You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
but
Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
Yeahhh
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JeezBeez 11 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay 11 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan1234512 10 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter 10 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios 2 years ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui 13 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine 9 years ago
Ikr
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Drake7011 11 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias 10 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW 6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ArKade47 10 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

ThomasHooten 8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

Octomations 9 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster17 9 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert343 9 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

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JamesJay 10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor 8 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch 9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy 9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat15 9 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville 13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user 4 years ago
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StaryTra_Button 8 years ago
I have no soul, have a nice day !

alistair f 12 years ago
I'll have enough training to kill them

Lu.Systemic666 last year
不是训练完后拿1000万,是用1000万用来训练

satan-sama 11 years ago
Singing "SNAKE EATER"

TigerLily28 10 years ago
I'll just use my sweet ninja skills to defeat the assassins. WHYAAA :D

Rogue Arkham Merchant 13 years ago
i would.

Lbrtrain 4 years ago
$10 mil to have 120 failed assassination attempts over 10 years? not that bad ngl. And after those ten years I am a skilled combat and survival professional with $10 mil extra dollars.

Crisycrab 11 years ago
Imma be a badass!!

Zolister 9 years ago
Sounds like my type of job.

someoneonline 11 years ago
that would be asome i would take them on if i can fight good so badass

YovanW 6 years ago
At least theres a test like normal school but a practical test

littlestars 11 years ago
i kill the assassin i cut off there head yayz [=( i did it

derpypandasnake88 9 years ago
So there isn't a downside

Iambenx 11 years ago
Im badass

Aaxx 10 years ago
*sigh* It's that time of the month again.

Timmcntire 9 years ago
So much fun kicking bad guys" asses

FuckYourGrandma 11 years ago
now senpai will notice me

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
Just think of it like your period

Anerivbo 11 years ago
I'll use my 10 million dollars to get 100 body guards. There's no downside.

Qibli_Wof 2 years ago
Nah The North Koreans Ain’t gonna kill me not if my five star general dispatches my entire military on them

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
I will use my Kagune if I have to and besides it could be fun

Saltusecretagent 9 years ago
HEY MOM BRB GOTTA KILL THIS ASSASIN. REALLY QUICKLY

zzzzzzzzzz 11 years ago
YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ducksquad 10 years ago
What is the downside

\\"Kane\\"Garoo 12 years ago
Hire an assassin to kill the assassin

GideonMaximilian 9 years ago
Sign me the fuck up

redbutonboss99 11 years ago
Hell Yeah I can be James Bond or agent 47 so he'll yeah

Tema 10 years ago
Тут есть росиянены
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