You're able to travel anywhere in the universe, you know every location in your head, and are immortal.
but
You can only return to earth every christmas
I will not


235x0last year
"anywhere in this universe" i want anywhere in any universe from any universe. so i can research other universes.

LordMagicMann2 years ago
Just use alien technology to live on the moon, and receive news, entertainment, and the internet from Earth there.

Maharidlast year
I'll go around uninhabited planets so as the only living being on them i can set a christmas day for each day of the earth. After that i can go back and forth any day i want.

Fat Greta9 years ago
There's no downsides. I will hang out with my alien friends while humans kill earth

King_Skaarf9 years ago
i agree and im a god whale sooo i can destroy earth and probilly will when i find other intellegent life forms
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Timer.9 years ago
And so Santa was born.

Different-Aangle3 years ago
Seriously tho

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago
Leave a week before

Mindy Sakura12 years ago
Basically Doctor Who.

Jamets5 years ago
Yes
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silverbreeze8210 years ago
Go live with my little ponies. Never return to earth. Profit

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago
IM A UNICORN!!!!! (c:)>
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blobs949 years ago
I am considered a god at earth because I would tell people about my abilities and make everyday Christmas there there there we go.

Annoyalator9 years ago
I will give the French military force some cool alien weapons and technology from outer space for christmas to fight against ISIS

Comments7 years ago
Be immortal is not fun, its the worst

C7 years ago
Fuck earth I'm going to take control of a planet.

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
It says you can "return" to earth every christmas so if I won't leave I can be on earth as long as I want. So technically the downside exists only when you use the power and even then it lasts only until christmas. I think the decision is clear.

KlRlTO8 years ago
And you could still explore every planet in the mean time

AssHar8 years ago
But what if I want to teleport to somewhere on earth?

ItamarSend8 years ago
I will never go outside of earth so I can travel all around the world

abcx8 years ago
No one said how long you can stay on Earth.

Ekill_U8 years ago
I don't want to be immortal. That"s why I didn't press it

JordanBennett8 years ago
i don't wanna be immortal

Tamzin20078 years ago
I could travel to my house as my first opinion, then I am immortal and get to stay at home all day. It"s called a win win. :D

MR_BACON9 years ago
Just go the day or days before Christmas! Problem solved!

heh🌟steluță9 years ago
Who did want to know every location on this earth ?!

SirSchmidt9 years ago
I would just travel on earth.

Angel Lewis12 years ago
I get to invent time travel and multiverse travel so I can always fast forward to christmas

Rob Anybody9 years ago
Where did it say that?

Will Howard12 years ago
really? nobody commenting about doctor who?

Whatamidoing38 years ago
Thats a glitch tho
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Alexander Edwards12 years ago
I fail to see what's so special about immortality

Jose Pedro Garcia12 years ago
Downside?

Kerry Tabb12 years ago
depends if you could bring people with you... if you can't, it's a no

Thetriathigamer1544 years ago
Just teleport around the earth

Donderpants9 years ago
Immortality is not a good thing!

Jawn Boxy12 years ago
You can simply travel to an alternate dimension and visit Earth in that alternate dimension.

Shman237 years ago
Do you still get earth internet?

matrixzk9 years ago
assuming that universe is infinite, there MUST be another earth with exactly same people and exactly same me who travels only on christmas, so yep, i'll press it.

dion9 years ago
Immortality for free... I don't have to come back when I stay here.

1r510 years ago
Go to a perfect replica of earth with all your friends and family.

auditour39 years ago
you never said i had to return

thegreenrex9 years ago
Doctor who most of the time bruh 😒 so many references in this app

Flare Cipher10 years ago
AND THE FUCKING DOWN SIDE IS?! FUCK YEAH!

MeyerJo7 years ago
It doesnt say when you have to leave...

Aircatcher9 years ago
immortal with no oxygen

KatFelini10 months ago
it would be fun for a good amount of time, you would outlast earth, and would finish your exploration of the universe by well after the earth dies. You would eventually get bored in space, by your self. for all eternity. Have fun with your immortality. I will say no

cybersurfer9 years ago
Meh earth ain't great

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson12 years ago
One, the universe is empty and goddamn cold, hot, or just some other form of hell. Two, immortality really isn't that cool.

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago
Meant to press it

neverknown9 years ago
Immortality is the greatest curse of all.

hentaiprince8 years ago
what if i never leave earth and just go somewhere else on it?

Darkforces9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Phaelen Wheeler12 years ago
Looks like Santa pressed this button

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
Hev yeah bleached out tinners

IDK1019 years ago
Then you would die because there is no food in space.
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