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A new war crime is named in your honor

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WHATNBUlast month

A new war crime is named in your honor≠The war started because of me. (如果这是打击日本军国主义的战争，那么我会非常乐意）

Hamdoom12 months ago

“Bro new war crime just dropped”

specte_protogen4 months ago

you have committed hamdoom. you have caused the end of a city by only using a slice of ham!

minimegaman09011 months ago

that's fucking amazing

JoeJoeJoeJoe10 months ago

Uhhh, downside?

DanIsAwesomelast year

Bro what is the downside? I would love the use of X to be "Danicide"

SparkyButton2006last year

Cool Dan

The_Sludge8 months ago

It's just named after me? I don't even have to do it? Alr

Soy8 months ago

I get to commit an act so evil it inspires an entire generation and that action is a war crime that gets named in my honor. Where's the downside?

Silly_Simon_8 months ago

wheres the downside?

FrankOcean4 months ago

the frank ocean bombing just dropped

ThoriumMothman4 months ago

HELL YEAH, SURE WHY NOT

AspiringAstrobiologist10 months ago

I want to inspire all the little queer and/or neurodivergent kids

meatloave25 days ago

Meatloaveicide hhhmmmmmmmm..... Has Panache.

N3xu_ss6 months ago

HELL YEAH!

Arachne92837383 months ago

Serbia Time (:<

Arachne92837383 months ago

I'm not Serbian BUT

Oldiron_799 months ago

Make them fear the dildozer

Galpal6 months ago

That's hilarious I'm in

namelessgeneration2 months ago

太好了

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

wow... the government actually named something after me in MY honor...

doe12q2 months ago

war crime sounds amazing

buttonmorelikenutton10 months ago

"Thank you for everything" he says to me, with tears in his eyes. "We have decided to give you the greatest honor, please accept our humble gift..." I await my gift, expecting wealth, women, or power. "We have decided to name a war crime after you." wh...[Show full comment]

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