Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0 2 years ago

Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ... [Show full comment]

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes 9 years ago

Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free

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Paul Welsh 13 years ago

what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah 5 years ago

half-infinite lifespan lol

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Ð¯ÐµÐ°Ñ€ÐµÑ 11 years ago

Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 11 years ago

Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins 9 years ago

If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben 10 years ago

What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Leora Calamaro 13 years ago

Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon 6 years ago

I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes

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Sevi1010 8 years ago

Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski 8 years ago

It only gets cut once right ... 😒

OblivionBringer 9 years ago

No, Ryuk!

thooney thao 11 years ago

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation 8 years ago

You can have anything so boom

kason 11 years ago

get half life 3 and eternal life

Zannihilation 5 years ago

sayonora

why do you care 11 years ago

What if I want to be immortal

J397 10 years ago

I could get my lifespan shortened down to this very moment then! :) yay I don't have to live longer

J397 10 years ago

im a fucking flower anyway so im probably gonna get horribly picked by a heartless child and die

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago

Easy, after i finish the half thats cut, i can just use the other half:v

Brian MacNeil 13 years ago

Hmmm, gain an amazing power... half your lifespan.... sounds like... SHINIGAMI EYES!!! O.O

MikamiTeru 10 years ago

Shinigami eyes!

1358858My last year

既然说可以得到想要的一切，但是寿命少一半，所以可以想要寿命

Longanimals 11 years ago

I'd rather live half of an amazing life than live a full kind of crappy one.

It's Always Showtime! 10 years ago

That 50/50 split.

JoJo_Enjoyer 2 years ago

One of the things i want is to live for thousands of years, so even if that was cut in half, I'm still winning

BronyLord 11 years ago

duh. just want a longer life

Itawin-win 9 years ago

It"s a win-win

MemzPF 5 years ago

I want a longer lifespan

Hibiko 11 years ago

After sein that one supernatrual episode in season 2 where Dean got everything he wanted, I'm unsure about this.

Leg 9 years ago

Immortality is what I want... half of forever?

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Everything I ever wanted! GUESS WHAT!?! IMMORTALITY IS ON THE LIST OF SHIT I WANT! :D

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

immortality, all the businesses in the world, world hunger to stop, extinctions to stop, dinosaurs to come back and be really friendly, the ability to go to any dimension of my choosing whenever i want, 100% guarantee at anything i want, come on pay up now

aserk 11 years ago

Umm I can do all an more with half of meh lif

Isayyes 6 years ago

I want to die

SupernaturalDestiel 12 years ago

I WANT TO GO TO HOGWARTS

meatloave 2 years ago

A ring that grants wishes. Become 12 again and age 15,000X slower

Hydrow 11 years ago

Get a life span regenerator

MLPFAN1122 8 years ago

INFINITE LIFESPAN

I would want my life span doubled

Etharian 10 years ago

I want optional immortality, and infinite wealth(in all it various interpretations).

Yatanay 9 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/436300

REGEN 11 years ago

Shinigami eyes anyone

Shadow Death 11 years ago

SRRY MY KEYBOARD SUCKS

CreatatronHells 11 years ago

it causes a huge paradox and entirely negates the but.

insertrandomnameXD 5 years ago

waht if i want infinite money

Zebraman 11 years ago

What if I want my lifespan to be twice as long

LAR 8 years ago

Now this makes things confusing for me....I have a bad life and really want quite a few things....but if I say yes......I could make my life good but then the downside would be good for me now...........this is hard....

Christiana Archer 13 years ago

To help and save millions of souls is all I ever wanted, and I'd die a million times for it.

maddyspeer29 10 years ago

Immorality hello!!

TwiliRoseHaley last year

A perfect fifty fifty... Wow...

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