Will You Press The Button?

angry_dragon8 years ago

*asexuals laugh in the distance*

Verysmartpersom7 months ago

yes

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Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

None dies virgin, life fucks everyone.

Ochako4 years ago

Except if you are asexual and / or aromantic

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dommy2469 years ago

prob die virgin anyways so jokes on u push the button

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Well, sex isn't everything.

OJTM68 years ago

Jokes on you. Now when im rich i can buy this website and remove the downside.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Why just wipe out the downside when you can shut down the site entirely? It"s not like it"s worth anything.

Neagu Vlad12 years ago

1 "Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all" Kurt Cobain 2 HORES

ClassicRockYES4 years ago

Kurt Cobain was a legend, R.I.P my friend

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TeddyBear8 years ago

I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.

thepotatotabber9 years ago

Forever alone

Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago

I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!

Destructer2463 years ago

That"s not even true...

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Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

probably going to die a virgin anyway

GLSTEBB8 years ago

😢

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Nonbinary_trash7 years ago

*laughs asexually*

StormyAnne7 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.

SamuelSarver8 years ago

i have seen this question 5 times

Twilight8 years ago

I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!

Twilight8 years ago

But I will NEVER DIE!!

Moony_haze8 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here laughing

EzBeThatPotterChick8 years ago

I don't need nobody but my books!

starstructive8 years ago

My asexual self is fine with this

DerpyKitten8 years ago

Fine with me.

StikFiggerGuy8 years ago

That"s fine with me!

TheCreeper2159 years ago

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Manuel Alejandro Agudelo VelÃ¡squez12 years ago

i am not a virgin so fuck it.

read7 years ago

You can't die virgin if you already aren't a virgin.

Sean Ford12 years ago

If I'm rich I can afford a prostitute.

Z0m41e7 years ago

Hey there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Kevin Moubeche12 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin ?

TheFrozenLombax10 years ago

Well, too late to die a virgin, but I can dye a virgin :D Eh? No? OK.

Rue-Lynn-158 years ago

If virgin means you haven't done something,(most common use of term being sex), then you could be a virgin to drugs (crystal meth, weed, ect.) So... *slowly pushes button*

rollier9 years ago

Well can't you, you know....... Get rich by your self?

I_na7 years ago

boy

Miyuka9 years ago

That's the easiest button press in the world for an asexual.

whoami9 years ago

I'm asexual.

Mytjojolast year

*laughs asexually*

Zuul269 years ago

So a virgin dies, really work on you're grammar

Lena1213029 years ago

If u die a virgin u haven't because life fucked u in the ass

greatmindsince959 years ago

Lol I'll have a unlimited supply of klenixes bc I'm choking the chicken every night

DragonQueenz4 years ago

*ace snickering*

lukaszgier10 years ago

My anus will be safe for the rest of my life :D

CactusTree7 years ago

I'll never die fo" money

abby1495311 years ago

Of course I will because virgins never die

nieengel8 years ago

I want to die a virgin so only upsides for me. Also this protects you from getting raped

Star_killer9 years ago

Well im not a virgin so do i just become rich?

Hebe Dierckx9 years ago

hell no

mococospartan9 years ago

i dont mind but it is suck

Obi-Wan3 years ago

just becaus you die a virgin doesent mean you´llbe buried as one

GodDammitBilly9 years ago

What if you already have had sex?

A_disappointment15 years ago

still better than only dying virgin

*The Wasp*10 years ago

Im gunna live in my huge house with lots of little 3rd world babies then

Whyguy8 years ago

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