Will You Press The Button?

bobtheperson 11 years ago

Washes hands. Kills 99â„… of germs. Shit

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Just what I thought

Lindsay Pitts 13 years ago

accidentally step on an ant... crap

Moina 4 years ago

Wait no, every superpower = immortality

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ThatOneWeeb 10 years ago

But if I had immortality, invulnerability, and regeneration I couldn't die there for making to consequence invalid.

gamandy last year

the downside is always stronger than the upside. but the power to resurrect would still work

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Takes apart legos. Crap.

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago

I'm not destroying houses I'm relocating them by turning them into wood and stone.

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

*bark bark*

Migdin1 9 years ago

Instant ressurection is a superpower

Marcusthehacker011 9 years ago

I can have the superpower to never die

Lykòfos 9 years ago

What about immortality and flight

saykosenpai28 10 years ago

Walks on the gound OH A LEAVE (dead)

P7 10 years ago

Immortality???

Joshey 10 years ago

isnt it a superpower to be immortal?

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

I didn't destroy the building, merely transformed it in such a way that it is no longer a viable option for humans.

Thunderbuddygamin 6 years ago

bee stings me. stinging kill bees. dammit

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Erik Torres 13 years ago

wouldn't you have the ability to never die, ever?

belle29 9 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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gvberg 10 years ago

I count immortality/not being able to die as a superpower. Combine that with flight and the ability to create a friend and/or pet that is immortal to keep you company and you are all set.

Jared Scarborough 13 years ago

I'll have the superpower of not being able to destroy anything or kill anything. moot point

Mikkel Werner Larsen 13 years ago

Am i the only one thinking that one of my powers would be returning from the dead.

Gillian Dee 13 years ago

Whats the point?

Tricky 10 years ago

Stopping time to finish that work you would otherwise hand in late, teleport so you are never late again and do some other perks to help your personal life

Miguel Hermano 13 years ago

but immortality is a power '-'

belle29 9 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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Codingmaster398 5 years ago

Well that"s kind of a shame...

The Terminator 11 years ago

well than whats the point of having superpowers if you cant kill or destroy anything.

Coco367 9 years ago

*touches fingers together* damn... I just killed millions of micro organisms...

bruhh80 10 years ago

Bruhh one problem can die do lel

Tonja Howard Jenkins 13 years ago

Too much pressure.

cinansnickem 10 years ago

Become a god. Remove the downside. Loopholes

Alanfra 8 years ago

Immortality is sickining?

Zafalron 11 years ago

Technically it is impossible to destroy something since matter can't be destroyed. You're just changing it into a different state

AnimeCrazy 11 years ago

Does virginity count? XD

ItzLego 11 years ago

LOL XD

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Make everyone on earth not be able to die because of you, you have all superpowers remember, pretty sure that counts.......

Donderpants 11 years ago

I'm assuming this means kill or destroy something directly with your powers.

Ultimatekewi32 10 years ago

*washes hands and kills germs"

_King_BOO_ 9 years ago

Crap I don't know if I pressed yes or no

CheetahNutella 12 years ago

what if you killed germs by washing your hands or what if you step on a bug?

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

Um . . . suddenly getting that power out of the blue would be very difficult. It's impossible to control any kind of power without practice. And with every superpower in the world, your body would overheat, causing you to collapse from a heart attack and d... [Show full comment]

RobertDominguez 8 years ago

You clearly don't know of Superman"s past. I mean, new superman only has a few. But old superman had so many powers. Even the power to reverse time by looking at something.

SOOODA 3 years ago

destroy deez nuts

Wyattman 11 years ago

There are no super powers in the real world

kingsy1000 10 years ago

power come back from dead and immortality now i'm safe forever

mrcheese 6 years ago

*breaks a toy * me: fuck

Steven Mecum 13 years ago

Of corse, because I'd have the power of resurrection, too.=D

TammyRuebel 8 years ago

Immortality is a power right?

M.r_Absol359 11 years ago

i'd rather stay alive to enjoy my superpowers, thank you very much. plus, the only superpower i'd ever use is based around transfiguring anything. so... no.

Nyxton 10 years ago

THATS POINTLESS

Zach082798 11 years ago

You could still "kill" things just conjure another being then have them kill

Lostboything 10 years ago

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