Ellen page will fall in love with you and you will make sweet sweet love to her
but
One person in your family will stop loving you
I will not

maggot456 2 years ago
i killed my entire family

alena_phoenix 5 years ago
this aged pretty bad lol

meatloave last year
Reeeaaaalllly badly

Ratee 3 years ago
oh, you mean Elliot Page? no thanks i'm straight

BlondFox 3 years ago
im good. why she look like that?

Home Brand Cereal 10 years ago
meh never even seen my 50th cousin

DarthPhasma 11 years ago
1. not gay 2. the hellen is ellen?

sonicj01 10 years ago
who the hell is she

ImSmarterThanYou69 3 years ago
ellen thinks shes a guy now, but no, shes now just a really fucking ugly woman with no tits.
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Lolxd321 6 years ago
Now "eliot page" LMFAOOOO NO ❤ (she came out as trans in 2020)

Grapeler 6 years ago
He* now

Kiteu 6 years ago
Who even is this

TemmieArmor 11 years ago
I'm a lesbian, too, but that would be cheating, and I think that I'm a little too unprepared for sex. Even if it's a pet that stops loving me, no thanks.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Wrong Ellen aaa
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Nimrodthelesser 5 years ago
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PickleRick 10 years ago
My family already hates me sooo

devinnnc 10 years ago
well im already a disapointment so

SoulPancake 10 years ago
dead family stops loving me

CaptainPanda 9 years ago
Nobody in my family loved me in the first place...

magiatrix 10 years ago
who said you cant wear protection?

Didenne 11 years ago
Even if she's lesbian, that doesn't mean you can't fuck her. XD

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Wrong Ellen.
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Ryan James Dean 13 years ago
This one no longer works if you're a guy. She came out. lol

Sepriolus 5 years ago
Trannies can go 41% themselves.
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Rillianne 10 years ago
47 years ago?

Onibaba 11 years ago
I don't really like my family anyways... but who the fuck is this Ellen?

Doe John 13 years ago
Small small price to pay to be the woman of your dreams. Speaking of which, this is awfully specific, how did they know...

ValerieParker 9 years ago
Ellen Page is hot "n all, but she"s not the one I want.

DarkShark127 11 years ago
I'm not lesbian, and I like my family more than a celebrity.

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena 2 years ago
who is ellen page? ill just take someone not loving me without the ellen page, that would be fine.

Fun1Awesome2 11 years ago
can it be a really distant realative that you dont know

Death Angel 11 years ago
my cousin, i don't like him anyway

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago
Who"s Ellen Page? Her name kinda reminds me of that one show, Ellen?

Kalion 11 years ago
hey, if we're gonna do it this way might as well make it a two way street

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Sorry, that"s a no from me.

outsideguy 5 years ago
whos ellen page lol

Mr.W33D 12 years ago
rebeldevil I don't know who Ellen Page is, so...no? -Google?

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago
Ummmmmmmm please not gege

PinkLink 10 years ago
I AM A GIRL!!!

nobody27 11 years ago
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TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
who"s ellen page?

Alex Mayes 13 years ago
i guess? if my mother stops loving me then great! :D

ohmygoditsalberteinstein 2 years ago
what.

Colnor564 11 years ago
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ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
Considering that Ellen Page is gay, this would never happen for me.

hyperdog16 11 years ago
Who is Ellen page

katelindt 10 years ago
Well I'm a girl and I don't swing that way. So umm no.

ssanoobab 11 years ago
I'm not fucking ellen

oldnotweak 11 years ago
that funny little lesbian? lol

kaka34483 11 years ago
Who is she

Alexander Donald 13 years ago
I don't find her that attractive.

DumbName 10 years ago
who the hell is? ellen page

Annawesome 9 years ago
Upside is? I'm a-sexual lol

Mr Fattyosuarus 11 years ago
who is she

Thorod last year
Don’t even know who she is…

AngelCake 11 years ago
1. im not gay 2. whos ellen page?
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