Ellen page will fall in love with you and you will make sweet sweet love to her
but
One person in your family will stop loving you
I will not


alena_phoenix3 years ago
this aged pretty bad lol

BlondFox2 years ago
im good. why she look like that?

Home Brand Cereal9 years ago
meh never even seen my 50th cousin

DarthPhasma9 years ago
1. not gay 2. the hellen is ellen?

sonicj019 years ago
who the hell is she

ImSmarterThanYou69last year
ellen thinks shes a guy now, but no, shes now just a really fucking ugly woman with no tits.
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Kiteu5 years ago
Who even is this

TemmieArmor9 years ago
I'm a lesbian, too, but that would be cheating, and I think that I'm a little too unprepared for sex. Even if it's a pet that stops loving me, no thanks.

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
Wrong Ellen aaa
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PickleRick8 years ago
My family already hates me sooo

Lolxd3214 years ago
Now "eliot page" LMFAOOOO NO ❤ (she came out as trans in 2020)

Grapeler4 years ago
He* now

devinnnc8 years ago
well im already a disapointment so

SoulPancake8 years ago
dead family stops loving me

CaptainPanda7 years ago
Nobody in my family loved me in the first place...

magiatrix9 years ago
who said you cant wear protection?

Didenne9 years ago
Even if she's lesbian, that doesn't mean you can't fuck her. XD

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
Wrong Ellen.
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Ryan James Dean12 years ago
This one no longer works if you're a guy. She came out. lol

Sepriolus4 years ago
Trannies can go 41% themselves.
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Rillianne9 years ago
47 years ago?

PinkLink9 years ago
I AM A GIRL!!!

nobody279 years ago
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TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
who"s ellen page?

Alex Mayes12 years ago
i guess? if my mother stops loving me then great! :D

ohmygoditsalberteinstein7 months ago
what.

Colnor5649 years ago
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ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
Considering that Ellen Page is gay, this would never happen for me.

hyperdog169 years ago
Who is Ellen page

katelindt8 years ago
Well I'm a girl and I don't swing that way. So umm no.

ssanoobab9 years ago
I'm not fucking ellen

Nimrodthelesser3 years ago
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oldnotweak10 years ago
that funny little lesbian? lol

kaka344839 years ago
Who is she

Alexander Donald12 years ago
I don't find her that attractive.

DumbName9 years ago
who the hell is? ellen page

Annawesome7 years ago
Upside is? I'm a-sexual lol

Mr Fattyosuarus9 years ago
who is she

AngelCake9 years ago
1. im not gay 2. whos ellen page?

Star_killer9 years ago
I would only fuck her as i hate everything but her body.

DEM Gaming 9 years ago
Yuck! she's weird who the hell is she wah wah awah :( :0

ambriz2028 years ago
Fuck yeah

Huzlip4 years ago
she just came out as a trans man

Dan11110 years ago
no! ellen page isint that hot and i love my family!

DestNightHunter9 years ago
OMFG ELLEN PAGE!!

midnightiscool959 years ago
UM.... IM A GIRL.

painslut9 years ago
So am I. Ellen is fucking hot tho... and a lesbian ,';)

Shar7 years ago
So she turned out a lesbian.

Tiilda Ekman12 years ago
Worth it

MexicanHobo6 months ago
They don't like me anyways, HA! I got the upper hand on you

FunnehFox9 years ago
I'm straight...so ya know..

CrazyFangirlHippy8 years ago
Yall creppy

LupusAlatus8 years ago
This one is sexist. Do they not realize that there are female characters?!?

Annawesome7 years ago
+EvaBear jeez first off not all woman are lesbian, get out of your fanfic world where every girl is, AND not all men are straight so neither of you are right this one is targeted though I am a-sexual and I'm not offended BUT this is a little sexist for saying that about Ellen Page
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momolito01249 years ago
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Caribou3 years ago
My this one has aged well.

davidgilliland389 years ago
Who the frick is ellen page?
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