You are a super human immune to disease and can regrow limbs
but
You are the most disgusting looking thing on the face of the earth
I will not


SomeoneRandom9 years ago
Regrow a better looking face then, no?

smiller23957 years ago
A head counts as a limb, but not a face. Do you mean that instead?
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Derkaderk8 years ago
Im already the most discusting thing on the face of the earth so NO DOWNSIDE 4 ME!

grilledhedgehog12 years ago
same hehehehhhehhehehheehehehehehehhehehheheehheheheheheehhheeheheheheheheehehheheeheheheeheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehhheheeeehe
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Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
dead pool much he is super fugly but can regenerate anything

Peridots boobs9 years ago
But he looks like a @$#%
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BjarneOlofsen8 years ago
F*ck yhea ima be deadpool

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yes

Shelbywagner1238 years ago
The outside doesn't matter to me if someone only likes my face I don't need them

jinbop fan9 years ago
Plastic surgery

AzayGaming9 years ago
Or take a mask

AlexForslund7 years ago
Just do a face surgery to get a new face. Btw the head is not a Linn so don."t trycker to vit it of an think it Will grow a new face

Ray the Kid7 years ago
lets make a few things clear 1. your not deadpool and you will still die you just never have life without arms and such things 2. have some faith you cant be all ugly. Speak to some people. 3. you cant regrow something to be beautyfull or did it help again...[Show full comment]

666DevilDoge6668 years ago
JUST WEAR MASK

EssyEks8 years ago
COSTUME DESIGN TIME!!

shaquisha8 years ago
I"LL BE ACCEPTED IN OTHER PLANTS. I"M SUPER HUMAN, I CAN TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE! HERE I COME, MARSHIANS!

Ray the Kid7 years ago
and then he got attached to rocket and got blown off into space. It was only midflight until he realized his own stupidity that he 1. had no idea where to go and 2. he was only able to resist disease and can regrow limbs. He learned the hard way that he wasnt as close to immortal as he though.

goldenbutterguy10 years ago
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kitsunekid169 years ago
dumbass

Joshua Dunne12 years ago
Where's the "Go clinically insane"?

grilledhedgehog12 years ago
right here

Ale Barrios12 years ago
Deadpool pls....

jinbop fan9 years ago
I know
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On_Ko4 years ago
"I see this as an absolute win!" Ill get less ugly, And im almost immortal!

Al Bundy9 years ago
PLASTIC SURGERY YO!!!

sstuartniccals8 years ago
I already am the most disgusting looking thing on the face of the earth lmao

Realmadridcx1110 years ago
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kitsunekid169 years ago
dumbass

Knight_Earth9 years ago
Obviously deadpool

TheBrainMaster8 years ago
The earth does not have a face

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago
I don't care about the looks part. I wouldn't want people trying to kill me to figure me out 100%. No matter how much I donated, they'd likely still want to dissect me.

skippy and me9 years ago
Do you mean dead pool.

JFM5 years ago
Just get a mask and start killing bad people

Alpha1109 years ago
I'll be octodad?

Sebisten9 years ago
Lol go be like deadpool.

CoolCatPro7 years ago
Just wear a cool suit with it and call yourself a superhero

Ladi_deadpool10 years ago
Already am :(

skeeter8 years ago
so id be like that red fella in that movie, sounds good to me

Michael Scates12 years ago
Nospheratu?

ZippyDoggey8 years ago
I'm already the most disgusting looking thing on the face of the earth

shankninja10 years ago
there r some pretty ugly things...

McMufficus1739 years ago
Caan I just get surgery

logicalandrealistic3 years ago
Just wear a costume like Deadpool.

Isaac123456789109 years ago
Deadpool

ceering9910 years ago
Uhhh... I would be used for experiments or as a governmetn super weapon... so no

JBarankin9 years ago
Ugly? Couldn't I just keep regenerating until I look fine?

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
Deadpool

okigarcia20059 years ago
I am Predator

AdamTheAtom 8 years ago
Just wear a costume then.

tamashii9 years ago
are you sure that's not a monster?

MJ7777 years ago
The upside is not me but the downside is

bahamallama2009 years ago
You are assuming that I'm not already hideous

ArKade477 years ago
Wear spandex

SkyrisBactera10 years ago
$1,000,000,000 dollars of plastic surgery, and i'll be good!

TrollerXXL9 years ago
So I become a human? Already am one, downside negated.

RealAnonymousPantslast year
Decapitate me, I can grow a new head and look hot๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Finally, my crush will feel crushed

Thejusice9 years ago
There's no downside.. It said you can regrow limbs.. If you master it correctly you can grow different limbs.. Which means your head to..

Magical Cats9 years ago
Oml explanation of dead pool xD

Brooksc3864 years ago
The downside is normal

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