Will You Press The Button?

$torm 10 years ago

I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDude 2 years ago

After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro

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anonimo1273 11 years ago

just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE 8 years ago

Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍

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SoullessPuppet 10 years ago

The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai 5 years ago

He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad 13 years ago

I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin1295 6 years ago

Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.

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Soaku 10 years ago

WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise 11 years ago

It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora 11 years ago

Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke 9 years ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

Cheri Li Van Zyl 13 years ago

murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool 6 years ago

I like it.....you are a devil

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JoeSteelsun 9 years ago

Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

surdegdencoole 9 years ago

why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian 11 years ago

Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten 13 years ago

If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat 9 years ago

It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

Jyminaurus 11 years ago

If I was always at a comfortable temperature, I'm pretty sure Winter would never happen in my section of the world and it would always be like 73 Fahrenheit

Jared Scarborough 13 years ago

I live in Florida, no need

gezora the squid 11 years ago

Kill it with fire

Tacos5800 4 years ago

I just get into a airplane then they wont allow him because I stole all his money to get the flight

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

I need an air conditioner or swamp cooler not a freakin space heater, I love the cold

Pandaman_5 8 years ago

Arrest him for stocking you

tigerstar 11 years ago

Uhhhh

fitetoon 11 years ago

I dont mind a bit of heat so sure

Artzyy 11 years ago

If he's cute and hot... its no problem :D

Orangegal 11 years ago

For people saying I live in a warm place. What if it is too warm. You would become cooler. It's not just of staying warm my gosh

RiderJarzen 9 years ago

I spy a man with a space heater...... oh, found it

Lavalamp6870 last month

What if I shoot him?

Monkeygirl057 10 years ago

Become bffs with him and if he can make an infinite supply of heaters donate them to charity

MemeLordCthulhu 11 years ago

But I would always be at a comfortable tempature? Would that mean this tempature thing isn't available during the summer? That's just wrong

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Kill him or something idk.

yesmann 6 years ago

kill him,take it

Jinbunny 11 years ago

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