadok Hines12 years ago
wear a diaper...BOOM problem solved!!!!

GiveEmSomeMilk8 years ago
Uhhh no downside?

Psykachu10 years ago
That's calling "You are a bird"

Kaldrog9 years ago
Use diapers

jolizabeth10 years ago
Crapbon crap holes and when i dont want to crap, wear a diaper!

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Finn3us7 years ago
I’d make a Jeff Dunham reference but it’s 2018 and I’d rather not set the comments on fire

neverknown10 years ago
ever heard of diapers?

JamesJay8 years ago
Enema

Hith7 years ago
Poop on people from up above
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