I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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dankmemes1019 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!
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Lootaboksi8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?
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WoodStuff8 years ago
CAN, not must
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Tufty9 years ago
What would I even steal?
Dannybionic4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)
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Syber11 years ago
Doesn't say how long I get the nightmares. Could be a few then done
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Clptrap6 years ago
I’d steal from the rudest person in the world pay charitys with it
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Hunter Hollingsworth13 years ago
Soo I'm going to have nightmares in my new car?
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Floydy06Minecraft10 years ago
I WILL PROTECT DA LAW
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Harvey Evangelista13 years ago
I CAN HANDLE NIGHTMARES
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oka rotu fan10 years ago
I want master CHIEF tho
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streamsta9 years ago
TOO BAD I DON'T FUCKING DREAM/ GET NIGHTMARES
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Gif_last year
I just don't steal that much.
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Wheresmymuffin11 years ago
I DONT REMEMBER MY DREAMS HAHA MOTHER FUCKER
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Commendedcarp11 years ago
So. Robbing a bank and having nightmares about it.
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yeshasaccepted5 years ago
Wear healies
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LucianoVargas12 years ago
*is an insomniac* so i'm lucky then *smirks and cleans my nails with a knife*
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BigBang9 years ago
I would steal a giant diamond
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Fishy18298 years ago
Steal there cash and clothes
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Jakub Lokša13 years ago
PAYDAY 2 BITCH!
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rizza10 years ago
Last bunnen let me have fulcontrol of my dreams
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jetday11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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