You're now an inspiration for an entire generation of people
but
A new war crime is named in your honor
I will not

WHATNBU last year
A new war crime is named in your honor≠The war started because of me. (如果这是打击日本军国主义的战争,那么我会非常乐意)

31415926 7 months ago
bro是真正的英雄

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago
Where downside?

Hamdoom 2 years ago
“Bro new war crime just dropped”

specte_protogen 2 years ago
you have committed hamdoom. you have caused the end of a city by only using a slice of ham!

minimegaman090 2 years ago
that's fucking amazing

DanIsAwesome 2 years ago
Bro what is the downside? I would love the use of X to be "Danicide"

SparkyButton2006 2 years ago
Cool Dan

JoeJoeJoeJoe 2 years ago
Uhhh, downside?

The_Sludge 2 years ago
It's just named after me? I don't even have to do it? Alr

Soy 2 years ago
I get to commit an act so evil it inspires an entire generation and that action is a war crime that gets named in my honor. Where's the downside?

Silly_Simon_ 2 years ago
wheres the downside?

RowanW last year
I think it'd be funny (Bad jokes would be the war crime)

Galpal 2 years ago
That's hilarious I'm in

tevier 7 months ago
又不是我干的,以我的名字很酷了

namelessgeneration last year
太好了

Kevin9560 8 months ago
Are you looking for:Adolfhitler??

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
wow... the government actually named something after me in MY honor...

Lancilia 6 months ago
And I know EXACTLY what that war crime would be, and I'll do it again!

Lancilia 6 months ago
For the record: Creating a virus that doesn't kill or harm its targets, but reacts to brain signals to turn people physically into whatever race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity they're prejudiced against.

doe12q last year
war crime sounds amazing

Catman1 8 months ago
There already is, so easy takings

FrankOcean 2 years ago
the frank ocean bombing just dropped

ThoriumMothman 2 years ago
HELL YEAH, SURE WHY NOT

AspiringAstrobiologist 2 years ago
I want to inspire all the little queer and/or neurodivergent kids

meatloave last year
Meatloaveicide hhhmmmmmmmm..... Has Panache.

N3xu_ss 2 years ago
HELL YEAH!

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 7 months ago
Downside?No there is not.

Erika23456786543 last year
Serbia Time (:<

Erika23456786543 last year
I'm not Serbian BUT

Oldiron_79 2 years ago
Make them fear the dildozer

buttonmorelikenutton 2 years ago
"Thank you for everything" he says to me, with tears in his eyes. "We have decided to give you the greatest honor, please accept our humble gift..." I await my gift, expecting wealth, women, or power. "We have decided to name a war crime after you." wh... [Show full comment]
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