Will You Press The Button?

dankmemes1017 years ago

I'm a girl, so no thanks. :/

23lindsaam3 years ago

lol same

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Helloiamhavingaseizure3 years ago

Where’s the downside. You literally just gain the ability to grow a beard

Wilkincookie7 years ago

There"s really no downside because you don't have to use it...

Coolk96 years ago

Smack bad guy with your new majestic fucking beard*

Worm_Oc_Alice4 years ago

You could just- wip out your razor, shave a pit off your arm, then BAM, Beard activated, and people are just like~ :0

matthewstrong8 years ago

so i become Chuck Norris

Cascas806 years ago

Any girl here I'm sure you saying no was just an autocorrect

Introboy7 years ago

Im a Woman, I do nötig shave

Chaosflo447 years ago

Ooops autocorrect xD

Christopher Henderson11 years ago

Manliest superpower I've ever heard of

TheDisguisedFlamingo6 years ago

46 years ago?

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Sum3Dud36 years ago

Testosterone.

Spitalul_De_Urgenta6 years ago

There says when u shave it.U canut someone else shave IT and will not grow!

Axel Kipp11 years ago

I have been trying to grow a beard so long, this would be fucking AWESOME.

David Padgett11 years ago

THAT SOUNDS AWEEEEEESOME

Tumpai 8 years ago

Make a baby farm and you can now save the world because you can revive all the smart people that are dead and they'll figure something out to fix the humanity

Soggywaffles6 years ago

Were you shaving when you thought of this?

johny c0ugar7 years ago

Santa,duck dynasty

ilovechickenramen_138 years ago

Well I don't think that works for me...

DeadSnipe8 years ago

this power sucks ass

Hyperlukario1238 years ago

Way to random

Tenjoubito3 months ago

"to be able" doesn't mean you have to. I'll take any superpower with literally no downside.

TheTechnoBot9 years ago

Imagine, you could be Ivan the Unshavable

wes1747 years ago

it doesnt say you grow a beard it says to BE ABLE TO. meaning you dont have to use it.

ThatGuy13378 years ago

Growing the beard forever :D

Thomas Clarke11 years ago

you can make wipes and roped out of your beard

Zeldafan20037 years ago

Santa, is that u?????

AmazingSuperDan 8 years ago

Nah...

jjdale8 years ago

Im a girl i can't grow a beard

MyNameIsChef8 years ago

Get someone else to shave ur beard If you even want to shave

arley868 years ago

i like my beard anyways

ThisIsMyPassword7 years ago

I see this too much. "It didn't say you have to USE it" IF YOU AINT GONNA USE IT THEN WHY THE HELL YOU GONNA CLICK THE BUTTON THERE"S NO POINT

CrescentCaribou2 years ago

I"d love a beard :)

Tom Bombadil9 years ago

63% of people don't want a free (if rather useless) superpower?

F87 years ago

Cool party trick

Kagerosa8 years ago

Fucking yeah. I would press the button it's the manliest super power ever. I think I'll call myself beard man

ThePaulDude7 years ago

This is so fucking stupid, beards suck anyway!

What-a-twist7 years ago

Kys

likewha8 years ago

I would use to have a beard if it would be nice

HolyHeckinHeck6 years ago

BITCH I"M ALREADY HAIRY ENOUGH

Kyle Freeman11 years ago

i like my beard so it would get longer yay!!

skitteryboo8 years ago

OK I am a girl people a GIRL ( this the third time I have found a question like this!!)

bolpo338 years ago

everybody can have beards although males seem to get bigger ones

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ilovechickenramen_138 years ago

Well I don't think that works for me...

KawaiiPrincess7 years ago

Uh well I'm a girl so

the clasher8 years ago

best superpower ever, i wanted to have a beard, keep it and get all the ladies with the manliest beard ever

Mister130353N8 years ago

FUCK YEAH!

D4rkzz8 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

ya111103 years ago

a super power is a super power dude

jackspicer10 years ago

I cant rate this bad considering that most people didnt pressed the button, but the obvious choice is YES, there is litterly no downside to this, I mean you dont get forced to grow a beard when you are shaving you are only able to so you have a choice. I pressed yes, im a guy.

CastielHasThePhonebox7 years ago

Just don't shave

Oldiron_796 years ago

I already have this ability

Marco Bono11 years ago

Better than nothing I'd say

digaddog8 years ago

DUMBLEDORE

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