Will You Press The Button?

Daisy ocean girl 8 years ago

A mullet is also a fish and you don't need to wash a fish

that one guy who says first every time8 years ago

4 steps. 1. cut hair 2. find a lake 3. dump 100 bottles of shampoo and conditioner into the lake 4. jump into the lake while my hair becomes a ponytail of tropical island scent.

Irish_Cur7 years ago

The while point is you can't do that. It"s a magic mullet. It would break the scissors and wouldn't clean

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Kyle Asano11 years ago

i choose to interpret this as living with an unwashable mullet as a roommate. I tie it up with duct tape and throw it in my closet corner. No charges because its a mullet, not a person.

BlaiseyWaisey6 years ago

I like the way you think. You"re next.

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Stephen Lee11 years ago

not an uncuttable mullet. -30 to Charisma +100 to Enchanting

jtownsend7 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

TÃ©o Knight Tehepicryuga11 years ago

You don't have to wear it, so yes

Irish_Cur7 years ago

Are you that stupid?

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RealJs16 days ago

it says you have to live with it doesnt mean you have to live with it on your hair

Tntim1118 years ago

Just don't use it

Im not Jesus8 years ago

no fucking way

Intellectual Donkey8 years ago

Sounds good to me.

Angelcaliber9 years ago

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Defosses8 years ago

Fuck off

Boredboy6 years ago

It can be a very very small mullet that no one sees

Mason Hewitt11 years ago

Why would I ever need to wash a fish? For anyone who doesn't know there is a fish called a mullet

FrankLance7 years ago

There is something called a mannequin that could have the mullet instead of me so yeah.

Utkudakid8 years ago

you can just clean it tho

weirdras7 years ago

if your hobby was guitar then the mullet wouldnt be a problem

Platypus8 years ago

EW NO WAY

BuddermanTheAmazing9 years ago

I'm dying my hair pink so...

DidYouPressIt4 years ago

Getting good at stuff quick

FattyTheFat8 years ago

Git gud at programming, where a wicked full head mask all the time, PROFIT!

ValerieParker6 years ago

It"s a wig.

the amazing batman8 years ago

It doesn't say you can't cut your hair it just says you can't wash it

timelordjohn9 years ago

Mullets are the bane of society

Foxer8 years ago

Just fuck every time

HÃ¥kon Jordet11 years ago

Mullets are cool!

Fyrydragons-07 years ago

........*stab mullet in the neck*.........

Kostasss8 years ago

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herccleary8 years ago

Master the art of pussy slayer!

the.coronach9 years ago

ew. honestly the mullet wouldn't bother me all that much but not being able to wash it is just gross.

Sheila_The_Tank6 years ago

A mullet is a fish, i would just keep it as a pet

DoctorJohCoy9 years ago

nope.

DrDapper7 years ago

My new hobby is sex now

pokefan20168 years ago

Im already a master at video games. :)

Cheshire shadow7 years ago

i interpret this as a literal mullet that has no body( which is really weird)

RenMi8 years ago

One word. HAT.

Darkpony138 years ago

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pressmedont1238 years ago

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SleepWhereBeThou3 years ago

Keith Kogane pressed the Button

CurtisMarauder8 years ago

No! Not the mullet!

jaybones9 years ago

i dnt mind

ShelbyC6 years ago

It says LIVE WITH, not WEAR, therefore just tuck it away in a box six feet under your house and carry on with life. Or let your dog wear it. Loophole.

Anime_Lover22348 years ago

Cut you hair off then wear a wig. Wigs can be washed, and look good.

Ifredward7 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

EnderSJR8 years ago

What I'd I have already mastered it?

ningacat90007 years ago

just dont eat the fish

MLG-POTATO6 years ago

What"s the downside I'm now Joe dirt (or dirte XD)

destrucktoid8 years ago

i master everything including washing unwashable mullets and then i cut it so i don't have a mullet. lol loophole ftw

DahTrollerKappa9 years ago

My hobby is to cut my unwashable mullet

Tootaloot38 years ago

What if my hobby is washing muletts

DrValken9 years ago

Error 1337: GIT GUD FUCKA

TheTallest7 years ago

Why would anyone do that.....??

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