Will You Press The Button?

Greyson_89 years ago

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU WOULD RATHER KILL KIDS THEN HELP THEM OUT OF WHAT THEY ARE IN!

TheShapesAndTheBeats4 years ago

I would help them

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TheFallenCrow 9 years ago

Hold on if I freeze time how will time know how long I've used it?

greaterfiend4 years ago

It says slow time not freeze it.

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Kidin9 years ago

There are four people who respond to this. 1: The guy who skips the question. 2: The guy who doesn't click the button. 3: The guy who clicks the button. 4: The people who immediately go to the comment section to, word for word, in all caps, will scream...[Show full comment]

Lonely Pizza 6 years ago

Mooood

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SuperButtonManTheFirst7 years ago

What if Africa runs out of kids?

meatloave11 days ago

Send out for more

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TheRedArmySniper9 years ago

Who needs Africa? Africa, a place of disease and poverty. I'd be ending the misery of those poor children!

Elizabeth_McCarthy4 years ago

And who needs you?

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Psycho3338 years ago

If time is frozen how can seconds even pass? The power itself prevents the downside therefor no death would occur.

Sauceboss473 years ago

If the power only follows the seconds that’s happening in slowed down time, then it’d kill more children. BUT, if it followed real life time (as in the time other people perceive) you’d prolly kill only a couple of children

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Insert_name_here9 years ago

Every 1 second past a kid in Africa dies

I_l1k3_c4ke7 years ago

Everyone move out of Africa

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

No more over population so I see this as an absolute win

BobFaceASDF8 years ago

It"s an ability. You don't have to use it.

Yukitai4 years ago

We also don't know what triggers it. For all you know, it"s burp/fart-triggered, which would suck.

mrsmcfrick8 years ago

Population control!

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Yes

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Vixa7 years ago

At least they will be in a better place then lol

RainbowKittenLPS8 years ago

What if Africa explodes and I need to slow time to escape it or something? They"d die anyway. (No clue how this would happen, unless nukes.)

Rexina7 years ago

Or If someone fartes

quickstirke8 years ago

Fuck TIME!! I"d rather help the kidz in Africa

Lillaro208 years ago

Truth is its not unlimited if all the kids die

TheMechoManiac9 years ago

Moon Man accepted....

Leadkronos 9 years ago

It would be great if the first second killed you

Leadkronos 9 years ago

That was a reply to Redarmysniper

Lokiii7 years ago

Freeze time and find a way to get the kids out of africa XD

a_random_lad7 years ago

genocide mode activated

Danatronic7 years ago

Eventually the downside is going to go away.

calebheff7 years ago

That would solve the problem of them starving

MichealKing8 years ago

Could just slow time so much that a second doesn't pass in the time to take to complete your task - then unslow time. This way no one dies...

RainbowKittenLPS8 years ago

And also you don't have to, so we aren't psychos. Just adding to our arsenal of odd abilities.

PokerfaceCat8 years ago

But time is slowed down. How do seconds even pass when the time is frozen?

Rexina7 years ago

Its not frozen its slowed down Like 60 secondes In slowed down time=1 seconde im real life

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

no time passes...

sans111i9 years ago

I murder people anyways so eh

Archer6348 years ago

They"re already in pain and going to die

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

While time is stopped remove all kids from Africa

pinki9 years ago

but what if you are an afracan clild

YaboiEggy6 years ago

This is a loophole because time doesn't pass when you use it meaning there are no seconds spent resulting in no child dying in africa.

Kimo00111 months ago

No, these farm tools are very valuable. - by a medieval farmer

_Ybiko_8 years ago

I would probably use this ability to kill anyways, a couple of dead children I don't know won't bother me XD I only need my loved ones €3€

JellevdAakster8 years ago

Every second two kids in Afrika die so it wouldnt really matter, though I voted no

Penny_Exists3 years ago

Tbh it’s hilarious how close it is

Zoltan FIsh9 years ago

Well eventually, I'd kill em all. I'm sorry to say.

Fluffington7 years ago

It dosent say when they die theycould die at 70 (3x the avrage African lifespan)

Marie-ant1et4 years ago

You can always just not use it

RiportLandwhale9 years ago

Release em from their misery

pingasbutton4 months ago

Whats the downside?

tomys5 years ago

Please, we are crazy, those poor Africans are already dead.

Yndigo9 years ago

Every SECOND YOU USE kills a child in africa. Technically time isnt even passing so technically a true second wont actually pass even if you are perceiving time passing while it is stopped. Loopholes ftw

Gakster2 years ago

Eventually, Africa will run out of children, and then there's no downside :)

Cheeseee7 years ago

But you have frozen time so no seconds pass so no Africans die

a_random_lad7 years ago

let the genocide begin

Skipy2point08 years ago

Humans are horrible

Maypaws4 years ago

Slow down time to the point that it comes to a near standstill, then you can use it to stop time and thus a second will never pass. Though, this would only be useful if we assume that the user of the ability still feels time normally when it is slowed for everyone else.

Woodsen8 years ago

I mean I don't =have= to use it..

Devilz5 years ago

The downside is the best part of pressing the button.

GHOSTDAGGER9 years ago

At least the kids arnt having shit lives anymore

CisHetShitlord7 years ago

Less ebola, so it"s perfect.

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