Will You Press The Button?

dinojl8 years ago

1. Upload yourself. 2. Claim to have invented the first AI. 3. Profit.

Dustin Fogliano11 years ago

There no point of accessing the internet if you can't jack off

DistantCoderlast year

YEP CUM

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Blood8 years ago

who needs to move when u live in the internet?

EvilBloxBoss6 years ago

Should say You can surf the internet in your mind, but you only have until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

Dos10237 years ago

Build robot parts and control them through the internet. Win win. I can now watch videos in my head and nobody will know

Nanozec8 years ago

I have a phone....

Dean Cooper11 years ago

So basically you become Stephen Hawking?

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Yeah...

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Zak Smith11 years ago

am i paralyzed only while i'm accessing the internet, or all the time????

TheSnitch4798 years ago

I think the first time you do it your paralyzed forever

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Javi Haveeair Suarez11 years ago

so.. being stephen hawking, i'll be stephen hawking. (alyshia )

Nyanyanyan6 years ago

What if I told you... There are things to do besides wasting all your time on the internet. Yet again, here I am...

Lightningboy7 years ago

We can acces it whenever it"s called a phone

swamp9 years ago

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Tavish9 years ago

well we know how many people go on the internet for porn lol

I-Eat-Sand3 years ago

im gaming on a chair all day and want to be like that, but i can't. So if i had the internet in my brain i could watch anime and game alll day.

That_Weird_One238 years ago

How will I watch porn...

FabulousButtNugget8 years ago

Maybe you can mentally master bate too! It never said you couldn't with your mind lol

AlexXYZ2228 years ago

Mind osu! XD

Taylor Renee Laderoute11 years ago

That's a hard choice.....

xiFairnessix8 years ago

Its fine. its called using mental skills and thank god its not Stephen Hawking where he couldn't move anything.

EpicGold9997 years ago

There is no way I'm going to be paralyzed 👎🏼😡👿😠😟😧😨!!!

Dapperblook9998 years ago

If you can access the internet with your mind does that mean it works the other way around. So you could upload your subconscious to the cloud?

narwhal9 years ago

who needs a nice computer when you can get a alien where.

Dinorex8 years ago

I am internet now

Jack Vitz11 years ago

It's called Transcendence...

UltimateSpaghettore4 years ago

Honestly, imagine what you could do. I think its better than not being paralyzed¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ShayFinch6 years ago

sounds like the birth of sao

zyro8 years ago

with full internet connection i can have enough info to make a full functional robot then transfer my mind to it.

arobe3477 years ago

Why would you want the internet when your paralyzed from the neck down when the one thing you would want is to die because I would rather die cause life would suck

Turok14569 years ago

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ElPolloLoco9999 years ago

ever heard of mobile phones :D

I-Eat-Sand3 years ago

i can also cheat on test

TheNamesCornflake8 years ago

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Mysterman6 years ago

Phone?

NerdyTurtle8 years ago

You can't move anything except your head so you can't choose a video on YouTube or press this button so...

Allison Sanderson11 years ago

If it was that you were paralyzed only while using the internet, sure, but if it's supposed to mean permanently then no.

emperor sempai8 years ago

isnt there another one of these that has to do with money?

Shugotenshi7 years ago

If the paralization process is active only while I'm accessing the internet mentally, then why the hell not?

LogicWizard3148 years ago

Do I really need this when I have my computers?

tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

i like sex8 years ago

pore ya :D

Sean Bish11 years ago

I would likely do this. Disability and a wheelchair in exchange for access to what is more or less an Akashic record and a connection to the internet of everything? Don't mind if I do.