Will You Press The Button?

idabelle 11 years ago

What if I'm lesbian??? What if I'm bisexual??? What if I'm asexual??? HUH???

Whyvern 9 years ago

What if you"re narcissisexual?

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CallMEConvict 4 years ago

Fuck it, we ball.

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago

I'm asexual homoromantic. I'm lesbi=ish

Nicanor Alex Ramos 13 years ago

#ImGay

._.Z._. 3 years ago

#not my problem XD makes me a hoe bro.

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Akash 10 years ago

Jokes on you! I already am deaf!

Da_Foxy_Dragon 5 years ago

it gives you the ability to hear due to the fact that reverses your hearing ability, good job dude!

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LilacKs 9 years ago

First off, if someone loves/lusts after me is WAY less important than my hearing. Plus I’m bisexual girl and I tend to prefer girls more nowadays, so...

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME EVERYONE DOING THIS IS STRAIGHT??

bboy4of8 6 years ago

Fair trade I can learn sign language and I can fuck a girl around every corner

Craftingkiki 9 years ago

As a music lover and a gay person I would never press that button.

Etharian 10 years ago

Say I want to be able to hear someone say they love me. All of the worlds women doctors and scientists begin collaborating together to create a means of granting me hearing again. And it would likely be a working and safe means to grant me the ability to h... [Show full comment]

Jelle10Messi 7 years ago

Im already deaf so i dont care

hellcat57 8 years ago

IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hellcat57 8 years ago

So yeah press

Panifex 8 years ago

I love how redundant the downside is

Lzke 8 years ago

That"s what being deaf means, duh!

Rofl47 9 years ago

If it was blindness I"d be okay with it but WITHOUT MY MUSIC. OH NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT. >:(

T3R3Z1_PYROP3 9 years ago

1m 4c3 so..

microloisir 9 years ago

I want men to get the f away from me haha, never will press this

grene dae 9 years ago

.. the opposite gender can kiss my ass im a lesbian

DannySarje 9 years ago

As a lesbian, no

LTK 7 years ago

Same

MarkiplierSentMeHere 9 years ago

That means I don't have to hear their cringy flirting...but music s more important

ThisBloodyLion 10 years ago

nOBODY KNOWS IM A LESBIAN

ScorpionloverXx 332 11 years ago

Hello hearing aids!!!ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜†

Totyjoe 11 years ago

Hearing aids don't help if you're deaf

Sky Eevee Bae Ford 13 years ago

Music is essential

GabiGabskittwens 9 years ago

True dat

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Jacky Barakarth Varga 13 years ago

I'm rather single my whole life than never being able to hear music again.

Pineleaf 10 years ago

#MusicisLIFE

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago

I can live without sex, it's boring, painful, and pointless. But I can't live without music!

microloisir 9 years ago

you don't need to reproduce, it will only populate the world that is already full of poor people who can't give a decent life to new lives and keep reproducing

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Sofia Cobena 13 years ago

Sign Language!!!

VeteranKamikaze 10 years ago

The opposite gender already does lust for me and I can hear fine ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Gabumon 3 years ago

This could get really weird as it only states opposite gender and not the species...best of luck!

DreamCloudBeauty 11 years ago

So, if they say something super sweet to me, I wouldn't be able to hear it?!?! NO PRESSY!!

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

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plazmafighter 11 years ago

hearing aids

Adragon 10 years ago

I dunno, hearing is kinda important but you can fix deafness

Jess_Cyan 10 years ago

Solution: Hearing Aid

kay3093 12 years ago

I would not like to hear nothing ever again again

Warlord2080 10 years ago

Medical has grown advanced to the point of implementing a device in your ear to send audio so with this in mind the downside is broken.

Rawih 11 years ago

if you pressed this button wow you really need a girlfriend

Quadrotix 7 months ago

Gotta love how many of these assume heterosexuality

5sauceb 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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