Will You Press The Button?

angry_dragon 9 years ago

*asexuals laugh in the distance*

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

yes

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Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

None dies virgin, life fucks everyone.

Ochako 6 years ago

Except if you are asexual and / or aromantic

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dommy246 11 years ago

prob die virgin anyways so jokes on u push the button

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Well, sex isn't everything.

Neagu Vlad 13 years ago

1 "Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all" Kurt Cobain 2 HORES

ClassicRockYES 6 years ago

Kurt Cobain was a legend, R.I.P my friend

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OJTM6 9 years ago

Jokes on you. Now when im rich i can buy this website and remove the downside.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Why just wipe out the downside when you can shut down the site entirely? It"s not like it"s worth anything.

TeddyBear 10 years ago

I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

probably going to die a virgin anyway

GLSTEBB 9 years ago

😢

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thepotatotabber 11 years ago

Forever alone

Iris_Dragonstar 11 years ago

I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!

Destructer246 4 years ago

That"s not even true...

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Nonbinary_trash 8 years ago

*laughs asexually*

StormyAnne 9 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.

SamuelSarver 9 years ago

i have seen this question 5 times

Twilight 10 years ago

I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!

Twilight 10 years ago

But I will NEVER DIE!!

Moony_haze 10 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here laughing

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago

I don't need nobody but my books!

starstructive 10 years ago

My asexual self is fine with this

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

Fine with me.

StikFiggerGuy 10 years ago

That"s fine with me!

TheCreeper215 11 years ago

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Sean Ford 13 years ago

If I'm rich I can afford a prostitute.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Hey there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Manuel Alejandro Agudelo VelÃ¡squez 13 years ago

i am not a virgin so fuck it.

read 9 years ago

You can't die virgin if you already aren't a virgin.

Kevin Moubeche 13 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin ?

QuinnAnn 10 years ago

*Muffled Asexual laughter*

miwijkowo 5 months ago

It's not like I even want to have sex anyway, easy press

Acting Bites 11 years ago

Became.. That grammar

Slasher2403 11 years ago

Dude seriously yous aint gotta correct peoples grammar

caiuswyvern 5 years ago

if you"re not a virgin can you even press this one?

Peachparty 11 years ago

that's what masturbation is for!

underfellsans95 11 years ago

EAT MEH SHIT

Rue-Lynn-15 10 years ago

If virgin means you haven't done something,(most common use of term being sex), then you could be a virgin to drugs (crystal meth, weed, ect.) So... *slowly pushes button*