i don't want to be a pirate unless i am A SPACE PIRATE
Plucifer10 years ago
Hey, Samus! We have a space pirate for you!!
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Marie Horton13 years ago
So I'm Jack Sparrow?
cybro9745 years ago
You know his name is Captain Jack Sparrow he inherited the Black Pearl from his captain he also inherited the compass and then use that compass to sail right into a cave but at the last second turned so the people behind it would sail into it and then get cursed forever.
It sucks to be a pirate for many reasons:
1. Lots of disease
2. Horrible living conditions/ horrible food
3.There weren't that many epic pirate battles!
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Scrouldrer11 years ago
Why is
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fallonforpresident11 years ago
Will Turner.
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NotMedicine12 years ago
I don't want to be no stinking, smelly pirate anyway.
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uncleltr10 years ago
I will be the most famous pirate at a computer. *wink wink*
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infected_fox5 years ago
Im "god usop"?
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WillYouSuckTheButton?.com11 years ago
Hey If you a pirate , actually you are the captain of your ship...
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Snowy The Dragon11 years ago
Do I get a cockatoo instead of a parrot? If not no deal.
WildKatGirl10 years ago
Cockatoos are parrots.
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Kittycatmax0611 years ago
I don,t like pirates.
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LannahMation9 years ago
Luffy....just....Luffy
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z3p0pig11 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate
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12345qwer9 years ago
captain buis is t hard anyways.btw im famous and stay for ever cuz im popualer
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Cormac Beirne11 years ago
Admiralty, here I come!
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Kitty00710 years ago
Who wants responsibility anyway
I'll just have the adventure and mermaids
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My Random Corner11 years ago
So what Being Captain is overrated not to mention doesn't say you cant pick the captain and he or she be your puppet... god I sound like a control freak there..
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Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson13 years ago
Spartcus was only a gladiator....
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Darth Derp11 years ago
Black Beards still a badass.
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
I'm sure there"s some pirates like that in One Piece.
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emily.dot10 years ago
I'm jack sparrow
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JetPlays9 years ago
I don't wanna be a pirate
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Star Wars fan 2411 years ago
So I become Jack sparrows sidekick in the movie and get laid by a brittish hot women. I fudging in.
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QuessRFT11 years ago
So, whatever, It depends if I'm hated though
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dragonrider289211 years ago
i might die
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Clayton12 years ago
I'd like it. While the captain has a lot of power, they also have a lot of responsibility.
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TheDarkendLight10 years ago
So I'm a one man army? C- Cool, I guess...
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MrDoobles4 years ago
Become Zoro.
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Wyatt1enslow10 years ago
I'm the person in the Martian, SPACE PIRATE
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AliceDemera11 years ago
MOST FAMOUS PIRATE LIKE JACK SPARROW OR FOXY THE FOX (Fnaf) POOOW
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syvestian11 years ago
being a pirate sucks.
The Howling Wolf10 years ago
U know,real pirates fuck and rape and rob money and other fun-for-you- shit like that are you sure?
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Kittycatmax0611 years ago
So no!
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Ltheawesome8 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate
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Banirella11 years ago
Well,Idon't really wanna be a pirate, so...
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Davies170411 years ago
I would still be bad ass though 😎
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Whocares3519 years ago
But can I be admiral
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Kayla Morgan Potter13 years ago
first mate is fine with me!!
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Ihatepinksfan10 years ago
Jack Sparrow!!! *presses tge button* *start to hiccup from how drunk he is*
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