You meet the person of your dreams and fall madly in love
but
You can never have children together or adopt children
I will not


Ging3rman1179 years ago
I don't want children anyway.

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
@Swegmast0r doesn't have to be now it could be some point in the future so long as they're good to go
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beeficon9 years ago
*asexual laughing in the distance* *pansexuals nervously sweating next to them*

Gunk2 years ago
Fuck you
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Lillian Norman12 years ago
IT DOESN'T SAY WE CAN'T STEAL CHILDREN

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago
YEAHHHH
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TheColorsOfGame9 years ago
I don't wanna children, i want to fuck the boy of my dreams 😍

bokuwagoofygoober8 years ago
jokes on you, I'm a lesbian

FNF-Fan4 years ago
So... you can make out as much as you Like?

Reekingyoutiber8 years ago
Sex whenever we want

Amazingpotatochild8 years ago
Who needs children, they are noisy, and complain a lot

Banzai277 years ago
I DONT WANT TINY HUMANS

Motoor7 years ago
Sex foreeeeveeeer

cuzwasbored7 years ago
Still get to bang

CarelessPickle8 years ago
Doesn't say she can't adopt a child or someone can donate sperm but if it"s a boy your dating he must adopt but the loopholes

rinacerous9974 years ago
it literally says right there

Danker Dolan9 years ago
Fuck them, Dump then get a real gf

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
sounds like the perfect relationshi[p

grenadeninja1502 years ago
i agree
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ZoeBrianna7 years ago
Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect

Oldiron_797 years ago
No downside

TheArkerportian8 years ago
Downside?

Abirra8 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!

AssHar8 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.

ultimate101gaming8 years ago
I don't want kids anyway

lilej8 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Eternal Condom

Ghost.0238 years ago
Fuck kids

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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself

Johnny Somsai Vilaychith12 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!

Favi Flink12 years ago
good thing i don't like kids

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I don't upside to happen and especially NOT THE DOWNSIDE

Brooke Ferguson12 years ago
Never wanted kids anyway!

SinonMercer7 years ago
Sex without protection? Hell yeah.

N8torade9 years ago
I never wanna have children, plus I can steal

Drakeloki8 years ago
There are plenty of unwanted kids, I am sure we could steal one.

micheldahon10 years ago
I'm already with that person and we don't want kids

AraelGomez7 years ago
I don’t want/can’t have kids so jokes on you!!!

Squad Mom Haise9 years ago
It doesn't mean I can't have a child with someone else with my SO's approval.

AliRawlings8 years ago
DONT WANT THEM ANYWAY

Nour10 years ago
I'll find an orphan who's not in an orphanage I guess lol

Dibbis3 years ago
Sorry already got em

Gamerham09 years ago
Just not have kids

Blake Walker12 years ago
If they are the person of your dreams, it shouldn't matter if you can have children. The rest of y'all are superficial cunts.

Lancetheking8 years ago
why not just have kids BEFORE the deal? loopholes

bubba4110210 years ago
what is it with the same freaking buttons being made over and over!

joebamayeet4 years ago
children suck

Toodles9 years ago
Then crazy wild sex without having the risk of getting pregnant?

Frogmaster697 years ago
If you dont have children then your breaking a family tradition that goes back millions of years

MrFoxdie9 years ago
It's just what i want

Tony_Stank6 years ago
It doesnt say anything about sperm donors tho

The Boeing Kid9 years ago
we can foster children

pokemaner__319 years ago
It says you can't adopt stupid
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