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34491 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 55815 (62%) did not.
You will never feel depressed or anxious again
but
you will lose two random fingers
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Maharid2 months ago
Whit my luck i will lose the index and middle o right arm.

Boeing 7478 years ago
but planes dont have fingers

TinaLucialast year
Then you'll lose your wings
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supahdude38 years ago
If it isn't my middle fingers then I don't care

Trump no makeup8 years ago
Thumdia your profile pic gives me life
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PHANastasia7 years ago
Man, I would give all my bloody fingers to just not feel this way anymore :')

nomad7 years ago
I need my fingers but I get anxious AND depressed God damn it

bily bob8 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
I never realized there was a religion dedicated to Bill Cipher. Thanks, I hate the mere concept of it.

beep7 years ago
i feel like the only people who didnt press have never had depression and/or anxiety... they suck! goodbye left hand pinkie and ring finger!

Pyrodes6 years ago
I dont actaly know why i cant get depression or anxiety. Im lucky i guess

KingCobra426 years ago
Buy some chicken fingers, you'll have a lesser chance of losing some of your actual fingers

ElloThereNormies6 years ago
Just dont cut off my middle fingers

razzer_1206 years ago
Just don't be the middle fingers

Cecilia Sanchez11 years ago
what if those two fingers are the cause of the depression and or anxiety?

buttonpresser56788 years ago
if i lose my middle finger there will be noone i would want to use it on

KapuzinoAsasino7 years ago
What???

miwa7 years ago
Hm. Becoming depressed is seen as something up to interpretation. You may become sad, depressed, by the loss of the fingers, ordinarily. However, the upside might cancel even that: its downside

AnthonyBrann7 years ago
as long as its not my middle fingers

thealphabetaomega7 years ago
My middle finger is reserved for my girl, and my girl only...

AssHar7 years ago
I already don't feel depression or anxiety thank you very much.

Tricky7 years ago
For now

Zach Wu11 years ago
The power of prosthetics :\

Departmentof Transportation11 years ago
If I'm depressed or anxious it means they obviously weren't import fingers anyways.

Reuben PoPo Malone11 years ago
dat random tho. if it were both pinkies i dont care but i cant have it interfearing with my gameing

Jack Staniforth11 years ago
it does depend on the fingers

Jenny Golder11 years ago
I dunno about you but I like my fingers thank you very much.

Furious destroyer 8 years ago
The only anxiety I have is in the exams XD

Migdin17 years ago
HA YOU THINK I WILL EVER FEEL DEPRESSED!!! I AM ALWAYS HAPPY!!!!! :-)))))))))

FoxDaSasha8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

0Thanos05 years ago
Foot fingers problem solved

glitter125299 years ago
I need my fingers. ALL OF THEM. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY THE CLARINET WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR FINGERS.

PHANastasia7 years ago
I also play clarinet...What about prosthetics?

mrpalmer8 years ago
I don't give a damn if I end up taking my own life. All I wanna do is some dope heavy deadlifts and I need all my fingers to do that.

ZoeySurvivor6 years ago
i can stop being like that without cutting off fingers

dern9 years ago
i acnt faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

jks3658 years ago
It's like you cut your legs for pain killers. Why?

CarterJohnson7 years ago
I play violin so i kinda need my fingers

AmberWolf7728 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

lyssastyles998 years ago
I don't enjoy feeling depressed or having anxiety so I don't care if I lose 2 fingers

CaffeineCream3 years ago
OH FUCK YES! AND I GET tO KEEP MY THUMBS THIS TIME-

Penguin_lover8 years ago
Then you lose Two more...

CrazyDodo697 years ago
Do toes count?

Fuck the username10109 years ago
Get rid of the bad fingers!

Weird_Cat_Person7 years ago
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Lycanthrokeith8 years ago
I'm already on good anti-depressants.

vampireslayer1978 years ago
What happens if u lose all of ur fingers

jihugzftdr8 years ago
if they just disappear im in

Kittenlover1016 years ago
Get 20 chicken fingers so it"s a low chance of it being your own fingers.

Ma'zago10 years ago
Nuuu I can't I'm an artist D:

DestinySong8 years ago
*SLAMS FIST ON BUTTON 9000 TIMES*

Sherwyn Santos11 years ago
thumbs aren't fingers. what about the two for the pink and 1 for the stink though?

handsupdontshoot8 years ago
Do they apply to both hands or one? If they apply to one, who tf cares I have another hand, if they apply to both, who tf cares, there's a 1/10 chance it will affect your life because your thumb is basically the most important finger on your hand

Chloe_LuvsCats9 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

8nicolas88 years ago
I have 13 fingers anyway

AsuraShun4 years ago
Just buy fish fingers and pick 2 at random to lose by eating

SneezingIdiot8 years ago
Prosthetic fingers~ blah Depends on how you lose the fingers though
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