Will You Press The Button?

AevumFlammo8 years ago

But nobody will give you anything for free because they want to kill you.

The_Great_Papyrus_24 days ago

They should be absolutley compelled to give you the free item. *takes grocery bag and runs*

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Hogger4406 years ago

Make evrybody like you fo free

Somerandomwizard6 years ago

Yo Harvard, I found one of your students

Parappa Rapper11 years ago

That's how GTA works.

FantasyKitten7 years ago

Pretty much ya.

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Isaak8 years ago

get super powers

FUCKu7 years ago

GTA confirmed

Migdin17 years ago

I want omnipotence.... come at me humanity

TimmyBoyRules8 years ago

"everything" includes unbreakable armor, right? Also, "want's" *sigh*

Tricia Edwards11 years ago

Logically speaking, you could arm yourself to the fucking TEETH and defend yourself against literally EVERYTHING. So, YES PLEASE.

Somerandomwizard6 years ago

So you’ll gun down your homies? You’ll be all alone

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Marcelo Ferreira11 years ago

*wants

Alan Aurmont11 years ago

Get your own personal robocop or a laser shark for free. Assume defensive position. Ready, set, go!

Wynter7 years ago

Nope robocop not human so he"s good. He doesn't count as a body.

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Jk-Jrdz7 years ago

Do you want to kill you tho..,???

Lottie DomoBear11 years ago

If everything is free........ MACHINE GUN RIFLE SHOT GUN GRENADES NUKES NUCLEAR BOMBS TANKS AIRPLANES all weapons are for free so basically kill the world xD But then you'll b all alone.....xD

ralfds138 years ago

Can I get the love, for free?

KeralinKreunen6 years ago

I WISH FOR ARMAR

MARC_NIDZ5 years ago

The armor is alive and wants to kill u :)

cmac8 years ago

They want to but there's a chance they wont

that_one_person_0w0last year

Get a couple guards and a bunker

badass258 years ago

so defense 24/7 from evrybody

TheGames6 years ago

pues contrato guardaespaldas gratis y haber si intentan matarme.

Wabefuhon8 years ago

Iron Man suit.

MGGoku7 years ago

GTA in a nutshell

CcFirelight8 years ago

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kiki986delawarecity8 years ago

FINE WITH MAH!

shinchaf13 years ago

Economy works by trading with other humans using a stable currency... And you can't buy when the currency is worthless or unusable...

this name is not to long8 years ago

Basically your a ab thief

Apollo9 years ago

Free MJOLNIR Mark VI armor with a Grav Hammer please

Neuhhhhhh4 years ago

GTA

Random Blonde Girl8 years ago

The key word there is "Want" Not "Will", Anyways, I have that in my life all the time. Next?

ttddoogg8 years ago

i would die in like... 5 minutes.....

iEmerald8 years ago

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Zacharoonie69697 years ago

I can get a secret superweapon from the government that makes people not want to kill me

Taco Flocka Flame11 years ago

they want to kill me but wouln't do it

DrEdwardElric6 years ago

Free immortality

superhotfire 8 years ago

He'll yes

TeamKobus27 years ago

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