So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.
mickeyneedshelp6 years ago
"did you stab that guy 53 times in the chest?"
me, covered in blood holding the knife "yes"
"no you didn't, go home"
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moeL3573R2 years ago
ima just write it down then
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Anonymous Potato7 years ago
Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4
World: NO!!!
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thericegamer7 years ago
Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!
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pengie92908 years ago
There's this thing called reverse psychology.
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Dankumemu7 years ago
RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!
mickeyneedshelp6 years ago
...yes.
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ham26297 years ago
*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*
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Sageka7 years ago
I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh
NotTheProtagonistlast year
You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!
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potatotehcow7 years ago
So I'll just become smart
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AmazingDragons6 years ago
Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2?
Me: 4.
Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22.
Me: Really use the calculator.
Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh.
Me: Show me the answer
Calculator: 4
Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO.
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I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.
Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago
High functioning Autistic. Socially awkward but smart so....
Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.
Pedro-Henrique3 years ago
"Raça absolura
Além da onipotência
Capaz de superar
Uma forma suprema"
But what if what I say is true and backed by scientific evidence?
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tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson
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Arcadelerlast month
Cassandra moment
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Senseless7 years ago
30812 people have pressed this button. So tell me... How can everyone of them be the smartest person on earth?!
Awkward_person7 years ago
Well each one will be smarter than the last and eventually someone will be smart enough to realize that this us fake
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ImAKittyCat12 years ago
So If I tell them the real 100 digits of pie...Pfft
NotTheProtagonistlast year
Then again, “pie” isn’t a mathematical constant. If you’re referring to “π” or “π*e” then it’s a constant.
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Lethal_Frequency8 years ago
I've come to the conclusion that I can live with this.
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Poyuhu11036 years ago
Sherlock
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Shelby Hansen11 years ago
then they will just have to watch what i do!
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Khalifa153 years ago
GHIDORAH
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leylachan018 years ago
Ok, I press it, so I can tell after that I have reason and I appear suddently like: "Ha, told you, bitch"
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Damp_unge6 years ago
I would become too frustrated and kill someone tbh
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Daiannie Vera11 years ago
So... I will save myself in the apocalypse I calculated while everyone dies
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Memeber7 years ago
"You dont want to fuck me"
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Jeppsen7 years ago
What"s the point then?
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russia8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen
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Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago
Do math, slap ass. No one will ever believe anything you say, so you write down everything you want them to believe, and tell all the truths you were about to lie about.
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CCCM899 years ago
they don't need to believe me. they just need to be made to obey their new robot overlords.
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AlphaAblikim7 months ago
I can destroy the world with this! Me: you should not kill yourself. World: dies
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
more specificly those with lesser intellect shall not understand that which i say
MiraniWolf8 years ago
But I do understand you vocabulary.
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Onitmate6 years ago
No one believes me anyway😭
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DogeDaDoge9 years ago
No need to talk. SHOW THEM B*TCHES
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Boyindahood6 years ago
I don’t have to tell them i will show them if I believed in aliens is ill build a rocket that will be fast an of to find them do it people will beleive me or i can sneak into girls houses and jackoff
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