Will You Press The Button?

$torm9 years ago

I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDudelast year

After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro

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anonimo127310 years ago

just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE7 years ago

Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍

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SoullessPuppet8 years ago

The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai4 years ago

He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad12 years ago

I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin12954 years ago

Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.

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Soaku9 years ago

WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise10 years ago

It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora10 years ago

Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke8 years ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

Cheri Li Van Zyl12 years ago

murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool5 years ago

I like it.....you are a devil

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JoeSteelsun7 years ago

Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

surdegdencoole8 years ago

why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian10 years ago

Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten12 years ago

If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat7 years ago

It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

Pandaman_57 years ago

Arrest him for stocking you

tigerstar 9 years ago

Uhhhh

fitetoon10 years ago

I dont mind a bit of heat so sure

Artzyy9 years ago

If he's cute and hot... its no problem :D

Orangegal10 years ago

For people saying I live in a warm place. What if it is too warm. You would become cooler. It's not just of staying warm my gosh

RiderJarzen8 years ago

I spy a man with a space heater...... oh, found it

Monkeygirl0579 years ago

Become bffs with him and if he can make an infinite supply of heaters donate them to charity

MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago

But I would always be at a comfortable tempature? Would that mean this tempature thing isn't available during the summer? That's just wrong

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago

Kill him or something idk.

yesmann4 years ago

kill him,take it

Jinbunny10 years ago

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Pashipasha7 years ago

Sure why not. Does it works as a bodyguard and first aid provider too ?

DementedMinor9 years ago

Yeeeaaaahhhhhh....

SweetTea9 years ago

... So, the Adoring Fan from ES: Oblivion. F*** no.

west49cool511 years ago

I live in Canada, no need. I never ever get Hot so I'm pretty much always cool, in both ways. Hahaha but seriously it is awesome

harry10 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!

boniebonie2 years ago

I'm being stalked, and stalking is illegal

Bravenwolf0110 years ago

just kill him XD

N-rage7 years ago

I live in Texas no one owns heaters.

lukeskylicker9 years ago

Hypothermia anybody? Creepy guy following you everywhere? I prefer the former.

Xlark118 years ago

What if I have a headache??

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

Boyfriend gets jealous and kills him (I'm actually single... T^T Forever alone)

Burrito_Guy370210 years ago

1)Make him go to an enclosed room 2)Wait 10 minutes 3)Come back to see he died of a stroke

ajmem9 years ago

wHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

I wanna be a cow. Seems like an excellent way to maintain homeostasis more efficiently. And you don't have to be chased around!

Wild180DemonBear9 years ago

Im already comfortable at every temperature

DementedMinor9 years ago

Yup that would be really funny in some situations or... HUMAN MEAT SHIELD!!!

Sigma10 years ago

*Kills him in secrecy*

wat789007 years ago

Why a man?

Samsteel511 years ago

Funny.

BiggestMeat8 years ago

What"s the downside? Just kill the guy...

shanechan9 years ago

ill kill him

MelanieCrybaby9 years ago

Being followed is a daily thing when you have siblings.....

ErmJaxon11 months ago

What if I killed him?

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

nah, i like the feeling of being cold and then walking into a warm room

Hepatitis-J6 years ago

So technically I would be able to go to Parts of space nobody"s gone before and bring someone with me once the government knows of my power. Yes, thank you very much.

Tinker Bell9 years ago

GAG AND BLINDFOLD for certain moments

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