Will You Press The Button?

Any plant you touch will grow rapidly automatically

but

If you ever swallow a seed it will grow up from your stomach through your throat until you die from suffocation

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coolerdogpond1211 months ago

I ONLY EAT MEAT SO DOWNISIDE??????????????????

BOSs488 months ago

Real

Maharidlast year

The risk, with food that have seeds and seed transported in air or water, is too high.

Frosterboi34 years ago

Golden Experience!!

p13c3_0f_l4v44 years ago

ahh, a man of culture i see

kindertak4 years ago

So my mom wasnt joking???

YourAverageDesk3 years ago

Uhh no strawberries for the rest of eternity I guess

AceFurryTrash3 years ago

I will be the foremost expert on the definition of both seeds and fruit

MrStarLight4 years ago

Finally, a thing that could help the world, I wont eat any seeds anyway, im a carnivore

Suction-cup-man4 years ago

Fuck ending world hunger

Destructer2464 years ago

Grow weed fast

Freddys_superstar3 years ago

so no fruits for me (im too lazy to get rid of the seeds, and im no rich guy who wants everyone to serve me)

ljzhgg3 months ago

为什么要吃种子

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meatloave3 months ago

i LOVE dry roasted pumpkin seeds as well as raw nuts ( mostly almonds, cashews and pistachios) they are fattening as fuck all though.

Ray0811last year

I think no one will press the bottom

geTash9 months ago

if i touch grass it will grow into my throat in the opposite way the downside describes

HeftyOnion2 years ago

just don't eat seeds

Shibbity3 months ago

so.... just don't eat natural fruits/vegetables. Only eat processed ones, without seeds.

SticSpaceFORwastelast year

Just don't eat any fruits or vegetables (or sunflower seeds), and you'll be fine

bungus27 months ago

nah i'm not into that

OhMyGodiNeedMorePeenlast year

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Bubungus27 days ago

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Astralpace12 months ago

so what, you're just gonna become the god of nature except if you eat like a strawberry or smth you die?

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena4 months ago

my favourite food is oat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TigerKingTundralast year

They say I have a green thumb, but no, I have a green esophagus. (Slowly starts choking on plant matter)

MoonHeart0354 years ago

So then... Just... Stay away from food with seeds

SilverWolf1145144 days ago

I like eat watermelon

me245964 years ago

wh-whats the point???

Suction-cup-man4 years ago

No. I love watermelon and I would die from it

TigerKingTundralast year

Seedless watermelon exists. Watermelon is my favorite food.

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