You can move at incredible speed
but
the faster you go, the faster your body ages.
I will not

DefinitelyNotAnEgg_irl last year
so you invert the theory of relativity and you can go super fast...

morthmath2012 11 years ago
if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right ?

meatloave 2 months ago
c'mon Groceries , you dont want to live forever and with Elder Scrolls 6 ( i dont count ES Online) all but a distant , forlorn hope , whats the point of living?
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KillerCubePlays 10 years ago
Doesn't say at what rate... i'll go with 'standing still - rate=50% walking speed (~2-5 kph) - 50.00000000000000000000001%, linear increase.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
WRONG
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TerraQuartZ 11 years ago
Move backwards 50% of the time.

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ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago
Faster Speed: Slower Age (Let's assume that going faster speeds up age at the same rate) Therefore, you age normally. SCIENCE!

James Andrew Higbe 13 years ago
Just saying, that is literally the exact opposite of what science says will happen

Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago
Because of time dilation
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That-One-kid123 9 years ago
So you would age faster but the faster you go the slower you age so.... regular aging? You just go super fast there is no downside.

Bill-nye 10 years ago
Runs for 3 minutes, crashes into twin towers

Migdin1 9 years ago
NEWS: 9/11 happened... again.... *The world cries alot*
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EmieSenpai 9 years ago
But isn't it that when you have incredible speed, you age slower?

CryoBambi 9 years ago
Right.

MajZore 9 years ago
so if I go backwards i still move? backwards?

AmberLe Mae Davis 13 years ago
If I don't move, I don't age. ;)

CKGmage 9 years ago
"..and I am the fastest man alive."

Koridon last year
(SORRY GUYS ABOUT TO BUST OUT MAJOR SCIENCE) so basically there are multiple presents because there are two thing made into one--spacetime. Spacetime is when if you don't move through space, you move slowly through time. But if you go fast through space, y... [Show full comment]

ManiacStar 10 years ago
it doesnt say you have to use it. you only age if you use it, and only use it if you need to. just have it because you can.

S1n2h3 11 years ago
That is so stupid but ok

dawson456 11 years ago
The older you get dnt matter becuz youll have the same speed

Greetedfox 6 years ago
This reminds me of Korn"s "You'll never find me" music video

MR.TROLL_FACE 12 years ago
just stay on a computer all day then you`ll live forever

Blaired8 9 years ago
But what about science, if you move fast, you age slower

AllastroS48 10 years ago
Just have to regulate and don't run much faster than I usually run

Astralin 3 months ago
scp-207?

Wtf- 4 years ago
I guess I'll push the button, you can only use the speed when absolutely necessary 😀

Lawlzer 11 years ago
Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago
F no I'm only ten I"d be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 with nanregular speed allready don't need dat S

Shane Joseph Thompson 13 years ago
I rarely move :P

solset 10 years ago
i wanna live my life to the fullest, so no way!

fpkfepkf 6 years ago
Oh my back!!!

Smertcomment 11 years ago
SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT!

mikuchanhatsune 11 years ago
then the slower you go the younger you are

Errorpov0005 12 years ago
Not Worth It

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago
What if i stay at the same speed (stop at 50 mph)

Komai404 2 months ago
So if I put myself in a wheelchair, I won't move, therefore I'll be immortal and super fast!!

jadyncute6 10 years ago
lol u dont even have to use it

hot mama👰 10 years ago
if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right?

JoJo_Enjoyer 2 years ago
Okay, this might seem like a free superpower, but I'm pretty sure i would get addicted and just fricking die

Lawlzer 11 years ago
Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

ValerieParker 8 years ago
That makes sense, since running accelerates aging.

Migdin1 9 years ago
Science says the opposite, does that mean nothing changes when i run, because science say i will age slower, then this button says faster, put them together and i get no change.

the_Evil48 11 years ago
So i will age normally? Do you know Einstein?

Torben Nodop 13 years ago
Okay, everyone who does not click is just stupid. You don't have to move fast. But if you are in trouble, you can escape by running fast.

mozibaby 7 months ago
So I can just refuse to use the ability even though I have it.

Ndax Net 10 years ago
I'm gandpa flash

DenGC 6 years ago
just because I can, doesn't mean I have to

AnonymousBrowser 10 years ago
It doesn't say we can't control it. >:>

sammyboy 11 years ago
You can still use it in emergencies

thezombieguy2 12 years ago
I would die in like....five seconds

Kristinn Pàll Rúnarsson 13 years ago
just walk slow

DatguyontheInternet 9 years ago
So, I'll be Quicksilver! Yes please!

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
we need to discuss the banana price

meatloave 2 years ago
That banana price ain't gonna discuss itself ya'know

stink17 11 years ago
so if i go slow or not at all IM NEAR IMMORTAL wait my fingers and eyes SHIT well ill be the best gaber to ever live and what if i move at a negative speed would i age backwards
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