So what. I'll just chill with my dragon friends and have a blast. And then when people ask me why the fuck I have a dragon instead of xyz discoverer of the dragons I'll just tell them that he's a little pussy ass bitch and that the dragons decided I was be...[Show full comment]
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
I don't give a sh!t, I got a pet dragon and that's all I'm happy about.
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potatocrispz9 years ago
like mr crocker FAIRY GOD PARENTZ
DarriDJ8 years ago
Ya Kevin Crocker is now a fairy hunter
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Laura Warthman12 years ago
Why would I bother to tell anyone about Fairys and Unicorns I have discovered?
Probably shouldn't tell anyone about the Time Lords anyway ...
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NordPatoch11 months ago
Yay ! I might get to see a unicorn !
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iddads9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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PugCraft7 years ago
bitch Please. i would like to keep my fucking unicorn a secret
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that random girl10 years ago
Do you really think I would tell anyone that i discovered a mythological creature cause I wouldn't. They would just be hunted down
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dalarkishere8 years ago
Feels like Tesla's ideas...
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melsie18 years ago
i dont want to take credit because then everyone would ask me things and then your never alone and you cant take anything or anyone serious any more
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Good God A Bear11 years ago
Implying I wanted any
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can you please tell me something! 9 years ago
I discovered a penis!
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Tammy_Alleelast year
I guess it's as long as you're the first one to discover it?
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GGuy123459 years ago
I'll prove them I did because I shall RELEASE THE KRAKEN, jk, I'm going to sic my pet dragon on them
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stride13139 years ago
Doesn't matter, I have a pet Dragon.
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R_L_N4 years ago
Find genie, get infinite wishes, win life
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Charlie-Anne 9 years ago
Just keep it to yourself
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CptnAceHrkns8 years ago
won't tell anyone I discovered it then fucking obvious
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Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago
Well that kinda sux
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Mixmaster7 years ago
I discover Monstergirls! People pay me where to find them, I get rich, other people get their dreams come true. I am talking to you, everyone who has read Monster Musume.
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Kohaku449 years ago
That won't stop me from riding the back of a dragon into ISIS territory.
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LookingForward8 years ago
I WOULD EFFING LOVE IT IF ANYONE DISCOVERED MYTHICAL CREATURES, IF ONLY TO UNDERSTAND THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT, WHO CARES IF I GET THE CREDIT??
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3arakhe10 years ago
It doesn't says that I can't choose who gets the credit
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MutantRainbow9 years ago
I just want to see a unicorn.
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Reinbewlast year
Assuming that no one will get credit, there isn't any downside, really. I'll just look back at my achievement and be proud of myself.
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DaPenguin9 years ago
Then I could force them to give me credit. If not, BANK ROBBERY!!!!! And rob their bank cause the rich ppl has the money so they could own banks and store all dem moneyz.
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ShyRasan1237 years ago
You can get a free portal gun!!!!
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Grim200699 years ago
Why would I need credit if I discovered a Phoenix? It is fine if they don't care...xD
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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
I"d rather become one than discover one
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Orbit shock9 years ago
Can be a creature to make it your own use no Credit relly needit
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Kyle Freeman12 years ago
i wouldnt tell anyone humans would probley make it go extinct if i told them
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