Could i eat things that don't exist? like a pill that gives me Inter-universe teleportation , Shape-shifting , Pearl manipulation , and Weak Telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls.
I dont know other people than me and i dont speak to myself sooo.....
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Kirishima_Eijirou9 years ago
I pretty much never talk anyway
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Lostman9 years ago
I thought of the dumbest way around this
Don't speak just talk
Y do I come up with these things
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dankmemes1019 years ago
I DON'T CARE GIVE ME MY RAW COOKIE DOUGH
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DanielKeough9 years ago
Wait... that means i can speak because not speaking would be a negative health benefit
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Signing-in-for-that-button9 years ago
*cough* social media *cough*
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Mikey_luke169 years ago
I know sign language so
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Losechester19679 years ago
Sign language, BOOM!
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Mea9 years ago
Sign-language
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JordanBennett9 years ago
hey i'll develop telepathy because i'll eat radioactive material
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ThisUsernameHasAlreadyBeenTakenARRRRGGGGHHHHHG10 years ago
People barely even talk anymore. Adults use email and Facebook, teenagers use other social media and text each other.
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RedTheFox10 years ago
I"d just go Stephen Hawking with a speaker thing.
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Ligeia Sawyer D'Artagnan13 years ago
"negative benefits"
SimmeRocky11 years ago
Yea only positive ones will occur. Lol
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Matti Leijona13 years ago
I prefer written communication anyway and I could learn sign language.
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Lauren Armony Mithrarin13 years ago
Speaking is overrated anyways!
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TLM10 years ago
i all ready donts dos that goods at me speeking well so u know :/
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thomasouttosea11 years ago
I can still sing. Screw it, Ill turn my life into a musical!
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ethevillager5 years ago
*Eats your floor*
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InsectAngel12 years ago
You can ALWAYS learn sign language ...
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ninjadager11 years ago
Wat does verbally mean
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skulldriver10111 years ago
it would be no difference all i do is text and eat
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Ddfhy7 years ago
You just lose the ability but not the ability to get it back
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Nfs Jack13 years ago
Imagine drinking hundreds of Red Bulls without your heart failing. :D
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doggydoply4511 years ago
google translate = type to talk
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EriHIoChara8 years ago
no one never hear me speak verbally clear at first I even tried or some just never understand me.
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Underfell_10 years ago
You can always go back to school XD
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7th Element11 years ago
screw this!!
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karolb20112 years ago
so what am i going to eat, poop or pee?, only upside is not getting poisoned which rarely is useful unless your like the president
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alwayseating11 years ago
Im fine w/ this
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deadpool4life 11 years ago
The first one is already kind of true for me so I'm good
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XenowReborn5 years ago
Morse Code
Body language
Sign Language
Written Language
other forms of non verbal communication I have yet to learn about
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The_pro_attacker8 years ago
McDonald"s and everything I can think of here I come and they would feel bad for that I can't talk but you can talk because u have two boice boxes so it"s a win win
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Dark Necromancer 3010 years ago
Somewhere, you see mute people laughing. Deaf people as well.
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ShineR11 years ago
I know sign language
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brocksmeal 10 years ago
I could eat whatever I want and not get sick all right I will have 7 xxxl pizzas with mushrooms pepperoni and 8 12 packs of mtn. Dew please
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gena13811 years ago
Well, there is technology now that can speak for you...
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emmaa9 years ago
Yep i"m doing this ; D
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AllastroS4811 years ago
I know english and portugueses but i dont know body language so....
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Bagotrash4 years ago
SIGN LANGUAGE :D
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Logan Pizza12 years ago
I can always have a brain to code to text to speech thingy on my head.
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