Will You Press The Button?

DefinitelyNotAnEgg_irl last year

so you invert the theory of relativity and you can go super fast...

morthmath2012 11 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right ?

meatloave 2 months ago

c'mon Groceries , you dont want to live forever and with Elder Scrolls 6 ( i dont count ES Online) all but a distant , forlorn hope , whats the point of living?

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KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Doesn't say at what rate... i'll go with 'standing still - rate=50% walking speed (~2-5 kph) - 50.00000000000000000000001%, linear increase.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

WRONG

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TerraQuartZ 11 years ago

Move backwards 50% of the time.

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ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago

Faster Speed: Slower Age (Let's assume that going faster speeds up age at the same rate) Therefore, you age normally. SCIENCE!

James Andrew Higbe 13 years ago

Just saying, that is literally the exact opposite of what science says will happen

Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago

Because of time dilation

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That-One-kid123 9 years ago

So you would age faster but the faster you go the slower you age so.... regular aging? You just go super fast there is no downside.

Bill-nye 10 years ago

Runs for 3 minutes, crashes into twin towers

Migdin1 9 years ago

NEWS: 9/11 happened... again.... *The world cries alot*

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EmieSenpai 9 years ago

But isn't it that when you have incredible speed, you age slower?

CryoBambi 9 years ago

Right.

MajZore 9 years ago

so if I go backwards i still move? backwards?

AmberLe Mae Davis 13 years ago

If I don't move, I don't age. ;)

CKGmage 9 years ago

"..and I am the fastest man alive."

Koridon last year

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ManiacStar 10 years ago

it doesnt say you have to use it. you only age if you use it, and only use it if you need to. just have it because you can.

S1n2h3 11 years ago

That is so stupid but ok

dawson456 11 years ago

The older you get dnt matter becuz youll have the same speed

Greetedfox 6 years ago

This reminds me of Korn"s "You'll never find me" music video

MR.TROLL_FACE 12 years ago

just stay on a computer all day then you`ll live forever

Blaired8 9 years ago

But what about science, if you move fast, you age slower

AllastroS48 10 years ago

Just have to regulate and don't run much faster than I usually run

Astralin 3 months ago

scp-207?

Wtf- 4 years ago

I guess I'll push the button, you can only use the speed when absolutely necessary 😀

Lawlzer 11 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

F no I'm only ten I"d be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 with nanregular speed allready don't need dat S

Shane Joseph Thompson 13 years ago

I rarely move :P

solset 10 years ago

i wanna live my life to the fullest, so no way!

fpkfepkf 6 years ago

Oh my back!!!

Smertcomment 11 years ago

SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT!

mikuchanhatsune 11 years ago

then the slower you go the younger you are

Errorpov0005 12 years ago

Not Worth It

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

What if i stay at the same speed (stop at 50 mph)

Komai404 2 months ago

So if I put myself in a wheelchair, I won't move, therefore I'll be immortal and super fast!!

jadyncute6 10 years ago

lol u dont even have to use it

hot mamaðŸ‘° 10 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right?

JoJo_Enjoyer 2 years ago

Okay, this might seem like a free superpower, but I'm pretty sure i would get addicted and just fricking die

Lawlzer 11 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

ValerieParker 8 years ago

That makes sense, since running accelerates aging.

Migdin1 9 years ago

Science says the opposite, does that mean nothing changes when i run, because science say i will age slower, then this button says faster, put them together and i get no change.

the_Evil48 11 years ago

So i will age normally? Do you know Einstein?

Torben Nodop 13 years ago

Okay, everyone who does not click is just stupid. You don't have to move fast. But if you are in trouble, you can escape by running fast.

mozibaby 7 months ago

So I can just refuse to use the ability even though I have it.

Ndax Net 10 years ago

I'm gandpa flash

DenGC 6 years ago

just because I can, doesn't mean I have to

AnonymousBrowser 10 years ago

It doesn't say we can't control it. >:>

sammyboy 11 years ago

You can still use it in emergencies

thezombieguy2 12 years ago

I would die in like....five seconds

Kristinn PÃ ll RÃºnarsson 13 years ago

just walk slow

DatguyontheInternet 9 years ago

So, I'll be Quicksilver! Yes please!

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

we need to discuss the banana price

meatloave 2 years ago

That banana price ain't gonna discuss itself ya'know

stink17 11 years ago

so if i go slow or not at all IM NEAR IMMORTAL wait my fingers and eyes SHIT well ill be the best gaber to ever live and what if i move at a negative speed would i age backwards

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