i don't want to be a pirate unless i am A SPACE PIRATE
Plucifer8 years ago
Hey, Samus! We have a space pirate for you!!
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Marie Horton12 years ago
So I'm Jack Sparrow?
cybro9744 years ago
You know his name is Captain Jack Sparrow he inherited the Black Pearl from his captain he also inherited the compass and then use that compass to sail right into a cave but at the last second turned so the people behind it would sail into it and then get cursed forever.
Why would I be a pirate anyways? Pirates are evil they are terroists
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Edrikka10 years ago
HECK YEAH IMA WORK WITH PIRATE IGGY!
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Jared Minecel12 years ago
How cares if your captain if you are famous?
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AliceDemera9 years ago
Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free
YOU ARE A PIRATE~
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AprilNaCl7 years ago
*ocean officer voice* sir, we are under attack by the admiral!
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Aidantheman139 years ago
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Raven13239 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]
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AdInfinitum8 years ago
Upside?
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Headshot42549 years ago
be a solo pirate. gg
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Caloura Virginia Belinot Neymarzete12 years ago
I want fame and money
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SewerRatt8 years ago
Why be captain when you can be King?
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Vrael9 years ago
become admiral of the fleet
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meta mama9 years ago
Arrrr
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Tickytickytango4 years ago
I"d prefer it if people didn't know I was a criminal.
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Samsonite999 years ago
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Raven13239 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]
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UltimateDoge7 years ago
Pirates are a democratic society
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Roaryboy9 years ago
So I become Mr. Gibbs?
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BloodyMoron9 years ago
But nobody said that i cannot be pirat general!
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itsbessey10 years ago
I'm still a badass pirate tho
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Firetyper 9 years ago
Nah I wouldn't risk my life in a life of crime if I wasn't the boss. Go big or go home!
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Robert Moses Hastings12 years ago
Rogue pirate for hire!
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spidi222457837 years ago
why does so many people want to be a pirate anyway?
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I pressed the button;Assassin's Creed IV;Black Flag has kind fucked with my head
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Zoe Hines9 years ago
I dont care!
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WBGrock9 years ago
The captain allways gets hanged anyway. they uasually let to crew off with prison time.
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Aurora magi9 years ago
loophole, i work alone. take that obama!!!
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago
wHO SAID I WANTED TO BECOME CAPTAIN???? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *crying on the inside*
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CaptainPervert11 years ago
Man that is like the worst thing ever, I couldn't lose my rank as a captain.
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Stealthfang2708 years ago
Sonar sweep confirms no downside
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Be a space pirate. I could just go all Vriska in this shit and be like - YEAAAAAAAAA Sollux and karkat are my righthand men and I could rule
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Kazue9 years ago
Underrated pirate
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xXToxicJayXx9 years ago
Woo yeah
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JackBobHelpME3 years ago
Im Luffy
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PhineasJamesVinci9 years ago
Jack Sparrow basically lol :)
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Evan_Smith897 years ago
Why would you want to be a pirate?
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
SCREW IT!!!! FOXY WILL BE THA CAPTAIN!!!!
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I Like Music9 years ago
But Pirates are dumb.
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21st Century Caveman9 years ago
Woo! I'd work with my great(followed by many more greats) grandpa black beard!
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