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mangojaguar0408 8 years ago

Decrease my sense of smell and decrease my taste so I can actually bear to eat vegetables. Increase my eyesight so I can see even the slightest movement, be able to work out what others are saying from lipreading, and see what others are writing. AND GOODBYE TO GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tahrim874 2 years ago

i want to be able to see and i would decreese touch and taste

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Goodbye tasting and smelling, hello Legolas vision.

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Increase sight lose hearing and feel

Tait Washburn 13 years ago

Increased eye-sight, less hearing and smellâ€¦ Hearing aid and I don't smell farts anymore. Boo yah.

SamJ1 5 years ago

I think it"s better to reduce taste and smell

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FatassYoshi52 9 years ago

Increase my eyesight, decrease my sense of being watched, and decrease my sense of time.

Mister-E 9 years ago

Super eyesight, no smell or taste, now I can see anything I want and now I can eat the really healthy stuff that tastes like dirt

SkyGamer911 9 years ago

Smelling and taste for better eyesight

Mommasgirl1100 9 years ago

ok here"s what I want increased, vision, decreased, smelling and hearing because I don't wanna smell farts and two, I don't wanna hear the babies screaming anymore..... THIS IS WHAT I WAANT :DD

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck 9 years ago

Increase taste ( YUMMY FOOD) decrease hearing ( won't have to listen to idiots) decrease smell ( no more bad odors or farts to smell!!!) WIN-WIN

Zigzagbag 9 years ago

Super vision less smell and less touch because pain would be more tolerable

RandomAshKiddo246810 9 years ago

Lessening pain will most likely make diseases unnoticable.

Rex Ray 13 years ago

Increase my common sense, reducing hearing and non-sense

Blaired8 9 years ago

Creeperface 130 The 5 senses aren’t our only ones

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RyusukeSosuke 10 years ago

Increase hearing. Decrease smelling and seeing. Get laser eye surgery to fix your eyes and you won't be able to smell shit anymore.

Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago

Vision for hearing and smell. So I can see her sexy ass in the kitchen but I can't hear her bitchin or smell her cooking... OK now where's my "won the internet" trophy? :)

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

Doesn't even say if you can choose which one. That's the most important detail.

doctor_cocter 9 years ago

superhuman feel? how does that work? are you just extremely sensitive to everything you make contact with

Stroman 8 years ago

Toph

TheWillKnife 11 years ago

I just daredevil

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Fuck no

Joshiey 5 years ago

Theres alot of senses you could increase and decrease. Lets go with these 7: Sight Hearing Smell Taste Touch Vestibular (Body Strength, Examples: Strength, Speed, Jump Height etc.) So I would have increase your vestibular, then decrease smell and touch. Boom, you'll be a super soldier.

jikata31 11 years ago

Well I can just get rid of touch and taste. Then I still have 3 more senses to choose from

DiggityDude 8 years ago

Super-Human ESP (Sixth sense)

Buddy 10 years ago

Actually ...I need my eyesight to be increased. I NEED GLASSES.

Luna_Carrien 11 years ago

Increased sight, lessened hearing and smell.

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

Increase the taste and taste all the ingredients in the pasta!! (read this â¤´in italian accent, Veliciano's) and lower the touch and the hearing than use ears prothèses. There u go.

Pikachu02 11 years ago

So are the lessened ones random?

gayashellmtf 3 years ago

hello 500 year life goodbye intelligence and smell

Jack Schweizer 13 years ago

I'd enhance hearing, decrease sight and smell

Kermitdie 7 years ago

I choose touch. So you can "touch people in the face with a billion bl of force per square inch.

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Strong hearing for taste and feel

-_White_Death_- 11 years ago

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Crazy_J406 10 years ago

Increase sight, or hearing, lessen smell and feel I can see or hear very well, and I can't feel pain.

marebear 12 years ago

Super sense of sight and just less taste and smell? I' pretty okay with this.

Monkeyboy36 8 years ago

Decrease my sense of color and pain, increase my sense of sight

meatloave last year

Sense of false bravado , I can do without that..... And sense of Situational Awareness , that's a good one to have seriously amplified

Moritz Zumm 13 years ago

Super Feeling and super smelling would be useless.

Tigeyck 11 years ago

Incredible sight, lessened hearing and felling, will be able to hear but won't get annoyed by the hearing aid

LachlanParker 10 years ago

Increase hearing, weaken smell and taste. They"re not THAT important, anyway, right?

Ethan has a Crappy Username 11 years ago

I would loose smell and touch

Bigfat 5 years ago

Increase eyesight decrease touch and smell

Sommerbudds 10 years ago

I dont want to smell anything. But want to hear everything. PERFECT.

Sommerbudds 10 years ago

Or taste anything. Both of these are just weaknesses.

DeadpoolsShadoww 11 years ago

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Antete 8 years ago

I can give up smell

DragonflyFalls 12 years ago

Get rid of smell and touch, super hearing. I want super hearing..

skorgepoo 11 years ago

it never said you could choose which sense/senses so it could be increased smelling and blindness and hearing also everyone who says tasting good job you somewhat ruined your live. only because if you cant taste than you have no joy in food anymore and onl... [Show full comment]

Saiyanwolf 11 years ago

I can see better but I don't hear good anyway and I don't smell much of anything

echo7674 3 years ago

Decreasing smell and sense of being watched, Increase eyesight, I will be able to see the person that is watching me

KiritoTheGreat 11 years ago

The only thing super human is the stupidity of this question

Brawlhalla_FaitMain 6 years ago

Superhuman touch. I can feel anything coming from a mile away. Constant preparation. Oh, and less smell and sight.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

Can taste bacon beter than ever, but looses eyesight and touch.

Stroman 8 years ago

Humans don't have just sight, hearing, smell, taste and feeling. We have way more senses, about 28 or so

pentaholicassbutt 10 years ago

Increased touch, because reasons ;) and decreased sense of douchebaggery and idiocracy

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