Will You Press The Button?

PercyVader10 years ago

What if I join the police and kill criminals?

AnEht2 years ago

You'll soon be in jail for excessive force.

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iinocinocin8 years ago

Pretty rubbish if you work at an abortion clinic

JaxMan6 years ago

Holy shit i almost peed

steamwind10 years ago

Become a suicide helper in Switzerland, solved...

RaeanaHinckley7 years ago

no WTF?

Supatbone9 years ago

Plz make this a movie

KnifeandFork3 years ago

I third this

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karkat4139 years ago

what if i kill myself

CrazzyLaPaint8 years ago

He was only talking about age, I'm pretty sure you would die if you killed yourself, buuut your body wouldn't rot for how ever long you lived!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Add a mask and some deskising to that and I'm all good! Also I could just become a executor....

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

Become an executioner. Solved.

Nico_di_Angelo7 years ago

Die everyone die

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Vinceforpresident7 years ago

GIVE ME YOUR SOUL

writerfriend7 years ago

What if you kill yourself? What if you jump off of a building in front of everyone what would happen

RaeanaHinckley7 years ago

public lethal injection person. loophole.

Wonkyplaya8 years ago

But you never age? This question is messed up XD

Jfbm Williams12 years ago

So become a shinigami is what you are saying?

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

PhoenixBeatz, you are wrong. Light makes the deaths public, just not the fact that he's the killer

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Quentin Hope12 years ago

im just like, mum how old are you? heheheheh thats just sad

Markus Nilsson12 years ago

what is the point of living forever if you gonna be chased by police and have to sit in jail ur whole life?

Hadry9 years ago

It does not say to be inmortal, only KOT to ave and to live the number of years pf the persona you kill

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James Drury12 years ago

so its like In time where you steal the lives of people

TheMultimention8 years ago

Yep

ColoursTingedWithGrey9 years ago

woah this took a dark turn

Shirokuma10 years ago

Geez, this sounds like an anime xD

DoodlingDork7 years ago

Just kill 80 year old, I don’t wanna live forever man I just don’t wanna be crusty as shit

Stuart Bezanson12 years ago

*cough cough* war.

DJLPbutton2last year

I've never killed anybody. Loophole obtained.

wombatman10 years ago

Unplug already-dying elders.

Otaking8 years ago

I might want to come back to this button when I’m older

NotActuallyAPr0file9 years ago

What if I kill myself?

THEFlyingManiac8 years ago

?????

legendary power9 years ago

how cares I don't kill I don't die

23lindsaam4 years ago

If you worked in one of the human euthanization clinics or something (mostly for terminally ill people), then most of your clients would be pretty old and you could live like, forever.

FortunePayback10 years ago

Always wanted immortality. I think I can do that. Just gotta kill people in public. Doesn't say I gotta be conspicuous. A hidden bomb or poison and I'm good.

KHdude9 years ago

Sorry ants

Qwertyasdfzx7 years ago

Kill a lot of old and already dying people and you literally put people out of their misery and live longer. You"d basically be the reaper

jarveline71911 years ago

Well, off to the retirement homes

DotDot9 years ago

lets do it

Haydengg7 years ago

I see no downside

Kris :)9 years ago

I publicly kill people anyway

lolololxtrollxlololol10 years ago

If I get enough likes and phone numbers I will text every subscriber a copy of my profile pic.

FireWiz049 years ago

You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]