Will You Press The Button?

235x02 months ago

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

rotciv8 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY4 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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Battle Medic8 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE7 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions8 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64last year

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov8 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson8 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun178 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw7 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes8 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi216 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good8 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY6 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonistlast year

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger6 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion6 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot657 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma7 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy7 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!!7 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP7 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf8 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming7 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet8 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness7 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson8 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin11 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron8 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann11 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

Conspiracy_risk8 years ago

...what

DesertEagle6 years ago

Join The Dark Side

FatSumo118 years ago

Well must have been a stormtrooper because he missed. Or he's irresponsible cuz he aint here.

skallskitar9 years ago

Loophole: nothing becomes true if we dont press the button

Bunger5382 months ago

I. have. no. enemies..

BobbyWasabiMk27 years ago

I shall do my part for Emperor Trumps glorious Great American Empire

Yumi Sakurame10 years ago

im in a corner

Ghazghkull-Mag-Uruk-Thraka3 years ago

THAT BLOODY GIT CAN TRY WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

Starlover8 years ago

Well hes dead.

BartekTomasik7 years ago

Stick your back to a wall, duh!

SouÃ±d WÃ¢ve11 years ago

It's not cowardice. It's just not my business.

Samaugsch6 years ago

As if getting shot by a commissar was the worst thing that could happen in 40k

LolerImawsome8 years ago

Bye world

TGP127 years ago

I'll be good, hes a stormtrooper, he'll never hit me.

D YellowMadness7 years ago

Except it says he will.

Nameless8 years ago

Good thing the commissar can't hit a thing. So I'm still alive.

WhiteLotusGod6 years ago

Fuck the empire! I AM A TRUE NORD! PRAISE TAL- *gets shot*

Rofl478 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR! Dawn Of War Reference is best.

Indubitable-Gaming7 years ago

If your talking about what I think you"re talking about, then I'm joining the Scout Regiment, not royal guard. Also, nice job training the commissar. Oh wait. That"s the floor.

Furious Finch9 years ago

This is actually one of my fantasies. Not exactly to survive, but to make an example of the ingenuity and tactical decisiveness of humans. And also to aim for exploding things so the enemy blows up on the charge. Hopefully the Commissar will think the guy ...[Show full comment]

sharkt98 years ago

i look behind my self when pressing i will not

Myestic8 years ago

But then he's IN FRONT OF YOU OMGGGGG

JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson11 years ago

fine, going to die anyways, might as well not push it

BobbyMcslobby7 years ago

It says if you press "I will not!" Its actually a capital W, and theres no exclamation mark so.... and also all the words are caps

that random girl9 years ago

I didn't press it, I'm now writing this on my ghost laptop on ghostnet

Unicorn212 years ago

It only says there’s a chance… so I probably won’t be chosen

Swagraptor8 years ago

Fuck you too

Panifex6 years ago

The button says "No" not "I will not!" so we"re good

Dripper123458 years ago

I'm leaning against a wall sooooo

Chara_the_Demon8 years ago

We are shooting with a grenade launchers. Walls will not save you. No one is safe~

Mamaischeese6 years ago

Chill in a reforced room call the police once they get there press the button nothing happends if you dont press anything but once you press the button your basically dead

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