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be the worlds happiest man
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be in agonizing pain every second of your life
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rd_78299919 9 years ago
im a damn woman

123qwe123qwe 2 years ago
Me too
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AyeshaBrowne 9 years ago
But I'm a woman

kitsu 4 years ago
*trans flag slowly fades in*

JayBear 10 years ago
*face palms* why is this question so dumb

Omar Kanawati 13 years ago
I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-go 4 years ago
You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead
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Wuzzems 11 years ago
Masochism!

kade2004 10 years ago
i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

IJustDK 6 years ago
I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

ArKade47 10 years ago
OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn35 10 years ago
That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn35 10 years ago
Crack the whip!

Temnai 10 years ago
Already happy AF. Boom.

Erin Foss 13 years ago
"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake 9 years ago
Potter fans for the win
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Lootaboksi 8 years ago
Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS 9 years ago
I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

SaxophoneMan 9 years ago
How does that work

Markus Stein 13 years ago
Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

DucksAreTheBest 9 years ago
I do not want to be a man..

OPretzel 11 years ago
I'd be happy with the pain

mikkusaurus 10 years ago
*woman

madguy2550 11 years ago
but what if i like pain?

Nightkilla 10 years ago
ull just become numb eventually

CraftCat 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hoy I'm tem 11 years ago
Tem doesn't get it...

Nina is an ICE QUEEN 12 years ago
Jesus already makes me as happy as I need. I did not press the button.

chaoslord 11 years ago
So if yo:u l a girl., u wold.b a gu,y e

WeedCard 9 years ago
What if you are a woman

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CCthecat 10 years ago
Thats contradictory....

Aech 9 years ago
I'm a woman not a man

XxXPewdiepie69XxX 10 years ago
I dont know how you get pain and still be very happy

bluejay 11 years ago
"what does not kill you makes you stronger" also, this is pain killers were invented

gffffsdfdsfgdfgf 7 months ago
?

Unicorn111 11 years ago
I am a girl

WildKatGirl 11 years ago
So you would become a man.

DrittvennenEplet 9 years ago
Jokes on you! I don't want to be happy!

FireLordElmo 12 years ago
Wtf. Stupidest thing i've ever hearf.

NickeyTheCookie 10 years ago
I don't wanna be a man

BookwormGamerXoX 9 years ago
What if you don't want to be a man?

Ashley Bogan 13 years ago
It irks me how some of these are directly contradictory.

Fearful_dragon14 4 years ago
Sweet now I get happyness

Isa_me_bella 11 years ago
Why can't I be the world's happiest women goSH!

Beans6543 10 years ago
No,because I am a Girl/woman not a Boy/man. ):(

Tjersero 8 years ago
Do you want to be inzane?

werty 11 years ago
Just... how... would you be happy?

Dwc410 9 years ago
This one is stupid.

Thomas McCubbins 13 years ago
according to socrates you can't be the worlds happiest w.o being dead.

Loopholes4days 9 years ago
How does one be happy and have agonising pain every second

CCCM89 11 years ago
Sado-masichism ho! ^_^

GamerLucy8 10 years ago
Why would you be happy if you are in pain for the rest of your life! If you get rid of the pain, it"s just going to start again and if your at a friends house then their going to be like "You OK (Your name)?" and you will be like "Yeah. No pain here." Then... [Show full comment]

sapphiresword 11 years ago
Sorry I cant not a man

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 2 years ago
I wouldn't live with this, I'd explode from the forces of the universe pulling me in different directions

yetiisaduck 11 years ago
Does this mean I turn into a guy?
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