Will You Press The Button?

Hogger4407 years ago

Make evrybody like you fo free

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Yo Harvard, I found one of your students

AevumFlammo10 years ago

But nobody will give you anything for free because they want to kill you.

The_Great_Papyrus_last year

They should be absolutley compelled to give you the free item. *takes grocery bag and runs*

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Parappa Rapper12 years ago

That's how GTA works.

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Pretty much ya.

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Isaak10 years ago

get super powers

Migdin18 years ago

I want omnipotence.... come at me humanity

FUCKu8 years ago

GTA confirmed

TimmyBoyRules9 years ago

"everything" includes unbreakable armor, right? Also, "want's" *sigh*

Tricia Edwards12 years ago

Logically speaking, you could arm yourself to the fucking TEETH and defend yourself against literally EVERYTHING. So, YES PLEASE.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

So you’ll gun down your homies? You’ll be all alone

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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

*wants

Alan Aurmont12 years ago

Get your own personal robocop or a laser shark for free. Assume defensive position. Ready, set, go!

Wynter8 years ago

Nope robocop not human so he"s good. He doesn't count as a body.

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JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

ill buy an army for free

Stropey7 years ago

Invest in a gigantic planet-obliterating mech suit.

XXdubstepzzXX10 years ago

Terminated 5?

hannahpanda049 years ago

murder!

lewis04283 years ago

get nuke for free

SinonMercer8 years ago

They WANT to but never said they TRY to kill you.

Redhead10 years ago

doesn't mean they WILL kill you

beastmode469 years ago

Everybody wants to kill u doesnt mean they will...

AnimeQueenMHA5 years ago

Gun shop, get everything free, arm yourself and kill the ones who try to hurt y’a

lumberjack10 years ago

you can lock yourself in the room and if you need food just Disguise yourself as another person

ralfds139 years ago

Can I get the love, for free?

KeralinKreunen7 years ago

I WISH FOR ARMAR

MARC_NIDZ6 years ago

The armor is alive and wants to kill u :)

cmac10 years ago

They want to but there's a chance they wont

Jk-Jrdz8 years ago

Do you want to kill you tho..,???

Lottie DomoBear12 years ago

If everything is free........ MACHINE GUN RIFLE SHOT GUN GRENADES NUKES NUCLEAR BOMBS TANKS AIRPLANES all weapons are for free so basically kill the world xD But then you'll b all alone.....xD

TheGames7 years ago

pues contrato guardaespaldas gratis y haber si intentan matarme.

Wabefuhon10 years ago

Iron Man suit.

that_one_person_0w03 years ago

Get a couple guards and a bunker

badass259 years ago

so defense 24/7 from evrybody

kiki986delawarecity9 years ago

FINE WITH MAH!

shinchaf14 years ago

Economy works by trading with other humans using a stable currency... And you can't buy when the currency is worthless or unusable...

this name is not to long9 years ago

Basically your a ab thief

MGGoku8 years ago

GTA in a nutshell

CcFirelight10 years ago

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Neuhhhhhh5 years ago

GTA

Random Blonde Girl10 years ago

The key word there is "Want" Not "Will", Anyways, I have that in my life all the time. Next?

Apollo11 years ago

Free MJOLNIR Mark VI armor with a Grav Hammer please

Zacharoonie69698 years ago

I can get a secret superweapon from the government that makes people not want to kill me

Taco Flocka Flame12 years ago

they want to kill me but wouln't do it

bobbyboo2 months ago

Questions like these make me realize how downhill the quality of this site has gone.

ttddoogg9 years ago

i would die in like... 5 minutes.....

iEmerald10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

PugAndSlothLover3 years ago

Get people to like you for free

jimz9 years ago

get an ability that makes people not want to kill you. :D

DrEdwardElric7 years ago

Free immortality

superhotfire 10 years ago

He'll yes

TeamKobus29 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

Everyone already hates me :)

DrValken10 years ago

I'll get stabbed by the cashier

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Get them to not want to kill you... IT says ANYTHING! :)

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