you are handed the keys to a warehouse, in which you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.
but
If you press the button, you get damned straight to hell.
I will not

DannySarje 9 years ago
I'm a lesbian, I'm already damned.

lbwnbwuwukaijnb last year
???

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Everyone"s in hell already...it"s called life.

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago
That means I could ask too meet my favorite Youtuber (Markiplier)Right?And anyways I'm already going to hell for being transgender....well that's what my so called friend said anyways about me being transgender

SinonMercer 9 years ago
And they are still your friend, why? That"s fucked up.

andrew-lee 9 years ago
Ha, joke"s on you. going to Heaven no matter what! "no force of hell, no scheme of man could ever pluck me from his hand."

Lucas Taurins 13 years ago
why in satan's glorious name would you not press this button

Moina 4 years ago
I will ask for one wish, that gives me ultimate power over the universe and the very fabric of reality and use that too never die and therefore never go too hell
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Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
I'm already going there I don't believe in God. Soo if it's real then... sorry God!

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
I went there 5 days A week(school).

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
Yeah but Nico Di Angelo might be there.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 9 months ago
Bonus
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ItsNoob 11 years ago
Goin nowhere. ANTI-HELL PILLS!

SquidDoctor 11 years ago
But I'm an atheist

Dubtownworrior 9 years ago
To me hell is not real

Michelle Kruse 13 years ago
Was going to hell anyway

theamazingJAW 8 years ago
Same

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Why would you want to press this button? There is no upside to any of this!

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Because I don't believe in Hell.
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Chinese potato 11 years ago
There is a tropical place and towns AND restaurants called hell

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago
cant go if you dont beleive :D

XG 5 years ago
Yeah, if I don't believe in germs they don't exist! Not how that works, is it?
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Agonix010 9 years ago
I am going to hell and back, because of Sabaton, and my wish is to not be damned by this button, loophole

Sajan 10 years ago
RIP AND TEAR

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
Ask for a button that sends you to heaven

NomNom 11 years ago
'you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.' Well then I wish to get out of hell then. Fellow fiends of the underworld it has been nice knowing you all for 24 hours, but I go to heaven now. Hee hee

Levi Garrett 13 years ago
Joke's on them, I'm already there.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Same goes for everyone else too.

Tony Kmtz 13 years ago
REAL LIFE POKEMON SO WORTH

Chaz-David Sliger 13 years ago
Sail Hatan

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago
ZKHUH LV WKH OLH

Yvonne Bradley-Anderson 13 years ago
That was easy. I don't believe in Hell

Leopard726688 5 years ago
How long is "very long ago"?

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm Jewish. Jews don't have Hell

Alannah Life 13 years ago
I've always wanted to go back to my primary school!

LovelyGalaxy99 9 years ago
Sup crowley and lucifer save me a spot in the cage

Quilladin206 11 years ago
If you get damned straight to hell, you can't do anything with the keys.

Some_jojo_fan 6 years ago
Yeah i pressed the button whatchu gon do abt it

Sherlock-Holmes 10 years ago
Dean Winchester told me it felt like a sauna. Sounds enjoyable. -SH

Dycos1100 11 years ago
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Bobtheserialkiller 8 years ago
I can't go somewhere that dosen't exist

ThatMan102 10 years ago
there is no such thing as hell.

MorganLockheed 12 years ago
I don't believe Hell exists, so..... I'm hitting the button. [Also, if it does, I'd stage a revolution when I got there.]

Skykiller 6 years ago
Just ask for youth jucie

chockydeath 10 years ago
Well duh I have a kingdom to run

plazmafighter 11 years ago
ADAP has saved us all :D

Reshiramdude 9 years ago
I see no downside

DarkFishking 10 years ago
Just ask for something to get out of Hell.

_VIPER 7 months ago
Mundane possessions are not worth an eternity of suffering

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Going with the theory that Hell exists, I don't think it would be that bad. Satan might be a cool guy.

CorneliusFazbear 11 years ago
anything but why hell

Deathbyspace123 11 years ago
I would rather go to hell than heaven. Chaos is beautiful, man.

David Martinez 13 years ago
Atheist

EnolaMikaelson 3 years ago
Let me be best friends with Satan

Gods_Opinion 9 years ago
Lmao Heaven is the real hell

AcedIt 8 years ago
According to many, I'm already going to hell... Any other LGBTQ+ folks here?

mark50 10 years ago
didn't specify which button

TrashQueen 11 years ago
i ain't goin' to hell

The-Pope 6 years ago
Portal gun to heaven

AnzJaffa 10 years ago
Im an athiest sooo...

Ragonoid 11 years ago
packing my bags now
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