Will You Press The Button?

Satoru_Gojo last year

First, I'd become a professional athlete and gain some money, then I'd commit a crime and go jail. After all, jail provides free housing and food. I'll do a crime that usually has a sentencing of around a month or so, then pay my own bail. Easy.

Alyosha 3 years ago

Easy. Enter basic military training.

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago

HEY MOM I NEED YOUR MONEY

sadielover 11 years ago

Just buy like 3 months of stuFF and pay the rent for 2 months and boom your set

HunterNiemeier 10 years ago

Bleh! I hate exercise, I would hate to be an athlete unless I got payed 1,000,000 dollars per yard I walked.

Iris Ally 13 years ago

why would anyone want to be a professional athlete ... too much time spent outdoors

Minisand 4 years ago

I made an account to call u dumb as hell

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samomezz 11 years ago

never said when! I'll die and then spend that one month

Paulo_G 10 years ago

That's no problem, just stock up for 1 months worth of stuff in advance!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILLS? TAXES?

ShadowBlake 8 years ago

What about bills? Would that count as spendiing money?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Yes

PolarIcie 8 years ago

I would just get my parents to buy me food, water and anything i wanted.

Therisktaker47 3 years ago

what if they said no go do it yourself? :3

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

I dont use money, I spend it

Chara_Z_Silverstorm 9 years ago

So does like a gaming athlete count?...

Kyle Redding 13 years ago

easy fix: stockpile 30 days worth shit. problem solved

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

what about rent

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Diamnds InMc Akavictor 13 years ago

I'll just buy thousands of food for that whole month :P

James Criss 13 years ago

gamers are now considered athletes for the win

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

Only one month?! Sweet!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You & everyone else has forgotten about bills. Ya know water, gas & electronic.

Michael Lotito 13 years ago

parents/friends...

Zavy Williams 13 years ago

I'll Jst Mooch Off Other People ...

Charles Adams 13 years ago

A dream come true

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago

I would but 2 months supply of food for that ONE month and tons of other stuff!!!!!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILL? TAXES

Dom Hillman 13 years ago

Buy everything in advance.

Bob Craig 13 years ago

airsoft is totally a sport guise...

Neagu Vlad 13 years ago

can my moyher spend money ?

MrCookieman24 10 years ago

I didn't want to press but I did by accident

elgatitomiauuuu2 11 years ago

1. GET MUCH money in a day 2. buy soo much food and water 3. start a month :3

Jackash 8 years ago

Boiling ballllllllllll

Not Here 11 years ago

Is Esports ok?

AWESOMENESS2404 11 years ago

i live with my mom for a month i will tell her what to buy she can do it for me BOOOOOM PROBLEM SOOOLLLVVVEEDD

t0sh88 9 years ago

si comuqnue volevo solo salutare tutti gli youTuber che in questo momento stanno facendo un video su questo gioco! ciao.

sandford13 11 years ago

i am already athletic

ofpgrimm102 10 years ago

so you would be dead for a month?

SeankaneGrechGrechGrech 9 years ago

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Nour 11 years ago

I don't even like being an athlete, but there's no downside

AtomicRiolu 10 years ago

My life is Streaming Animal Crossing: New Leaf. So this doesn't portray to me.

De2nail 5 years ago

imma be esports, thx TheDarkness

skull kid 11 years ago

that ain't no problem i'll just play tf2 for a month and have my inventory be engulfed in crates

EmperorBethany672 10 years ago

hey friends can I borrow all of your money for a month lol

Tfphtm 11 years ago

Im already doing it for 17 years in my parents' house, so..

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

Ew exercise

Bish-pls 9 years ago

Seeing as I’m Jewish and do this every Saturday I have no problem with this

NintendoDan 11 years ago

BUT.....i never even spend money....(my perents do) WORTH IT

ShiningComet222 11 years ago

I'm a kid, so that's good!

skankhunt42 10 years ago

It's only a month

Srijan 3 years ago

Who cares? WE NEED MONEEYYYYYY

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

I don't like sports though

SherlocksNobody 9 years ago

But I don't like moving

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

thats easy. I simply stay and live as usual but just dont spend anything. theres still a bit of gas in my car .. enough for half a month .. theres enough food for several months.. i would lie to my landlord about the rent and he´d probably let me pay him b... [Show full comment]

yaboichips 5 years ago

why be an althet when you can be a youtuber

Potato999 11 years ago

why not?

SeankaneGrechGrechGrech 9 years ago

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denlbel 12 years ago

I don't like physical work

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