Get everything for free
but
Everybody want's to kill you
I will not


AevumFlammo8 years ago
But nobody will give you anything for free because they want to kill you.

J3susl1v3slast year
So True
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Hogger4406 years ago
Make evrybody like you fo free

Somerandomwizard6 years ago
Yo Harvard, I found one of your students

Parappa Rapper11 years ago
That's how GTA works.

FantasyKitten7 years ago
Pretty much ya.
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Isaak8 years ago
get super powers

FUCKu7 years ago
GTA confirmed

Migdin17 years ago
I want omnipotence.... come at me humanity

TimmyBoyRules8 years ago
"everything" includes unbreakable armor, right? Also, "want's" *sigh*

Tricia Edwards11 years ago
Logically speaking, you could arm yourself to the fucking TEETH and defend yourself against literally EVERYTHING. So, YES PLEASE.

Somerandomwizard6 years ago
So you’ll gun down your homies? You’ll be all alone
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Marcelo Ferreira11 years ago
*wants

Alan Aurmont11 years ago
Get your own personal robocop or a laser shark for free. Assume defensive position. Ready, set, go!

Wynter7 years ago
Nope robocop not human so he"s good. He doesn't count as a body.
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jesman7 years ago
Just get a a heavily fortified base and lots of icecream

Glassia_The_Tower8 years ago
Peace for free!

Spongyjay8 years ago
Well at least free stuff

Roman299384843 years ago
Tanks,army’s,universes, all of them for free

NaegiTrash7 years ago
I"l just go fake my death and get my own remote island.

asdguy009 years ago
ge peace 4 free

aliyah8 years ago
So basically black friday

Abbycat1232565 years ago
WANTS TO KILL YOU BUT DOESN'T

SupahRookie8 years ago
Mom,Dad why are you looking at me like that? Why do you say you hate me? HAVE THE GODDAMN BUGGATI OK?!

CharlieRoseCat8 years ago
aye no problem I want to kill me too I don't see a downside plus it doesn't say they will.

youareamazing28 years ago
dont killyoself

USGC6 years ago
Get superpowers

POKEMANER318 years ago
GT fucking A!!!

insainron13677 years ago
:3 I get all of their loyalty for free.

DimitrieOctavian6 years ago
Everyone wants to kill me anyway

awesomecraft8 years ago
free ammo too!!!!!

Ben1647 years ago
Just get a body armor

PixelExists2 years ago
They want to kill me, but are they able to?

UltraSnivy148 years ago
I'll get 1-UPS for free :)

veloxin8 years ago
Sweet, free stuff from Amazon.

Xyren3 years ago
I will get armed bunker so they caant kill me

randomdude90018 years ago
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SuperButtonPresser1107 years ago
Buy an awesome weapon and KILL THEM ALL.

420freshalpaca699 years ago
Free castle, free guns, free ammo; just come find me

ThePaulDude6 years ago
Just because everyone wants to kill you it doesn't mean that they'll pull it off.

bigd10481 8 years ago
Says wants to kill not do kill u

Akash-Nirmal7 years ago
That will be an awesome that i can get everything. But the best part is every body trys to kill me always new advantage

Kay Scruton11 years ago
Fuck it, I'll be able to get all the weapons and supplies I want. BRING IT ON.

a Random human8 years ago
Theres something called a gun

RyusukeSosuke7 years ago
So they WANT to kill me, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will, or even can.

Blue_boglast year
That’s how gta works

Xmaster86218 years ago
The writer is under arrest for: inappropriate apostrophe usage. The writer's punishment is: being stabbed by an apostrophe-shaped sword so the writer can feel how painful it is to stick apostrophes where they don't belong. Signed, Sergeant Semantic of the Grammar Police

Ifindloopholes6 years ago
Well ... I can have anything for free so ... I want darkstalkers scroll

xDxL8 years ago
Get the savest building in world and save all humans

Unpingable3 years ago
Give them something they want and they won't kill u

roeequaza8 years ago
Imortalty

Travon06207 years ago
Does everybody include family members too?

American Cynic8 years ago
Everybody already wants to kill me.

joran8177 years ago
me: do you to let me live for free??

abcx7 years ago
I want the option to find out who created this button, the ability to find who he is, where he lives, and when exactly he created this, a time machine, an aeroplane and a gun. I will prevent him from adding this downside.

PompaShogun9 years ago
I agree with asdguy00's thought. Get peace for free, and you win. :U
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