36608 (43%) 48741 (57%)
36608 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 48741 (57%) did not.
You get one dollar every minute of your life for the rest of your life
but
You lose your sense of humor
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ThePaulDude2 years ago
I pressed the button because reasons, LOLZ!

gamandy29 days ago
but then you typed LOLZ

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
Knock knock Who's there? Me See? I already have lost my sense of humor =D

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale7 years ago
My sense of humor is all that keeps me (relatively) sane. It helps me forget how screwed over humanity is. Without my outlandish sense of of humor I'm nothing guys I'm flowery in human form. ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!

AnaqiTubeTV6 years ago
MikaelBritschgi, That Explains The Username And The Profile Pic.
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Aleksa8 years ago
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TrueRenegade7 years ago
Mate
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wisecrack38 years ago
i would make a joke about it but...

WerewolfLoverYT7 years ago
What"s a sense of humour? Jk....... Rowling.

Angelisafail6 years ago
Yeeet

BiAndReady2Die6 years ago
What sense of humour? I’ve never had one.

Z_Emruld6 years ago
Me too

xcrash19986 years ago
1"440 dollars a day ~44"000 a month and ~15"768"000 a year I could be Batman (presses button) How did people not press the button?

Michael Berry11 years ago
I could just buy a new one

OmoriP6 years ago
I laughed at that, so it worked.
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CoolGuy956 years ago
But... I won't be the Pun King anymore.

Bizarrrpatheticfish0017 years ago
But im British. Lol its fine

MaKennaHazen7 years ago
What if you die in two minutes

Themauf5 years ago
Then you get two dollars

Jake Delano11 years ago
Can't lose what i never had.

UsernameChecksOut7 years ago
Ba dum Tsssss
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FUZZYBEAR8 years ago
No ..thats all i have

Victor Nakura Jimenez11 years ago
You can't take my sense of humor Just look at me!

Jacob Middleton11 years ago
is this some kind of joke?

Kaela Cates11 years ago
omg I would be rich

mr.whatface8 years ago
Well shit. Time to find another fucking timeline with another fucking other me with all the money and give him another fucking agreement that I get half the fucking cash because he hates his fucking life and is only fucking alive because he fucking owes as...[Show full comment]

ninjawarriorjosh4 years ago
Helll no that"s my main trait

birdlover1438 years ago
Never had one to begin with.

MikeyPaterson7 years ago
Then I would never be shot since I always say if someone has a gun to my head and asks if I have any last requests I would just tell them to make me laugh

dickbuttforever8 years ago
I don't have Muhhaaaahaaa

Cortanis6 years ago
Work in the service industry for more than a couple of years. It'll kill your sense of humor anyway.

Lunaticfail8 years ago
Noo!! All of my sexist jokes will be lost!

Haruka9 years ago
Okay, no problem, I'm rich~

GrandmaBBQ8 years ago
$483,840 per year.

the intelligent aaswhole8 years ago
You dont need Humor that much

Sparkilystuff7 years ago
You dont need anything when you have money!

jarveline71910 years ago
Why was six afraid of seven? Well, I'm assuming it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can indeed be very intimidating...

bobbarari2 years ago
60 $/h 1.440 $/day 10.080 $/week 40.320 $/month (4 weeks) 525.600 $/year

Jas2au8 years ago
But what if you don't already have a sense of humor?

Corpal.nae8 years ago
Just wish that you could wish to wish them back 😂

Jamie Bull11 years ago
I don't get it

godyeetzilla3 years ago
I don't have a sense of humor

doomyz8 years ago
I'll buy a button that will make my humor return :p (now that's more realistic)

Umbrex8 years ago
So I get free money, 60 an hour PLUS sleep, and I lose my terrible sense of humor. Sounds fair

L00ph0les6 years ago
What if you find it??? That was a bad joke I should stop

Truthreal8 years ago
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ygodragon7 years ago
My humor can Never be lost!!!

sigma leader9 years ago
i dont have a sence of humor

BadIdea's8 years ago
I'm INTJ I don't understand humor anyways.

Cassidy Anthony11 years ago
my humor is my strong point, i'm not giving that up

CrypticJae7 years ago
Never had one

STRELOK9 years ago
i am alredy german no need to insult me more for it

alexriveraced8 years ago
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beastly7 years ago
what is up with 5 today

RedButton99908 years ago
I don't got sense of humor... D,:

Guy-with-a-username3 years ago
Never had a sense of humor to begin with

Airbourne19958 years ago
I don't have a sense of humor according to my family anyway so I guess it's a win win for me....

wedran6 years ago
but my sense of humor is already worth billions.

a cassowary8 years ago
moneys
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