Will You Press The Button?

dinojl8 years ago

1. Upload yourself. 2. Claim to have invented the first AI. 3. Profit.

Dustin Fogliano11 years ago

There no point of accessing the internet if you can't jack off

DistantCoderlast year

YEP CUM

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Blood8 years ago

who needs to move when u live in the internet?

EvilBloxBoss6 years ago

Should say You can surf the internet in your mind, but you only have until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

Dos10237 years ago

Build robot parts and control them through the internet. Win win. I can now watch videos in my head and nobody will know

Nanozec8 years ago

I have a phone....

Dean Cooper11 years ago

So basically you become Stephen Hawking?

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Yeah...

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Zak Smith11 years ago

am i paralyzed only while i'm accessing the internet, or all the time????

TheSnitch4798 years ago

I think the first time you do it your paralyzed forever

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Javi Haveeair Suarez11 years ago

so.. being stephen hawking, i'll be stephen hawking. (alyshia )

Shelovesyou123 8 years ago

The internet is gonna ruin my sanity. Not risking it.

crownofthorns9 years ago

Cellphones .-.

yellowScar3 years ago

I mean, I can just replace my meat limbs with metal ones. I"d be a cyborg.

Jennifer Garcia11 years ago

NOPE BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY MY INSTURMENT

Loyal2Goddess5 years ago

I can play any game online...and still suck!

Ezezezez8 years ago

Noobs

Wolf1237 years ago

So that means you cant use the internet. 🙁

Ronnoc5278 years ago

%23 What the fuck is your life.

yourzone9 years ago

no more jerking off no thanks.

Prince Hans8 years ago

I CAN. DOESNT SAY I HAVE TO PEOPLE

Bekfastking1543 years ago

Minecraft online

ME8 years ago

Stephen HAWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auron Roy11 years ago

So I'm MORDOK?

Malcolmxt8 years ago

No no no no

yabbles6 years ago

(T_T)

TheChazzaGames8 years ago

Can still watch porn :D

rab0038 years ago

worth it

greaterfiend9 years ago

I hope it counts online video games too.

GalaxyBrainLoopholes2 years ago

Perfect, simply perfect, i could live life in VRchat, I could probably become a software developer, and I could use the web as processing power, allowing me to become extremely rich, and with that wealth I could preserve my body as much as technology will ...[Show full comment]

Ceelive55412 months ago

yeah basically just live in the metaverse.

frosty075 years ago

Just replace your limbs with electronic ones that can be controlled online.

HcorpseParty8 years ago

Lain (^.^)

Jellax-Jedi7 years ago

Is becoming paralyzed just when I'm using the internet or is it all the time?

Ryuu8 years ago

So like stephen hawking?

Kayrr_YT8 years ago

NO HE IS FULLY PEARALised I can't spell even with auto correct

ShiningComet2229 years ago

lol I'm Stephen Hawking

Modern_XP8 years ago

It didn't say when. Maybe you only get paralyzed when you die.

AL55BN7 years ago

It means immediately after pressing the button.

Bekfastking1543 years ago

Download mentally it"s free

Himura Kenshin8 years ago

If art weren't such a huge part of my life, I'd push the button... but it's a huge part of my life, so not today, satan.

Frankyboy10 years ago

only while doing so or all the time

ParadoxRaper8 years ago

so stephen hawking?

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns6 years ago

im doing this cuz i just want ability i got this from PowerPikachu ...[Show full comment]

RGPZ6 years ago

Fuck You You Have Been Mind Controlled You Dumb Fuck

Themessigcn7 years ago

Skip

narwhal9 years ago

who needs a nice computer when you can get a alien where.

zyy8 months ago

《Real world virtual machine》

SupahWalugiX8 years ago

SCREW THAT #rektson

LeafysSon4 years ago

I"d sit in a comfortable enough chair or lay down on a sofa, and get anything for free since I can control what I see in my mind, therefore making it so I can change prices of things on amazon to 0.00 $ or making Netflix free.

Nyanyanyan6 years ago

What if I told you... There are things to do besides wasting all your time on the internet. Yet again, here I am...

Lightningboy7 years ago

We can acces it whenever it"s called a phone

swamp9 years ago

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Tavish9 years ago

well we know how many people go on the internet for porn lol

I-Eat-Sand3 years ago

im gaming on a chair all day and want to be like that, but i can't. So if i had the internet in my brain i could watch anime and game alll day.

That_Weird_One238 years ago

How will I watch porn...

FabulousButtNugget8 years ago

Maybe you can mentally master bate too! It never said you couldn't with your mind lol

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