I don't arms or legs! they are useless to me! hahaha
DrInconsiderate6 years ago
How will you masturbate or write hate comments without arms?
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Bryan Dudley11 years ago
i dont want to miss any of my bits hellna
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ScarletViper9 years ago
31% of people are stupid.
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Antwoine246 years ago
No I'm Good
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justukas7008 years ago
u teleport them back to your body SO YEAH!
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DragonWrath7 years ago
Hey at least now u have something good about u
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
could carry stuff. let that garbage go away.
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Varjak048 years ago
It never specified what chance...
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BoredZero8 years ago
Don't you mean chance?
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Coldfire4 years ago
Simple counter to this just own alot of things i can own a billion seperate tiny sweets so the chance of something bad is lowered
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D-Man8 years ago
What if? I went to space... Where is there to land?
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MafiaLeader9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Dilly Mac8 years ago
*teleport when I need to shot REALLY badly*
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Lidia Cascione11 years ago
I'd get lessons of Smaterialization.
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Panifex6 years ago
How big of a chance? If it"s more than 2% then no
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Crazy_Daizzy7 years ago
I will NOT take that chance
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ultraviolet8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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FattyTheFat8 years ago
It says change not chance so UNLIMITED TELEPORTS!
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Smartest-Man2 years ago
Like, but, who actually said yes to this?
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Terraform Trent9 years ago
I can but I won't.
Nothing says I have to.
ScarletViper, you're the mentally challenged one here.
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MaybeAMop6 years ago
Who need limbs when you can teleport everywhere....loosing my phone would suck though
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Dilan8 years ago
How many teleportation powers does it give?
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Matwaty7 years ago
No downside very bad grammar
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Katgoesmeow3428 years ago
My soul is always missing
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Hoi! Im Tem!8 years ago
NOOOOOOO! NOT MY PHONE!!!!!!!!
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pasty8 years ago
i love my phone too much jacksepticeye = life
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joy7844 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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CheeseNigs8 years ago
There's a change?? Grammatically incorrect automatically indicates that the downside in now unavailabe.
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Kazuto kirigiah 9 years ago
MafiaLeader you are not fooling anyone *does exactaly as said*
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moldypotato13378 years ago
Lol typo
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Burasta10 years ago
If I carried a backpack full of thousands of tiny objects, could I decrease the chances of the random object being important?
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Byarne6 years ago
what if it is your heart
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ultraviolet8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Ana_bradley8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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poopingpete8 years ago
my chances are endlessly bad, ALWAYS, no doubt
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kinnari8 years ago
Ye kya hai..plz Hindi me smjavo
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CheeseManHacker9 years ago
Burasta is right but fuck it I ain't risking my ohone
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Webofshadows6 years ago
I'm going to need a percentage on those chances
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BIG-DONG7 years ago
FUCK No I"d Like To Keep Both My Testicles Thank You
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