Will You Press The Button?

question-itHUN8 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mickeyneedshelp6 years ago

"did you stab that guy 53 times in the chest?" me, covered in blood holding the knife "yes" "no you didn't, go home"

moeL3573R2 years ago

ima just write it down then

Anonymous Potato7 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

thericegamer7 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

pengie92908 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Dankumemu7 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp6 years ago

...yes.

ham26297 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka7 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonistlast year

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow7 years ago

So I'll just become smart

AmazingDragons6 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary8 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Sarah Francis11 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi4 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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WiseAaron7 years ago

This is already true

RSPS20037 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman7 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid7 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff12348 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Zachary Kelly11 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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MiraniWolf8 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago

High functioning Autistic. Socially awkward but smart so....

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Dragnett118 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright11 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique3 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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Julie Damm11 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

DannyVladi6 years ago

But what if what I say is true and backed by scientific evidence?

tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

Arcadelerlast month

Cassandra moment

Shelby Hansen11 years ago

then they will just have to watch what i do!

Senseless7 years ago

30812 people have pressed this button. So tell me... How can everyone of them be the smartest person on earth?!

Awkward_person7 years ago

Well each one will be smarter than the last and eventually someone will be smart enough to realize that this us fake

ImAKittyCat12 years ago

So If I tell them the real 100 digits of pie...Pfft

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Then again, “pie” isn’t a mathematical constant. If you’re referring to “π” or “π*e” then it’s a constant.

Lethal_Frequency8 years ago

I've come to the conclusion that I can live with this.

Poyuhu11036 years ago

Sherlock

Memeber7 years ago

"You dont want to fuck me"

Khalifa153 years ago

GHIDORAH

leylachan018 years ago

Ok, I press it, so I can tell after that I have reason and I appear suddently like: "Ha, told you, bitch"

Damp_unge6 years ago

I would become too frustrated and kill someone tbh

Daiannie Vera11 years ago

So... I will save myself in the apocalypse I calculated while everyone dies

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago

Do math, slap ass. No one will ever believe anything you say, so you write down everything you want them to believe, and tell all the truths you were about to lie about.

CCCM899 years ago

they don't need to believe me. they just need to be made to obey their new robot overlords.

Jeppsen7 years ago

What"s the point then?

russia8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

AlphaAblikim7 months ago

I can destroy the world with this! Me: you should not kill yourself. World: dies

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

more specificly those with lesser intellect shall not understand that which i say

MiraniWolf8 years ago

But I do understand you vocabulary.

Onitmate6 years ago

No one believes me anyway😭

DogeDaDoge9 years ago

No need to talk. SHOW THEM B*TCHES

Pedro-Henrique3 years ago

Eu simplesmente usaria outro nome

Boyindahood6 years ago

I don’t have to tell them i will show them if I believed in aliens is ill build a rocket that will be fast an of to find them do it people will beleive me or i can sneak into girls houses and jackoff

Alexander James Dela Pena11 years ago

Nah, I'm already one.

Robinofyoungjustice7 years ago

So? I know im right

Sntcringe7 years ago

That"s a horrible existence

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