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be the worlds happiest man
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be in agonizing pain every second of your life
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rd_78299919 9 years ago
im a damn woman

123qwe123qwe 2 years ago
Me too
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AyeshaBrowne 9 years ago
But I'm a woman

kitsu 4 years ago
*trans flag slowly fades in*

JayBear 10 years ago
*face palms* why is this question so dumb

Omar Kanawati 13 years ago
I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-go 4 years ago
You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead
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Wuzzems 11 years ago
Masochism!

kade2004 10 years ago
i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

IJustDK 6 years ago
I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

ArKade47 10 years ago
OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn35 10 years ago
That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn35 10 years ago
Crack the whip!

Temnai 10 years ago
Already happy AF. Boom.

Erin Foss 13 years ago
"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake 9 years ago
Potter fans for the win
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Lootaboksi 8 years ago
Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS 8 years ago
I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

SaxophoneMan 9 years ago
How does that work

Markus Stein 13 years ago
Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

xXJJF4506Xx 10 years ago
IM A GIRL NOT A MAN

ProphetofRegret 7 years ago
So You basically become masochista? Nope I don't tnik i will

AceProdeJ 11 years ago
Am I a masochist?

ava_the_bear 9 years ago
Well I'm not a man, so...

Unicorn111 10 years ago
I am a girl

Benjiro 11 years ago
I like pain

CommentMaker1 9 years ago
I'm not a man so i can't be a happy man.If i press this button,that means i got pain for every second of my life.(But if i"m man(and i am NOT)how can i be the happiest man of the world if i have pain rest of my life?)

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
So you become a masochist?

abluedue 12 years ago
Nutted but she still sucking ftw.

IWinzBro 10 years ago
I must be soooo happy idc that Im in pain

huabie last year
become masochism?

Undyne is the best ever 11 years ago
........... BUT IM A GIRL

idle 10 years ago
that doesnt really fit

dittochu 5 years ago
i would be so happy i cant feel the pain O.O

ArmaanS190 11 years ago
Some people just want to watch themselves burn...

shvien 9 years ago
Doctor is it serious. Yes it"s the worst case of someone being a masochist ever.

GlutNy 8 years ago
Happiness is just a mask people wear as a lie to say that they have no worries. But deep down, they have regrets, so many damn regrets that they"ve made in their lives, that includes me and you people reading this comment (no, you did NOT just regret reading this)

Skyfall2221 8 years ago
That’s deep...

EV0787 11 years ago
i won't mind pain if im happy

DrNobody 9 years ago
Easy, get some pain relief medicine

BlackFox Arza Erastus 13 years ago
the catch is it turns you into a torture loving masochist

AubreyA ;)<3 10 years ago
Happy... i think not

phoebethelegend 10 years ago
I'm comfortable with my gender as a woman sooo

Isaac12345678910 10 years ago
I'm already the happiest man ever because I have the best girlfriend ever and I'm not in agonizing pain.

Nerdkind 9 years ago
Loophole. Being in pain wouldn't make you happy. If you were happy, you wouldn't be in pain

loophole_man27 11 years ago
I'm a masochist soooo...

Stringer 3 years ago
You basically become Stewie

Iwontpushit 11 years ago
You will get over your pain. While being happy about someone dying. Sorry I had to.

JohnPariah 12 years ago
but you're still happy...

FireStrider 10 years ago
So you get to be married?

StrahmDude 9 years ago
So if being in agonizing pain would make you sad, does this just make everyone in the world super sad?

StrahmDude 9 years ago
You won't necessarily be happy, just the happiest.

Bennett Silverstein 13 years ago
how can you be in pain and happy at the same time? its not possible...

unicornlover514 10 years ago
im not a man...

Erog 6 years ago
Then how are you the happiest man alive? Does everybody else become a woman? Makes it technically true and makes dating damn easy.

osmacar 10 years ago
who says i am not in agonizing pain?

WillStein 8 years ago
How would you be happy
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