Eat whatever you want without receiving any negative health benefits.
but
You lose your ability to speak verbally.
I will not

235x0 2 years ago
Could i eat things that don't exist? like a pill that gives me Inter-universe teleportation , Shape-shifting , Pearl manipulation , and Weak Telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls.

Puppy288 10 years ago
Sign language. I would do it.

freezy_ 5 months ago
Bro ,how about write?

A-Whovian 10 years ago
I know Morse already

iwillhalfpressthebutton 11 years ago
You could be Steven Hawking!

swag money 11 years ago
sorry ''thinking''
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Hiphop75 10 years ago
Ever hear of sign language?

NightStriker13 10 years ago
Sign language

PurpleQuaffle CL Panda 13 years ago
Don't forget the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!

mike6243 5 years ago
true
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DemonicalDragon 8 years ago
Sorry, no upside for me. I already am.

Jaasjaas 9 years ago
I dont know other people than me and i dont speak to myself sooo.....

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago
I pretty much never talk anyway

Lostman 9 years ago
I thought of the dumbest way around this Don't speak just talk Y do I come up with these things

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I DON'T CARE GIVE ME MY RAW COOKIE DOUGH

DanielKeough 9 years ago
Wait... that means i can speak because not speaking would be a negative health benefit

Signing-in-for-that-button 9 years ago
*cough* social media *cough*

Mikey_luke16 9 years ago
I know sign language so

Losechester1967 9 years ago
Sign language, BOOM!

Mea 9 years ago
Sign-language

JordanBennett 9 years ago
hey i'll develop telepathy because i'll eat radioactive material

ThisUsernameHasAlreadyBeenTakenARRRRGGGGHHHHHG 10 years ago
People barely even talk anymore. Adults use email and Facebook, teenagers use other social media and text each other.

RedTheFox 10 years ago
I"d just go Stephen Hawking with a speaker thing.

Ligeia Sawyer D'Artagnan 13 years ago
"negative benefits"

SimmeRocky 11 years ago
Yea only positive ones will occur. Lol

Matti Leijona 13 years ago
I prefer written communication anyway and I could learn sign language.

Lauren Armony Mithrarin 13 years ago
Speaking is overrated anyways!

TLM 10 years ago
i all ready donts dos that goods at me speeking well so u know :/

thomasouttosea 11 years ago
I can still sing. Screw it, Ill turn my life into a musical!

ethevillager 5 years ago
*Eats your floor*

InsectAngel 12 years ago
You can ALWAYS learn sign language ...

ninjadager 11 years ago
Wat does verbally mean

skulldriver101 11 years ago
it would be no difference all i do is text and eat

Ddfhy 7 years ago
You just lose the ability but not the ability to get it back

Nfs Jack 13 years ago
Imagine drinking hundreds of Red Bulls without your heart failing. :D

doggydoply45 11 years ago
google translate = type to talk

EriHIoChara 8 years ago
no one never hear me speak verbally clear at first I even tried or some just never understand me.

Underfell_ 10 years ago
You can always go back to school XD

7th Element 11 years ago
screw this!!

karolb2011 2 years ago
so what am i going to eat, poop or pee?, only upside is not getting poisoned which rarely is useful unless your like the president

alwayseating 11 years ago
Im fine w/ this

deadpool4life 11 years ago
The first one is already kind of true for me so I'm good

XenowReborn 5 years ago
Morse Code Body language Sign Language Written Language other forms of non verbal communication I have yet to learn about

The_pro_attacker 8 years ago
McDonald"s and everything I can think of here I come and they would feel bad for that I can't talk but you can talk because u have two boice boxes so it"s a win win

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
Somewhere, you see mute people laughing. Deaf people as well.

ShineR 11 years ago
I know sign language

brocksmeal 10 years ago
I could eat whatever I want and not get sick all right I will have 7 xxxl pizzas with mushrooms pepperoni and 8 12 packs of mtn. Dew please

gena138 11 years ago
Well, there is technology now that can speak for you...

emmaa 9 years ago
Yep i"m doing this ; D

AllastroS48 11 years ago
I know english and portugueses but i dont know body language so....

Bagotrash 4 years ago
SIGN LANGUAGE :D

Logan Pizza 12 years ago
I can always have a brain to code to text to speech thingy on my head.

Dragonfyre 7 years ago
Sign language duh

Andrew Gibson 13 years ago
I have a speech impediment.
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