Will You Press The Button?

$torm 10 years ago

I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDude 2 years ago

After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro

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anonimo1273 11 years ago

just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE 8 years ago

Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍

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SoullessPuppet 10 years ago

The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai 5 years ago

He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad 13 years ago

I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin1295 6 years ago

Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.

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Soaku 10 years ago

WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise 11 years ago

It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora 11 years ago

Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke 9 years ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

Cheri Li Van Zyl 13 years ago

murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool 6 years ago

I like it.....you are a devil

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JoeSteelsun 9 years ago

Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

surdegdencoole 9 years ago

why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian 11 years ago

Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten 13 years ago

If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat 9 years ago

It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

Hepatitis-J 7 years ago

So technically I would be able to go to Parts of space nobody"s gone before and bring someone with me once the government knows of my power. Yes, thank you very much.

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

GAG AND BLINDFOLD for certain moments

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

nah, i like the feeling of being cold and then walking into a warm room

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

I'd name him bob

spawny 11 years ago

damn stupid pricksrn who whine about i live on a hot place, don't need, comfortable temperature could get in both ways, damn stupid fuckfaces

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

this one is funny

lovesteakanda1 9 years ago

Well he would eventually die

Shotaboy 11 years ago

why does he have a space heater???

rc savage 10 years ago

*gets a gun*THE END

Ninja1234567891O 5 years ago

Alcohol

Mr.Rackles 11 years ago

I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

LaatDovahkiin 8 years ago

Ahh time for my assassination skills. I'm glad I play Assassin"s Creed quite a bit now

Totyjoe 11 years ago

So in total I have 4 feminists an overly attached Emma Watson and now an annoying space heater man following me around, this is fun

yuphelloitsme 9 years ago

Just like, how annoying? And in what way? If he"s just following me, not talking, it"s fine but if he"s like, actually talking? I'm not takiing the risk

Foooooooood! 11 years ago

But Wait, What if the Annoying man is Hot, and has a some what great personality?

Leafshade 12 years ago

I'll stand with my back facing traffic.

reludas 11 years ago

Fuck her run away ðŸ˜œ

Artzyy 11 years ago

This generation is messed up...

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meatloave last year

He follows no closer than 82,000 yards

meatloave last year

And when I'm standing at the south pole in Condition One weather wearing burmuda shorts , a tank top and flipflops with no socks , he will be freezing through and through while wishing like hell there was an outlet nearby for that stupid-ass space heater

Foxybohv 10 years ago

I can change "annoying man" to "lover" so easily if I chose

AneurysmCake 6 years ago

I feel like this is a reference to something but I have no idea and no one in the comments is saying anything

HowDareYou 10 years ago

Space heaters don't work without electricity, so that wouldn't bother me. As long as he would exit the room while I'm having sex or pooping it's all gravy!

StarTheVampire 11 years ago

Just lock him out, get him arrested, or kill him..

Toriel Dreemur 11 years ago

I will just fucking kill him

asunayuki13 11 years ago

Get a restraining order on him

250401m 11 years ago

You go to a high temperature and he'll hot so he stop following you

Ryn501 9 years ago

I live in Singapore and we never have winter or ay other seasons and I quite like the warmth here so no change for me

lewis0428 4 years ago

temperature was never a problem... "the cold never bothered me anyway"

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

YAY A SIDEKICK!!!

gezora the squid 11 years ago

Kill it with fire

Drewmazing 11 years ago

A space heat huh. The fuck is that

Mr.Rackles 11 years ago

I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

Contrsss 8 years ago

His name is George

Trizzyman14 12 years ago

If you're always at a comfortable temperature, then the guy doesn't affect you?

AlexTheFireLord 9 years ago

Just shoot him...

Mooawvez 11 years ago

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BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago

Just kamehameha him

Rowbot5million 2 months ago

i shoot him

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