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be the most succesful of the world

but

die virgin

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Satoru_Gojolast month

Nah, I'd win

Arandomnerd2 years ago

I never lose.

Catowoo10 years ago

Bitch Asexuality wins.

TCR_2 years ago

We have won many times

nulily10 years ago

Well it's a good thing I'm asexual.

TCR_2 years ago

We have won again

TeddyBear10 years ago

I plan to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Trixie4 years ago

*all asexuals agree and laugh maniacally at non-asexuals*

Astro Dime11 years ago

My asexual laughter will ring throughout the land.

Saloni Singh12 years ago

No body dies a virgin, life fucks us all x'D

TCR_2 years ago

Legendary quote right here

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Matix7774 years ago

so where is the downside?

taylor999 years ago

*asexual laughter*

ninja0heaven10 years ago

Why is everything about sex? Sex is not most important.

mangocheeks5 years ago

Yes it is you ignorant fuck

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HeyNow10 years ago

i love questions like these, asexuals always prevail

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

I don't really care if I'm a virgin or not I'll be successful af.

pumpkinmaker 9 years ago

*laughs asexually*

Kirevaam10 years ago

Do people really care about sex that much?

BonkBoi5 years ago

I don’t see any downside here, My fate has only gotten better. *Sobs*

InfiniiJ5 years ago

well im not planning on getting a gf so idrc batch

Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodace7 years ago

Lmao I’m Ace suckers

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

MASTURBATION!

mangocheeks5 years ago

Wasn't like I was ever gonna get laid anyways *sob*

Buzzy8 years ago

I PLAN to die a virgin.

Eri8 years ago

Haven't been through it, don't care for it.

MastermindOfTrouble5 years ago

I am virgin. Thank fucking god.

Tecmag Diams12 years ago

*Asexual snickering*

Moina3 years ago

*maniacal laughter in aroace

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skulltown7 years ago

Saw this twice in a row. Is the world trying to tell me something?

somebODYONCTOLDME7 years ago

Not everybody wants to do the didly do. I just want snuggle and eat

dankmemes1018 years ago

I don't care about sex. It"s nasty AF.

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Asexual, so yeah. Infinite wealth here i come!

Moony_haze8 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here just laughing

Foxybohv9 years ago

Hadn't bill gates already pushed this button?

NHLic9 years ago

I've already fucked by my ex-friend. So it would great

MiceCrispie9 years ago

I'm asexual. XD

Tim Smith12 years ago

But, you cant give me back my virginity, can you?

MrCommonSense2 years ago

wanna add one to the count?

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Leena Olen12 years ago

No downside :D

greaterfiend4 years ago

Already not virgin.

loona dog10 years ago

What?...

Mannnerss8 years ago

Does oral count ?

LegendofZelda11 years ago

Artemis *heavy breathing*

therealMarine1016 years ago

So Elon Musk. Got it

BlazingKing10 years ago

You're not successful if you're a virgin

PotatoCat9 years ago

Be the most successful of the world? This had to written by a carrot

Ally_Kat9 years ago

Can't die a virgin if the virginity is already gone

Tayogalast year

Yeah, that's the plan.

PilotobeBR9 years ago

No i wanna have sex

USGC7 years ago

Already me

Renottared10 years ago

Paradox (Most succesful=Most succesful at everything(sex))

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Use grammar, please

Quantum Flux9 years ago

god no.. god no!

asda128 years ago

im not virgin bro

nathan0010 years ago

grammar

SilverShadow5258 years ago

If you want kids, then you could always adopt and even skip the first few years if you"d like.

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