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Have all food replaced with candy

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This includes toothpaste

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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

anyone else just typed 911 into the url?

archiejoeawesome3 years ago

yep lol

Annoying-Toby-Dog8 years ago

bye @ 31% of people's teeth

BLB1204044 years ago

30% right now but we still gotta save those teeth

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Kalika7 years ago

1000 $ says this was made by a 5 year old

Zer0ofiveYT7 years ago

If all food is candy your gonna die fast because you need the things that are in food and not in candy

AnArmedCake6 years ago

I will not purely because of omelettes. Fuck candy. I want omelettes.

Charles F Trulear VI11 years ago

Toothpaste is not food. Candy is. This one is invalid.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Exactly

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SuperWhoLockians7 years ago

Change the definition of candy to: "all things edible" and you"re all set.

Batmanlover967 years ago

Having all food replaced with candy would honestly be awful

Send_Nudes5547 years ago

Rotting teeth anyone

Nightkilla8 years ago

Thats why the cops´ # is 911 duh xD

Donoxkin208 years ago

Funny considering that this is question ID 911.

PokeMeneerYT8 years ago

hey sans

I'm a Dick8 years ago

I hate Candy !!

I'm a Dick8 years ago

I hate Candy !!

So sufistic8ed8 years ago

*presses button* burrito instantly disappears

oughFAN8 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.....

Nai Gative11 years ago

Who wants that much candy? And think of how many amazing foods would no longer exist. Fuck that.

Mike Lively Jr.11 years ago

Toothpaste isn't food.

emerald-slime8 years ago

but it got replaced so you cant brush your teeth

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NeroAngeloM6 years ago

Considering that meat and plants are food this would mean the end of the so let"s do itp

Second308 years ago

*markiplier did this*

BoredBrandon8 years ago

Comments, Even Though Toothpaste Isn't Food, The Writer Added Toothpaste To The List Of Food.

daradoo338 years ago

But the toothpaste is candy now, so win win?

HowDareYou8 years ago

More like "cavity cavity".

ThatGenius448 years ago

sugar rush for days? Hell no!

uuuuummmmm7 years ago

I'm only one don't pressed button, because I don't love candy?

I Ended Up in This Website9 years ago

So many spammers... But no, this is ridiculous. Also diabetes.

gimmedacheese3 years ago

so candy keeps your teeth healthy

harry8 years ago

To much candy can kill, and I like my teeth clean

JacksonBurroughs7 years ago

So? Just get some peppermints!

Yaboiiii7 years ago

T O O T H D E C A Y

DarkVitalShadow9 years ago

Amazing!

PilotobeBR8 years ago

Hey that ain't food

POTOlover7 years ago

33% of y"all are nuts!

Marshall Dunn11 years ago

personally not a candy fan

JAYDENNATER8 years ago

0 0 O

BobetGirlyGirlFace8 years ago

No,no,no my teeth are ganna be clean and stay clean and yea! Thooth paste isn't food

Kittenlover1015 years ago

I for one don't really like candy very much. That might be my opinion, but..

James.H8 years ago

NO I WANT MCDONALDS BIG MACS NOT CANDY!!!!

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One8 years ago

Teeth cancer (AKA cavities)

ElsaPabst6 years ago

You will most likely die because you need REAL food to survive... am I right?

Recton54078 years ago

i would eat the candy then lose my teeth then not be able to eat candy so no.

TuPapuh7 years ago

well... if the toothpaste is the toothpaste with strawberry flavor for kids...I 100% ACCEPT TOTALLY TRUE NO FAKE FULL HD 4K 1080P70!!!!!

FriskTheHuman7 years ago

Actully the bad side to all candy is you'll lose half of your teeth. 2. Toothpaste was never a food

Divine0009 years ago

Not worth

Doflamingo8 years ago

What is the logic toothpaste it isn't food or cand

ScottishCookielast year

29% OF PEOPLE WANT OUR TEETHMYI DIE

ZenZant8 years ago

if I ate candy everyday, I can say hello to Wilfred Brimley and his holy grail of diabetes a lot sooner than I want.

Lolcats8 years ago

Does that mean candy would turn into even better candy

DeltaRune14237 years ago

No.

Silentagent3 years ago

I like nuts more so i skipped

endermil8 years ago

OH SH*T NOT THE TOOTHPASTE OF DOOM

Elana Clare Smith11 years ago

downside???????

GabeTheGreat6 years ago

I hate candy >:(

erm...what_the_scallop8 years ago

Yay candy

NumberEightIsLife7 years ago

So, no pizza?!!!!! No!!!!! Wait, but Eight says "we'll always have pizza" so pizza can't be replaced by candy!

yellowcat538 years ago

Hello? 911? I'd like to report that this question number is 911.

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