You will be the ruler of the earth and loved by everyone
but
You will have erectile dysfunction
I will not


ZYQ13322 months ago
我是女的这你不炸了吗

Laocao30 days ago
666

LoveTheBirdGirl8 years ago
Go team vagina

Washi-sama8 years ago
#SOOOOOOOOO much sex

Coaster7 years ago
@CoasterBot You are an awesome person. Lets remove all Vekoma Boomerangs while we are at it.
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Lenny_thefangirl8 years ago
Don't mind me. I'm just a little female....

Kemigarou8 years ago
Only a little, though. XD

Snake9187 years ago
If im the ruler i can use my money to find a cure........maybe?

Jean Has No Life9 years ago
I'm a woman so there is no downside

MilaToner8 years ago
go team vagina

sharia8 years ago
cmon why does everyone here assume we"re always straight men?

DaBestMind3 years ago
Ikr

spirit_of_fire7 years ago
Surprise bitch, women use this site

Vickkawaii147 years ago
TEAM VAGINA, GO!

MilaToner7 years ago
WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS.

Damian93037 years ago
But feminine men do.

jjkittyco7 years ago
well as an ace woman i think i can count myself lucky

Wizardmon7 years ago
*female laughter in the distance*

CatoBlack8 years ago
*asexual laugh in the distance*

3ogdy8 years ago
Fuck what people think. Fuck people. That can't happen with erectile dysfunction, so no.

Leo Alexandrov12 years ago
viagra BITCH!

Cybox1437 years ago
the person who made this is messed up
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SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
6 inches won't stick up oh well

DbExpress8 years ago
go to earth young earthling

Caitlin Folk12 years ago
I'm a woman so it doesnt matter lol

Trash_7 years ago
Same
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
Now, it"s time for our 5:00 worshiping of Pancake Satan!(springtrap)

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN

RappmanD8 years ago
VIAGRA is for men with an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION to get and keep an erection. Ruler and still can have sex! Win Win

pielover1019 years ago
I don't want to be a ruler, I couldn't measure up to my expectations.

Zoomergal8 years ago
I'm a woman. WIN- WIN BIIIIITCHES!

RLDBeastguy649 years ago
Nope.

Oldiron_797 years ago
Vagrant bitches. Besides I'm old enough it"s probably not too many more years before I have such problems without ruling the world

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted bro

firebird8208 years ago
Just go to the Tennessee Men"s Clinic

Icepicker504 years ago
Only small kids that don't understand the word dysfunction or experience would say yes to this.

Weerwet9 years ago
Asexual victory. willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

Idosru7 years ago
I am the fucking ruler of earth so someone will come up with a cure for me

CarlaGunderson8 years ago
Yes, Leo.

Trachnurlast year
YOU FOOL I ALREADY HAVE IT

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
NOOOOOOO

DlolFace6 years ago
Heck no i already have micropenis

Dragborg8 years ago
I need this thing tho for... srudying

BeardedVultureGamer7 years ago
Caw

kirby72779 years ago
To creator of this: Make sure girls are affected too

GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I dont have that part so good

Schmucklehed5 months ago
i'll bottom

dedirake4 years ago
Lmao. Push or no push are almost 50-50. Erectile dysfunction surely such nightmre yah?

Timelypat8 years ago
Worth it.

djrock20049 years ago
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

RoseHedgehog7 years ago
Don’t have a dick

joaquin558 years ago
44% of this site thinks with their dick

Monkeygirl0578 years ago
Give cupcakes to everyone there"s practically no downside. Get your bff/spouse to help rule but you have to ensure their ideas are safe first.

Sarimaximus12 months ago
Time to finally get that pussy~

Derpss9 years ago
I don't give two Beeps

Qwerty15 years ago
Ok...?

CottenCandy16167 years ago
I’m a woman.

Sebisten9 years ago
I'm a female so.....Lol get rekt

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
The truth behind Sebastian.
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