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You get the job of a lifetime.
but
You are stalked by a coworker the majority of your working day.
Next

xX_DankMemester_Xx 11 years ago
just FUCKING KILL THEMM (FilthyFrank reference)

ninjabot 5 years ago
Finally someone said it
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MissStormcloud 8 years ago
Maybe the stalker just wants a friend. Then down the line we become best friends, start dating, get married and adopt two kids.

Bumbury 9 years ago
Report the coworker

Jack Little 13 years ago
Job of a lifetime would only have awesome people working there...so best job ever AND a new friend? HELL YEAH

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 7 months ago
I was about to comment this!
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TheBanditCactus 9 years ago
I want my job to be a YouTuber :D It also means no stalkers :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Queen_of_Jade 8 years ago
not necessarily, YouTubers have been stalked before.

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago
In an anime the stalker would be a hot girl. So yeah

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
…or a stereotypical *REDACTED* protagonist. Are you sure you want that?

Neko Chan 13 years ago
>Job of lifetime = Father >Coworker = Wife No loss there

Shibbity 2 years ago
shes a minor
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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
get a job a the playboy house and hope the coworker stalking you is a girl!

Maddieblook 10 years ago
Even better. ;)
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Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago
Ask them to play the Mission Imposable the

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago
What coworker?

Memeber 10 years ago
they be female........ lennyface they will stalk me into the private place....

masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago
Um neutralize that bitch.

Mr.Man 11 years ago
if the job is a woman rather clega e = e

SuikaIbuki 9 years ago
But can you f*uck it

joaquin55 8 years ago
What if its a cute coworker tho ;)

KoolGal 11 years ago
NO! Go away YANDERE CHAN!

ProjectStormFury 10 years ago
Kill him.

SexFaceD 12 years ago
Downside? i dont see one! plus question, what if the job of a lifetime is a private investigator job?

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Youtube with $10000000000000 per hour!!!

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
T 55784757745577 u your can find it in the oven to
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Alaya 2 months ago
工作更重要一点

bluedolphin 11 years ago
What if the coworker was a man?? ∆∆

LlamaDrama 9 years ago
I’ll work from home 😛

Fluffle-is-Fluffy 8 years ago
They"d still stalk u, it would be worse if they stalked you at ur house

Blastez 10 years ago
Depends. What is the co-worker like?

randomdude54 4 years ago
stalk him/her back

gildedphoenix 11 years ago
Depends on person if my stalker is Koizumi then i'll pass

OnePunch 9 years ago
Can it be a hot co-worker?

Punk_Gurl94 6 years ago
My dream job is to become an artist or a zookeeper, so both of those I probably won't be working with ACTUAL people

rkorko 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Melite 9 years ago
I would do really creepy things and deny it if they ever report this.

RainbowKitty 10 years ago
Only the work hours though! ;)

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 10 years ago
Since it appears so much, Dr. Who.

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago
I'm a man. Not really a problem for me. rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walke... [Show full comment]

Ry45 8 years ago
Kill them

Mr. Stone 11 years ago
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Ilovemarvel 3 years ago
as an actor in the avengers, i would not mind being stalked by any of them

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
I BECOME A FAMOUS YOUTUBER?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS OMG FUCK YES

MegaDoge 9 years ago
With people thinking I'm 2 or 3 years older than I really am because of how,um,mature I look,no thank you!And I = a kid!I don't need no job yet!

Taibhse 12 years ago
Creepy

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
I want to design video games, and if someone stalked me, I would most likely shoot the son of a bitch

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago
You never said I couldn't kill them and hide the body :)

doyouwannasucc 10 years ago
hell yes

Aers 5 years ago
Make your stalker your friend than kill them

Eric's_Logic 11 years ago
I can just ignore the coworker

bridezilla 10 years ago
I would be my secretary :D

Derfel 8 years ago
What if it hasnt any coworkers?

The moment you realize... 11 years ago
Lol if you are a youtuber there wouldnt be a problem with thid.

KarmaticYT 9 years ago
I work in a single - worker business

TheKingofgames 11 years ago
Hmmm...What if my co-worker was Jim carry...Best stalker Ever! :D

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Might be annoying at first but no matter...

Sceptiledude 11 years ago
If i work by myself as a YouTuber?
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