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You can grow or shrink just by thinking
but
you have to be wearing an eyepatch at all times
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Use a CLEAR eyepatch!

l0RD dratcuF8 years ago
PIRATE ANT-MAN AWAYYYYYY

SAVVY_BOY5 years ago
RIP Stan Lee :(
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MNITIMMY8 years ago
I used to use two eyes, but I took a button to the finger.

weick3 years ago
yessss
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Lapis Lazuli8 years ago
ANT MAN AND FURY FUSION HOLY FUCK

ninjawarriorjosh4 years ago
HI LAPIS
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xX_DarkSoul_Xx8 years ago
Didnt say where it had to be worn

Mangomagmaman6 years ago
I am not hanging an eyepatch over my penis
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iamethantoo28 years ago
CAN I WEAR TWO AND TWO PEG LEGS AND STEAR THE SHIP AND BE LOOK OUT PLZ PLZ PLZ

workingcupid5496 years ago
lol
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evilman9878 years ago
I think only the eyepatch shrinks or grows with you, so except for the eyepatch when this ability is used you become basically naked

Puro3 years ago
Naked Pirate Ant Man? Eh, I"d still press it.
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Tinmanmemes5 years ago
Penis enlargement?

Mehdi Khairalla11 years ago
Where's the downside?

LustDemon6 years ago
*puts up a poster for a missing downside* HAS SOMEONE SEEN THE DOWNSIDE THE QUESTION IS MISSING A DOWNSIDE
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MLG-POTATO6 years ago
Woo hoo bitch i am a new superhero

AidenStang6 years ago
Lol some people think eye patches are cool so for them it’s a win-win😂

lifehacker4206 years ago
I shall wear it on my pinky and name it Dan.

Derpyjeje7 years ago
Eye patches are cool

LeoB_22_117 years ago
Bad ass eye patch!!!!!

Boringsaxophone7 years ago
THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE

AieslwZ7 years ago
I'll just wear the eyepatch on my arm

TomaYT7 years ago
ummm... where is the downside you can take the eyepatch off

M4thDJ7 years ago
"At all times"

MahBoi7 years ago
YAR HAR FIDDLY DEE

SciArtHerp7 years ago
BEIN" A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!

Dilan8 years ago
Call me eyepatch. (TG)

mikuchanhatsune8 years ago
Where's the downside?

Robson Padilha Müller11 years ago
The top of awesomeness.

KingRyan 8 years ago
Eye Patches for life

Assassin Squid8 years ago
they're sexy

HarajukuCat8 years ago
I already have an eyepatch and it's so cooooooool

SinonMercer6 years ago
I'll become Big Boss

Calpal8 years ago
Eyepatch=thuglife

Jack Austin11 years ago
and.....

HotSauceBear8 years ago
I'd wear it around my neck or wrist or something :P

tungnon9 years ago
I ma pirate!

Pressornot6 years ago
Obviously press it.You could wear it where no one could see if you dont like wearing it anyway.

BladeWolfSniper8 years ago
Loss an eye already, have to wear an eyepatch...

dxathfox8 years ago
I can be like Kaneki Ken XD

[USERNAME BLOCKED]8 years ago
put the eyepatch around your arm or leg where it can't be seen lol

TeamKobus27 years ago
Upside?

LevanRo8 years ago
Woooooho un parche

ClockwiseSymphony5 months ago
What is actually needed to define something as an eyepatch? Just make an eyepatch out of gauze that is thin enough to see through. Now you have both eyes and shrinking powers- with all of the problems people point out with ant-man, like lack of oxygen when...[Show full comment]

HoboScales8 years ago
I don't see a downside

camderpmorgan10 years ago
i am a pirate

lollipopcz6 years ago
i dont need 3D vision

VampireMouse427 years ago
Lol, but the most of your choice of words of encouragement of a few minutes to complete a few minutes ago save job search by area

useless_account8 years ago
@ aeiou: It's not really an "eye"patch if you wear it around your ankle.

AsianCunt4 years ago
Finally, my racial problem can be solved!

random-scientist8 years ago
who wouldn't want an eyepatch? not only do you get superpowers, but you look badass as well

Cassandra Bird11 years ago
It didn't say where I need to wear the eyepatch. I'd totally just stick it in my bra or decorate it and wrap it around my wrist.

JoshuaJames7 years ago
i hate eyepatches

Zamorak008 years ago
You are a pirate.

SpiderNan6 years ago
Nick fury mixed with ant man

AceKun8 years ago
Im a shrinking pirate how cool is that

M4thDJ7 years ago
I"d wear it around my wrist. No problem. Or i just wear it as underwears when it"s time to be extra kinky.

RyeDark8 years ago
so be antman while looking badass? no problem here
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