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You are a master thief and can steal anything you want without getting caught
but
you will have horrible nightmares of everyone you steal from
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megamanrules123 11 years ago
i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

AFAN1987 2 months ago
OH my
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IamHot 11 years ago
I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane 9 years ago
Lol, same
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Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
Anything? steal an interdimensional portal and a genie lamp or smthn

Travis_801 11 years ago
I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nightmare inception I like it
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McNuggets Suck 11 years ago
Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot 10 years ago
Hahaha :)

Exotic-Butters 9 years ago
I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

_Blackout_ 4 years ago
Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D
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Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
i have horrible nightmares no matter what

EmilStvring 8 years ago
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi 8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff 8 years ago
CAN, not must

Tufty 9 years ago
What would I even steal?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
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JordanHernandez 10 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares

KaiTheCat 10 years ago
*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking 10 years ago
Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

SpiderNan 8 years ago
Steal people’s hearts

LittleG 9 years ago
YEAH! Bring on the night!

JamesFilms 9 years ago
There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders28 9 years ago
I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien 10 years ago
i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty 10 years ago
Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago
Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago
Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop 9 years ago
Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

Kamilla Erwin 13 years ago
Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted 5 years ago
Give them back bro
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The Nerdy Nerd 10 years ago
I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
OK

gbubs1 8 years ago
Wait... don't they need that?

TitaniaTheRam 11 years ago
I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Chase Wolfey Gray 13 years ago
Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
No dur.
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Bryan Rowland 13 years ago
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

Syber 11 years ago
Doesn't say how long I get the nightmares. Could be a few then done

Clptrap 6 years ago
I’d steal from the rudest person in the world pay charitys with it

Hunter Hollingsworth 13 years ago
Soo I'm going to have nightmares in my new car?

Floydy06Minecraft 10 years ago
I WILL PROTECT DA LAW

Harvey Evangelista 13 years ago
I CAN HANDLE NIGHTMARES

oka rotu fan 10 years ago
I want master CHIEF tho

streamsta 9 years ago
TOO BAD I DON'T FUCKING DREAM/ GET NIGHTMARES

Gif_ last year
I just don't steal that much.

Wheresmymuffin 11 years ago
I DONT REMEMBER MY DREAMS HAHA MOTHER FUCKER

Commendedcarp 11 years ago
So. Robbing a bank and having nightmares about it.

yeshasaccepted 5 years ago
Wear healies

LucianoVargas 12 years ago
*is an insomniac* so i'm lucky then *smirks and cleans my nails with a knife*

BigBang 9 years ago
I would steal a giant diamond

Fishy1829 8 years ago
Steal there cash and clothes

Jakub Lokša 13 years ago
PAYDAY 2 BITCH!

rizza 10 years ago
Last bunnen let me have fulcontrol of my dreams

jetday 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

StevenReaves 8 years ago
noppp

Mstrgmr6 2 years ago
easy, don't steal anything B)
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