i don't want to be a pirate unless i am A SPACE PIRATE
Plucifer8 years ago
Hey, Samus! We have a space pirate for you!!
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Marie Horton12 years ago
So I'm Jack Sparrow?
cybro9744 years ago
You know his name is Captain Jack Sparrow he inherited the Black Pearl from his captain he also inherited the compass and then use that compass to sail right into a cave but at the last second turned so the people behind it would sail into it and then get cursed forever.
captain buis is t hard anyways.btw im famous and stay for ever cuz im popualer
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Cormac Beirne9 years ago
Admiralty, here I come!
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Kitty0078 years ago
Who wants responsibility anyway
I'll just have the adventure and mermaids
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My Random Corner9 years ago
So what Being Captain is overrated not to mention doesn't say you cant pick the captain and he or she be your puppet... god I sound like a control freak there..
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Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson12 years ago
Spartcus was only a gladiator....
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Darth Derp9 years ago
Black Beards still a badass.
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
I'm sure there"s some pirates like that in One Piece.
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emily.dot9 years ago
I'm jack sparrow
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JetPlays7 years ago
I don't wanna be a pirate
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
So I become Jack sparrows sidekick in the movie and get laid by a brittish hot women. I fudging in.
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QuessRFT9 years ago
So, whatever, It depends if I'm hated though
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dragonrider28929 years ago
i might die
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Clayton10 years ago
I'd like it. While the captain has a lot of power, they also have a lot of responsibility.
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TheDarkendLight8 years ago
So I'm a one man army? C- Cool, I guess...
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MrDoobles3 years ago
Become Zoro.
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Wyatt1enslow8 years ago
I'm the person in the Martian, SPACE PIRATE
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AliceDemera9 years ago
MOST FAMOUS PIRATE LIKE JACK SPARROW OR FOXY THE FOX (Fnaf) POOOW
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syvestian9 years ago
being a pirate sucks.
The Howling Wolf9 years ago
U know,real pirates fuck and rape and rob money and other fun-for-you- shit like that are you sure?
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Kittycatmax069 years ago
So no!
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Ltheawesome7 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate
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Davies17049 years ago
I would still be bad ass though 😎
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Whocares3518 years ago
But can I be admiral
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Banirella9 years ago
Well,Idon't really wanna be a pirate, so...
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Kayla Morgan Potter12 years ago
first mate is fine with me!!
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Ihatepinksfan8 years ago
Jack Sparrow!!! *presses tge button* *start to hiccup from how drunk he is*
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totallysans9 years ago
Not a pir8 cuz I'm just a gamer
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The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
Fuck pirates
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Swasrules9 years ago
Zoro
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AmericaShreave6 years ago
I'll just be Elizabeth Swan and be King instead
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Crystal_Iceheart7 years ago
I'm harlock space pirate now ;)
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coconut167289 years ago
dont like being a leader anyway
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lililion9 years ago
Why would I be a pirate anyways? Pirates are evil they are terroists
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Edrikka10 years ago
HECK YEAH IMA WORK WITH PIRATE IGGY!
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AliceDemera9 years ago
Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free
YOU ARE A PIRATE~
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Jared Minecel12 years ago
How cares if your captain if you are famous?
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AprilNaCl7 years ago
*ocean officer voice* sir, we are under attack by the admiral!
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Headshot42549 years ago
be a solo pirate. gg
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Aidantheman139 years ago
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Raven13239 years ago
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