Will You Press The Button?

bobtheperson9 years ago

Washes hands. Kills 99â„… of germs. Shit

TrollerXXL9 years ago

Just what I thought

ThatOneWeeb9 years ago

But if I had immortality, invulnerability, and regeneration I couldn't die there for making to consequence invalid.

gamandy4 months ago

the downside is always stronger than the upside. but the power to resurrect would still work

jkmc12058 years ago

Takes apart legos. Crap.

Lindsay Pitts12 years ago

accidentally step on an ant... crap

Moina3 years ago

Wait no, every superpower = immortality

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Tazzy Pup10 years ago

I'm not destroying houses I'm relocating them by turning them into wood and stone.

BartekTomasik7 years ago

*bark bark*

Migdin17 years ago

Instant ressurection is a superpower

Marcusthehacker0118 years ago

I can have the superpower to never die

Lykòfos8 years ago

What about immortality and flight

saykosenpai288 years ago

Walks on the gound OH A LEAVE (dead)

P78 years ago

Immortality???

Joshey9 years ago

isnt it a superpower to be immortal?

Carolina Herrera12 years ago

I didn't destroy the building, merely transformed it in such a way that it is no longer a viable option for humans.

Thunderbuddygamin4 years ago

bee stings me. stinging kill bees. dammit

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Erik Torres12 years ago

wouldn't you have the ability to never die, ever?

belle297 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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gvberg9 years ago

I count immortality/not being able to die as a superpower. Combine that with flight and the ability to create a friend and/or pet that is immortal to keep you company and you are all set.

Mikkel Werner Larsen12 years ago

Am i the only one thinking that one of my powers would be returning from the dead.

Jared Scarborough12 years ago

I'll have the superpower of not being able to destroy anything or kill anything. moot point

Gillian Dee12 years ago

Whats the point?

Tricky9 years ago

Stopping time to finish that work you would otherwise hand in late, teleport so you are never late again and do some other perks to help your personal life

Miguel Hermano12 years ago

but immortality is a power '-'

belle297 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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Alittlecake9 years ago

Then I'd have the ability to be immortal. Loophole.

Toxictaco57 years ago

Don't kill anything

Piratewaffle4310 years ago

Omniscience and omnipotence means I don't HAVE to kill anything. I can just make it DISAPPEAR.

David dunn9 years ago

Just out shooting ome deer

CapButton8 years ago

So if i destroy dirt i die? Wat if thers a villain

sigma leader10 years ago

miley cyrus coming with me to hell when i die

Wolfslayer429 years ago

What is the point then, destroying stuff is fun.

Loops4life8 years ago

Destroy someone"s plot you die

sonicj019 years ago

step on a flower *suddenly dies*

Habatoot4 years ago

I would have immortality.. but even if that doesn't work I'll just have something like jarvis that can control time/space which would make me either 1.destroy anything and stay alive or 2.just reduce my power if i lost my mind and tried to kill someone. (2...[Show full comment]