You can live for as long as you desire
but
You lose your ability to speak.
I will not


Tyler Guthrie12 years ago
bad ass immortal assassin that never talks hell yea

MaxVANBOUWEL7 years ago
sadly you will never be bad ass
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Natanm18 years ago
Look if I can be an immortal badass that doesn't speak FUCK YEAH

WaldemarTysenko8 years ago
In Pokemon iI have Never Speak a Word! :D

Jazz Jennings12 years ago
that is why they invented sign language people

the_non-binary_pancakelast year
Sign language people?
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Trenton Hauptman12 years ago
0_0 Did... did you all fail to consider that you could still maybe write things down?

Tymberlejk8 years ago
Or bring text-to-speech everywhere?
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Julian Jaure12 years ago
Dudes, there are a lot of ways to express yourself without speaking. Are you fucking crazy?

JonCronin8 years ago
Like interpretive dance!

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago
i'll be mute it'll be fne

Carolina Herrera12 years ago
I'm learning ASL right now. Might be fun... will get rid of those random noises that spawn from my throat.

Anime Anime9 years ago
That happens to me ALL the tome

Jack_lele4 years ago
但我可以唱歌。漏洞。

Flippetyflop19 years ago
i am mute so that wouldn't affect me

TheDarkPants8 years ago
Naaah I wanna speak and who cares how long to live its good the way it is I dont want to live longer than my gurlfriend I would be sad much longer and I don't want her to be sad when I die earlier

TheBreadlessToast9 years ago
I can live with it

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Get a machine that speaks for you

Doflamingo9 years ago
snake eyes the immortal

ClawedWinter7 years ago
Upside?

melnbuckgames9 years ago
Write

xXtheoneplayerXx9 years ago
Mo Oo oo o o

ttddoogg7 years ago
i got this one twice already wtf

Bassclefdragons10 years ago
nah. for some strange reason, I think mortality's a thing for a reason.

beep8 years ago
good thing i know sign language...

AoNeko8 years ago
I'll sing

Darkharp18210 years ago
I can just write on a white-board. XD No downside.

Gizmo9 years ago
Do i get to choose when i die? If so, i pick tomorrow

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Immortal during the apocalypse, *gets paper after 50 years* so actually the reason I never talk is a button

djgaming5439 years ago
i willl talk

Celine Tan12 years ago
Just write out your words...?

sansandpapyrus5559 years ago
sign language bruh.

Nevermindme_135 years ago
Oh, there"s this new thing it"s called texting

J. A. K. Jak9 years ago
Can't you just sing all your life or is that a form of speech?

MankDemes568 years ago
Assassin that never speaks a word to his victims and can never be stopped. IMAGINE A VICTIM ASKING WHY AND YOU WRITING ON A POST-IT NOTE "Because i"m immortal :D" AND KILLING THEM XDDDD

Thundia 9 years ago
Sing or yell or whisper or change your name to Frisk :p

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
..why am i reminded of mario odyssey because of this? y"know, because mario never actually talks and has been alive for a while--

Ahmed musa 9 years ago
I will write every time I want to talk

hlp6548 years ago
I can write and text soo

ComicSams10 years ago
Words fail me anyways. I'm a man of the visual medium. Pictionary will tell my speeches.

ECGaming959 years ago
Writing

Manza1239 years ago
Doesn't say for how long, I win... Besides millions of years from now.... Actually likely sooner, speaking will be obsolete

JulioLarson8 years ago
No one talks to me anyway, I don't see I need for. Uses of a voice

holb99579 years ago
sing

MouseGirl3 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

Dead_Catz9 years ago
Why lives forever yes?

ThomasOstrander8 years ago
What"s the point in speech if I immediately die?

Tijade Reynolds12 years ago
Do the Stephen Hawkings, get a robotic voice, being mute has been a thing forever, even a simple pen(cil) and pad will do.

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
There is such thing as sign language

sr.matanza9 years ago
como lo pongo en español?

C1M1P6E028 years ago
I can still communicate i just can't speak

SupersayanjinGoku9 years ago
I can talk to people with my mind......

50dimensions8 years ago
text to speech exists

mattyboygaming9 years ago
There is no point to life then like think about it everyone in ur family would be dead and it would be completely pointless

GuyCalledTy7 years ago
Make your own language
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