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You get the job of a lifetime.

but

You are stalked by a coworker the majority of your working day.

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xX_DankMemester_Xx 11 years ago

just FUCKING KILL THEMM (FilthyFrank reference)

ninjabot 5 years ago

Finally someone said it

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MissStormcloud 8 years ago

Maybe the stalker just wants a friend. Then down the line we become best friends, start dating, get married and adopt two kids.

Bumbury 9 years ago

Report the coworker

Jack Little 13 years ago

Job of a lifetime would only have awesome people working there...so best job ever AND a new friend? HELL YEAH

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago

I was about to comment this!

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TheBanditCactus 9 years ago

I want my job to be a YouTuber :D It also means no stalkers :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Queen_of_Jade 8 years ago

not necessarily, YouTubers have been stalked before.

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago

In an anime the stalker would be a hot girl. So yeah

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

…or a stereotypical *REDACTED* protagonist. Are you sure you want that?

Neko Chan 13 years ago

>Job of lifetime = Father >Coworker = Wife No loss there

Shibbity 2 years ago

shes a minor

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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago

get a job a the playboy house and hope the coworker stalking you is a girl!

Maddieblook 10 years ago

Even better. ;)

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Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Ask them to play the Mission Imposable the

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago

What coworker?

Derfel 8 years ago

What if it hasnt any coworkers?

The moment you realize... 11 years ago

Lol if you are a youtuber there wouldnt be a problem with thid.

KarmaticYT 9 years ago

I work in a single - worker business

bridezilla 10 years ago

I would be my secretary :D

TheKingofgames 11 years ago

Hmmm...What if my co-worker was Jim carry...Best stalker Ever! :D

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Might be annoying at first but no matter...

Sceptiledude 11 years ago

If i work by myself as a YouTuber?

GottaPoint 10 years ago

Well,yeah! Just make them go away.Maybe watch something disgusting or tell your boss.

Reysuns 4 years ago

Who cares about being stalked. You can make a joke out of it. It’s not like you won’t know.

DrunkGuy 11 years ago

I'll tell him to stop stalking. But if he doesn't I'll call the police.

AyameNara 9 years ago

That coworker is most likely going to be my little sister

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

Video game tester. Don't care, play games for money :|

SmartiesCereal 6 years ago

I mean, a person who"s actually interested in me, hell yeah!

xboxfan997 11 years ago

how is being stalked bad?

AdenBinFarrukh 9 years ago

I get the job of a life time and a person looking after me most of the time. HELL YEAH.

Flowey the flour 10 years ago

you tube you don't technically work with people unless your like those people who do skits with others so yea I found a loophole

EpicGold999 9 years ago

There is no way this is going to happen 👎🏼👿😠😡😨😟😧😑😱!!!

H4L0F4N 10 years ago

Beat him up

Alex-the-Legovetti 8 years ago

Contact hr and if they don't stop they'll be fired or moved. Problem solved

SparklezQueen 11 years ago

what if you work alone in your house?

AAAAAAHHHH 3 years ago

a restraining order:

Hannah71915 11 years ago

Hell yeah to that!!!

Button-Boi 9 years ago

Working in the office so I’d probably get stalked by Dwight

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

I don't see the problem,i stalk my coworker back, and we become friends after that!

Scrubling27 10 years ago

F*** yeah. BFFs

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

I mean you could get a restraining order

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago

That's what Human Resources is for.

Star_ZRAL 10 years ago

Wait, here!!!!

DrDinkyWinky 5 years ago

Man, I wish someone would carred that much about me. :(

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

A boy, or a girl? It does make a difference

Chris Nagoya 10 years ago

how do u make ur comment 47 yrs old?

Candyfire 7 years ago

That is called a "intern" or "secretary"

Slicer9876 11 years ago

I'll just ignore him

Edi4816 9 years ago

Get a restraining order

Vegetto8701 8 years ago

Imma play "Somebody"s Watching Me" all the time

Motti Cat 11 years ago

As long as my stalker is cute I'm okay

Fumblefisted 10 years ago

Yes just make friends with the stalker

Nick Adelberg 11 years ago

as long as that stalker is a hot girl

Eggman 10 years ago

Harvesting eggs and stalked by chickens is the dream

Mr0atmeal 4 years ago

free friend C:

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