Will You Press The Button?

$torm9 years ago

I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDude11 months ago

After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro

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SoullessPuppet8 years ago

The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai4 years ago

He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

anonimo127310 years ago

just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE7 years ago

Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍

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Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad12 years ago

I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin12954 years ago

Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.

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Soaku9 years ago

WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise9 years ago

It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora10 years ago

Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke8 years ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

JoeSteelsun7 years ago

Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

Cheri Li Van Zyl12 years ago

murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool5 years ago

I like it.....you are a devil

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surdegdencoole8 years ago

why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian9 years ago

Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten12 years ago

If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat7 years ago

It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

I wanna be a cow. Seems like an excellent way to maintain homeostasis more efficiently. And you don't have to be chased around!

Wild180DemonBear9 years ago

Im already comfortable at every temperature

wat789007 years ago

Why a man?

DementedMinor9 years ago

Yup that would be really funny in some situations or... HUMAN MEAT SHIELD!!!

Sigma10 years ago

*Kills him in secrecy*

shanechan9 years ago

ill kill him

Samsteel511 years ago

Funny.

BiggestMeat8 years ago

What"s the downside? Just kill the guy...

ErmJaxon10 months ago

What if I killed him?

MelanieCrybaby8 years ago

Being followed is a daily thing when you have siblings.....

Tinker Bell9 years ago

GAG AND BLINDFOLD for certain moments

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

nah, i like the feeling of being cold and then walking into a warm room

Hepatitis-J6 years ago

So technically I would be able to go to Parts of space nobody"s gone before and bring someone with me once the government knows of my power. Yes, thank you very much.

spawny10 years ago

damn stupid pricksrn who whine about i live on a hot place, don't need, comfortable temperature could get in both ways, damn stupid fuckfaces

Fierceclaws7 years ago

this one is funny

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

I'd name him bob

lovesteakanda18 years ago

Well he would eventually die

Shotaboy9 years ago

why does he have a space heater???

Ninja1234567891O3 years ago

Alcohol

rc savage9 years ago

*gets a gun*THE END

LaatDovahkiin7 years ago

Ahh time for my assassination skills. I'm glad I play Assassin"s Creed quite a bit now

Totyjoe9 years ago

So in total I have 4 feminists an overly attached Emma Watson and now an annoying space heater man following me around, this is fun

Mr.Rackles10 years ago

I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

Foooooooood!9 years ago

But Wait, What if the Annoying man is Hot, and has a some what great personality?

Leafshade11 years ago

I'll stand with my back facing traffic.

yuphelloitsme8 years ago

Just like, how annoying? And in what way? If he"s just following me, not talking, it"s fine but if he"s like, actually talking? I'm not takiing the risk

reludas9 years ago

Fuck her run away ðŸ˜œ

Artzyy9 years ago

This generation is messed up...

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Foxybohv8 years ago

I can change "annoying man" to "lover" so easily if I chose

AneurysmCake5 years ago

I feel like this is a reference to something but I have no idea and no one in the comments is saying anything

HowDareYou9 years ago

Space heaters don't work without electricity, so that wouldn't bother me. As long as he would exit the room while I'm having sex or pooping it's all gravy!